Hello Ayia, WE'RE COMING!!!!!! 22nd June 04
We are expecting Bowls, killer darts, killer pool, five a side football, tennis, football tennis, bingo WATER POLO but PLEASE NOT KARAOKE every other night!!!!!! DON'T FORGET OLYMPIC DAY. For all of you who dissed the hotel and entertainment, this is just a snippet of what we got 2003. Ayia we want this and more this year. Watch out Mr Lee, Mr Terry, "Little" Terry, MARK and for our Scottish Counterparts Betty and George.
Do not know what all those moaners are on about but food was hot,(eat immediately is our advice as food tends to go cold after a while). Our towels WERE changed TWICE a week (perhaps a happier approach towards the staff would of helped)
See you next Tuesday (!!!!)
P.S. Only 9 more sleeps to go.

Only 8 more sleeps to go!!!!!

had a fantasic holiday - didn't think it could beat last years but it did! 'ave it + mitches b***hes = losers no bad losers at that! team fluff are the reigning champions - come back next year to take us on again if you can stand the humiliation!!!! converts to team fluff include bryan and ella from 'ave it - mitches b***hes left before they could be converted! team fluff started with 8 members and have amassed over 40 members - someday everyone will be fluffy! a massive hello to mr lee and claire, harry potter and his wazzacks aka tigger and sad sack along with weak link, terry and the rest of the dagenham gang - (where were you little terry???) gryam, teresa and rachel, wayne and waynetta, betty, george and nico, stan the man and jimmy not forgetting mr monroe, mr sid, lesley and sheila and the boys; steven and gary (holly and poppy say a big hello!) well done to the derby boys - team fluff can be beaten - we're not invincible afterall but you do have youth on your side! well done to sad sack for completing the fatso burger challenge and our sincere commiserations to tigger for failing it! mr lee your performance on the pool table was not up to it's usual standards - well done to mr christoff lammy pie for 3 successive wins (another team fluff member!) thanks to everyone for a great holiday it would not have been possible without eiya, nadia and alex - the charlies angels of entertainment. hope to see as many of you as possible back next year - we're aiming to be there on the 28th june for 2 weeks. pictures to follow as soon as the website is back up.

anyone that is going on holiday to this hotel this year will not be disappointed - but bear in mind team fluff have left the building!

only 365 sleeps to go!

Tigger you idiot we have Eija, Nadia and Alex's email. We will forward onto you.

Dear Stephen

Thank you for your concise and pragmatic synopsis of the Hotel Margarita. We do hope you enjoy your holiday next year at Tebay services. Although Tebay services are very good you might like to try South Mimms J23 off the M25. Maybe this will be a little more upmarket for you and your wife.
I believe I am speaking on behalf of the whole hotel but during OUR stay we all had a fantastic time.

Regards "The intellectually challenged" TEAM FLUFF.