Where was woody this year? The bar wasnt the same without him!! The new guy Al(tut tut) isnt it about time he sorted something out with is life? He must be over fifty!!! Come on Al this isnt a place for old fogies, we need something nice to look at behind the bar and someone to make sure we have a great holiday instead of seeing your miserable face everyday!!! BRING BACK WOODY!!!!

I think this message is written in reply to mrs eckersley??? What on earth are u going on about? If your (gold) bracelet actually rotted away from the chemicals in the pool then dont u think that the chemicals in the pool would have somehow also melted the skin off your bones??? to melt gold it has to be at an extraordinary high temperature and i doubt very much that chemicals in a swimming pool could melt your (so-called gold off) maybe u should take your bracelets and earrings back to your jeweller(or kinder egg retailer) and ask for a refund. When ive stayed at the perkes on quite a few previous occasions ive never found any problems with the hotel or pool and maybe if people started to shower before they got in the pool there wouldnt be scum around the edges of the pool as all this is is the suntan oil from peoples body. If youre off there youll have a great time if u dont listen to some of the pathetic, slanderous comments that get left on these message boards