Message for the person asking about Dennis the Menace. He has broken his leg so will not be cruising the beaches for a while yet! I'm sure he will be back next season tho'.

Got back from Zante on 2nd Oct after a very enjoyable time. The Ark was one of the best bars i visited and as it's open 24hr always busy.
The team are very good and seem to know exactly what each other it thinking.
I'm not sure what goes on in the little room behind the small cocktail bar but Niko's disappears for a while and comes back looking well pleased with himself! After reading a few more reports on here i assume this is where he entertains his many ladies. I wonder if there are any Greek men who are faithful to their partners or wives!
Don't let this put you off mind as the bar entertainment is far better than worrying about the Coming's and going's of the little room of horrors!
Honk Honk

WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?It's not so complicated! The nice men are ugly. The handsome men are not nice. The handsome and nice men are gay. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. The men who are not so Handsome, but are nice men, have no money. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money. The handsome men without money are after our money. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are pigs. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE! The men who never make the first move, automatically lose Interest in us when we take the initiative. NOW, WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN? Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our Job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into Something you'd like to have dinner with.

Something to read on a wet afternoon while supping a Mythos!