Howdy
My good self and eleven of my most esteemed associates (ten boys, two girls for the record) shall be visiting this fine island on the 4th of July for 2 weeks. I like to think that, being comfortably in our twenties now, we would be above the rather pathetic stereotypes that the young brit abroad seems to get lumbered with, but the fact is that we've just had more practice and can party harder and longer than any of you young scallywags. Any one whos around at the same time who fancies taking up the challenge (especially the ladies, knowwhatimsayin')feel free to mail me at mrdanieljameslaver@hotmail.com. Random abuse also always welcome.
Keep it real, homies.

RE: Earthquakes (Hey Vicki)
Theres an earthquake expected on about July 4 this year. Its in my pants. All ladies invited. (sorry, people, just couldnt resist that one)

Aloha.
Me and a bunch of mates went to Laganas the first two weeks in July and I can honestly say it was the best damn holiday Ive ever been on. Full of drunk idiots but not as trashy as a 'Club Rep' style resort. We encountered a bit of trouble out there...one of my mates was attacked late at night on the beach, apparently there were a bunch of Albanians out there and the beach isnt the safest place late at night if youre on your own. Another of my mates had the clever idea of running over the top of a taxi, which got him battered by a bunch of greeks (who did have knives, I might add) and cost him 500 Euros, but, hell, he asked for that that one, eh?

FOA GRACE, ZOE, LAUREN, ESME AND JESS
Hello ladies. If by any chance you read this get in touch. Never got your numbers and I cant let a lovely bunch of chicas disappear from my life so easily. My e-mail is mrdanieljameslaver@hotmail.com. By the way, Me and Phil have got serious holiday blues and I split up with the nurse when I got back. Good job I wasnt faithful, eh? Youknowwhatimsayin' Grace, you filthy young minx, you.