our apartment was a state but it was an even bigger s**thole by the time we'd finished with it. for example 1 of the london blokes havin a s**t and wiping his a**e on a towel and puttin it in out sink! u know who u r. apart from that everythin else was kool. the pool was ok and we had a good laugh on the slide. the london blokes in the apartments opposite us made our holiday. they were the most amazin people i've ever met especially luke aka 'bev'. he was sooo lovely. can't wait 2 c them again. when u go out 4 a meal i recommend u get a childrens meal and u still won't b able 2 finish it. nightlife was wicked. recommend the rescue club. we went there every nite. over all its a brilliant place 2 go if ur a young person. i want 2 b there now!

wife?!!! hang on when did that happen? me and bev wil be having f**kin kids and a mortgage next according 2 u cheeky london guys! dont worry philpot, u'll get ur jamaica top back when u guys c*m 2 visit us! missin u all. get involved!!! xxx