HI Ian SLIMBOY FAT.hope you are not still anorexic but you really do look like Johnny Vegas, Probably comes from all the mushrooms and the milk you drink (which doesnt come from a cow does it)????? you are the best DJ on Zante (shame about the mixing though), it`s just a shame there arent that many weddings there.Only joking, you are the life and soul of the Avalon,and heres to another great season, I may even work a couple of days this year.Dawn says thanx for the experience up in the Target Bar car park,made her realise what a real man I really am.Ken and Jude say you still havent paid them for the last diet coke you had,but they dont blame you for forgetting as you were very drunk coz youd never drunk more than 5 bottles of coke before.Mark and Keith say keep up the diet and youll get down to 32 stone before 2010,weve got the playing cards ready for Blackjack you LOSER!!!!Its a good job youre coming out this year with a clear and focussed head on your shoulders..(sorry meant to say Louises shoulders),She will keep you well and truly in check,no more Ethnic Burgers for you boy.anyway see you soon mate.
Finally.... to all those coming to Argassi this year go to the Avalon and see this guy at work, He`s an absolute SUPERSTAR

The Oasis,Well what can I say...THE BEST bar in Argassi,probably the best in Zante. This Bar ,no matter where it appears in the top ten, will never be less than number 1.Spent every afternoon and evening in there.Ken Jude Mark and Keith will give you the warmest welcome and the cocktails are second to none but beware the morning after,there are no CHEAP BOMBA drinks to be found here.Without a doubt the best draught beers too and the chilli vodka will knock ya socks off,a true brummy drink.Watch out for the new Chocolate Orange drink this year,I tasted it this year,it`s to die for.Families need not worry coz the kids are welcomed with open arms and the best kids cocktails can be found here and get this..the first one each night is FREE.you will feel comfortable and very welcome at the Oasis and you just will not believe how clean the loo`s are,a real rare sight in bars in Greece. Theres everything you will ever need at this bar and true friends will be made,I guarantee it. Miss this Bar at your peril,its what a Holiday in Argassi is all about.

TO EVERYONE WHO VISITS THIS WEBSITE, KEN & MYSELF(JUDE) WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT WE HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OR ASSOCIATION WITH DAVE THE BARMAN- WHO EVER HE MAY BE! & JUDGING BY THE PICTURES OF HIM WE OR ANYONE ELSE IN ARGASSI WOULD'NT WANT TO EMPLOY HIM. DAVE WHO EVER YOU ARE GIVE IT A REST & WE ALSO SUGGEST THE OWNERS OF THIS WEBSITE SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL OF WHAT GOES ON TO THE SITE , HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF VETTING

Hi kevlar, it's us, Ken & Jude, you know the people who have the OASIS bar - Argassi !.We can't believe that you are actually listening & believing the rumours that people are saying to you.
Let us put the record straight, we know there is a person or persons (& they no who they are) who would love to get us our of there but, being "BRITISH" "WE AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE",so in answer to your question, the OASIS BAR will still be there next summer & Ken & myself will still be there ! So see you in 2005. Have a good winter, & give our love to Sue.

HI JAKE, THANKS FOR YOUR COMMENTS, & GLAD TO HEAR YOUR STILL TRYING THOSE COCKTAILS OUT, WE TRIED TO E.MAIL YOU BUT THE MESSAGE CAME BACK AS WRONG E.MAIL ADDRESS, SO CAN YOU LET US KNOW THE CORRECT ADDRESS & WE CAN TRY & GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU AGAIN. sPEAK SOON, LOVE kEN & jUDE.

hey fatboy its Gary the unemployed singer,what`s happening with the new baby superstar Dj? Not heard a bloody thing from you.sent you a text the other day and got no reply,how the bloody hell are you? have you changed ya number? give us a bell ya big LOSER,gettin sick of waiting to hear ya bloody whining and moaning voice!!!!!! love to you both from D & R .> R was asking if new baby had arrived yet? LET US KNOW.ya DVD and diving stuff is at my Dads if you want it hope you read this before season starts getting worried about ya silence now.all the best from us all to you two (maybe 3 by now) waiting to whoop ya ass at black jack see you soon m8.