well i can honestly say i.ve not won the national lottery so i will not be eating here bloody highwayman

well andy porter youre the man an s club fan rock on dude the oasis bar rules cannot wait to meet the new barman dave he looks a right laugh

well i really like this place even though it reminds me of that bar from dusk till dawn were everyone turns to vampires very friendly good drinks very good music

yo sinbad hold on to ears noddy smiffy arrives may 30th

well well well lucy come in and see me in the oasis bar last year in kavos i pulled that many women neil would not know what to do with them pop in the oasis first drink is on me neil is so last year dave rules 2004

well fans of this bar come see dave the barman ken&jude are great they must be to employ me see everyone in the summer

well girls hang on to youre underwear dave arrives in argassi sunday night so watch out neil youre gonna have to fight me for all those lovely ladies.cmon girls come into the oasis bar dave is my name serving you lovely ladies is my game

lucky for neil this year dave the barman was called back to working in kavos in corfu were the ladies are waiting do not thing you have the majority hold on women neil dave will be back in argassi next summer watch this space.

sorry to dissapoint all customers of the oasis especially the ladies working back in kavos in corfu ken&jude were not happy but hey i am not in this buisness to keep people happy

sinbad is a bloody idiot do not drink here he is getting a sex change and is calling himself miss sinbad only joking simbad is the leg rock on big ears

another fantastic holiday in argassi ken&jude rock this bar is run by a legend thanks for a good time guys see u in october

sammy is gorgeus she is that beutiful she is exempt from farting.great bar neil is a laff not as bad as the comments say he is

well this has to be the worst restaurant in argaasi waited 1 and a half hours for bangers&mash which was lumpy i thought school dinners were bad do not eat here staff run around like headless chickens most of them look like schoolkids anyway avoid like plague bloody terrible restaurant

these apartments are no worse or no better than any other accomodation in greece clean but basic swimming pool area is great right on the beach as well

fantastic food excellent prices wonderfull friendly staff what more can you ask for

in response to barbara pooles comments i am not a burger munchin brit but a coniseur of authentic greek&english food this place was run by staff who could not run a monkeys tea party sorry to be so bold but it is the truth compiments when they are due same goes for critism

absolutely excellent bar a trip to argassi is incomplete without a trip to see ken&jude at the oasis excellent cocktails fantastic draught beers as for the hosts ken&jude cannot be beaten forget those karaoke bars next door oasis bars beats them all every time

sue&agoulas are a lovely couple their food is second to none try the goliath breakfast you will not eat for a week

what are you on about mate all my comments on other restaurants &bars are excellent first impressions last

ALLAN BEKER
R U STILL IN PRIMARY SCHOOL IT LOOKS IT BY UR SPELLING OR HAVE U SMOKED TOO MUCH POT U MUST HAVE BEEN SMOKING IT WHEN AND IF YOU WERE EATING IN THIS DUMP.
A HOLE BORIS BECKER WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS

what a fantastic taverna excellent food excellent prices and the service 2nd to none well worth a visit

i thought this was what this website is for to air ones comment if the staff of this restaurant spend as much time and effort into seving food and customer relations as they do slagging off everybody who makes a bad comment on this page it really would be the best restaurant in argassi i.ve puy excellent for everything now is everyone happy

excellent drinks excellent staff excellent prices excellent music excellent toilets excellent pool table excellent chairs to be honest oasis bar is damn right excellent