yasso malakas! well the christmas and new year has passed and a certain kareoke star still hasnt got to grips with the meaning of the word work (gary?) at least dawn will be there to support your butt again this year hahaha, hey rhian watch ya back daddys gonna get you working to soon, and no ken thats not a cue to start interviewing her lol. (isis kalamki allready booked the little princes's time)sorry we couldnt make it to sheffield but we heared the streets were so rough with steel we didnt want to make anyone feel insecure up there! no in all seriousness now i do hope evryone is well out there and had a good break (sorry gaz you allready had a long enough one), with the weather being as dull as ever here in the uk it has only encouraged me to come back even more. have spoken to many people including ilas, nena, natalie the wicked witch of the beer garden lol, and a few customers that i see at coventry city. at this point i would like to point out that my team, a**enal, are still top of the league and that mike from castaways should get his money ready. adam good to see you kept in touch not lol.........call me or email me asap. i have got pictures of the bar and they will be on here asap for all to see. anyway i got to do some work (thats the stuff you do to earn a living gary.....try it sometime lol). by the way ...for any potential kareoke singers coming to our lovely island this year...if you see "no name" kareoke go on in and have the best live singing experinace in zakynthos.....................with dawn hehehehehe. see ya all soon!

well at last they finnaly updated this site after th 20 emails i sent to get us on the map!!!! well boys and girls the party season is almost upon us and avalon is going to be such a cool place to do your partying. not only that we still have the family play pit out the back we definatly will be supporting all our teams involved in domestic and of course the euro championships with big warm up partys planned for all englands big games, and we have more fun outrageous bar games , live enetertainment and of course Nena and mysel Ian will be back giving it the larg'n for Avalon 2004 big shuts going to all that came to see us and supported us last year , ive seen loads of you and you say what a fantastic time you had with us well we enjoyed it too and we want you all to come back for more. For those of you that want jobs here check out the messagboreds in jobs offered and follow the online instructions we are looking for the best people and only have a few places to fill so act quickly please. many thanks and hope to see everyone in the new season! slimboyfat

just a follow up to my last comment......no i dont know how to use spell checker im a dj for god sake lol

thankyou ladys of the emrald isle cant wait to see you all again soon hurry up and come on over we having a party and we need you allllllll!

well i dont think i need to give you a dress code you allways looked fab to us and you definetly sounded it too lol! we do have some positions left at the bar so if you r interested then contact me via here i continually check it. see ya champions champions champions lol (a**enal fan and proud)

oh my god what a place the sheep jokes were great we loved it slim and my god the bar staff are so good keep it up lads and nena of course this is the best bar on the island and we went to a few of them and allways ended up back at this bar

the best bar by far for the footie and what an atmosphere go here we did every night

dear everybody,

had to return to the uk on wednesday the 14th (personal reasons) and i have just seen all the happy birthday messages and wanted to say thanks to you all bar 1............to the g*y bar dancer im coming to get a pint off you very soon lol!!!!!!! big respects going to all the staff that work hard in avalon and scott my cd's best be safe

mike i cant accses my numbers as my mobile has gone up the creek without a paddleand i cant get anyone 's numbers including your home number can you call me asap on 01788 535572 cheers ian.

hey to all hope you are all doing well gary and dawn, need you to call me im trying you but cant get in touch. by the way i think you should all pay homage to scott at the moment he is working with my cd collection and is also australian , so our party music is a lot different, come on guys support him dont slate him hes brave getting up there, oh and hes not g*y hes just shy lol!

WE ARE NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hi to all just a quick note, i am trying to find a dj for the bar between now and march if you want to try out then you need to email me at djsbfzante@aol.com.

sinbad drop me an email and will catch up.
Andy my moby is up the kreek email me with your details so we can get in touch! happy new year to all

JOBS JOBS JOBS JOBS
WHO WANTS TO WORK FOR THE NUMBER ONE BAR IN ARGASI?
IF YOU DO YOU NEED TO EMAIL YOUR DETAILS TO djsbfzante@aol.com and arrange a interview. we are looking for the right bar staff and due to new born comining in marrch/april, a dj to but you have to be good!
drop me an email.

this is a big shout out to all staff and ex staff up and under aswell as down under, you blooming malakas! scott jess ned, im ashamed of you all, not one email you ausie superstars born from the realms of the master jedi dj! and as for you ned, just coz ya brother is all busted up i really would like to hear from you, know what i mean old chap, louise is all about ready to give birth to another superstar dj and it would be great that the first people to know she was pregnant would be in contact!

sammmy great to see your message. i just got back from the island on friday and all is well , very quiet but well. email me at djsbfzante@aol.com cant wait to get the goss1

big up the avalon bar byfar the best bar in argasi!!!!!!!!!

sinbad its ian here, i need your sisters address again my phone is gone upthe swanney without a paddle muka so i cant send stuff onto her get back to me malaka!

anybody from the team alan, nena, nina, jess........hello its me dj slim boyfat aka ian.......could you ask sinbad to check the apollo comments and ask mike to call me re garding smoke machine

garry and dawn are the best of yorkshire great sheffeild wednesday fans and welcome all owls memrobelia.

looser looser thats for gazza, hello to the bush lover, i do hope the lady with the fetishes with oranges is wearing underwear and as for dawn......sag a pour mori mou

jess scott bill and bed messer! please get in contact ive been waiting to rib you all about the ashes......arrrggggghhhhh come on you boys!

hahahahaha we won the ashes lol!!!!!! wheres ya earnienow hey warney dropped the ashes when he dropped peterson.

dear gary dawn and rhiane

scott,  only yu could admit to being flintoffs boyfriend and actually believe it lol. my email is djsbfzante@aol.com  so get back to me you auzie gods lol

ok as promised i said right at the begining of the season that i would put some pics on the site for your perousal. hopefully they will allow them all on here goes....

good day people, well its confirmed, i am back in the UK so if you want to email, meet up or even start a family im more than accomadating to good looking females. my missus needs a break lol.

hi lou lou

NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH  DJ SLIM BOYFAT  NAS A BEAUTIFUL NEW BABY BOY CALLED SAMUEL YEHAAAAAAAAAA!

thanks guys for the thanks!