hello to the joni fan club out there. just thought i'd let y'all know joni's bin 19 for the past three years, god i wish i had his capabilities of losing years off my life! he is in fact 24 and dorjan's 19 we got told this by dorjan in the first week he was there in 2003 before he learnt his 'pimp' ways, god its a shame he was so sweet. now girls, is it really necessary to sit and talk about joni and keep checking the website to see if anyone else has mentioned him. i found it difficult (speaking from experience) to conjure two words about him he really isnt that spectacular in any way shape or form. get a nice english fella here in sunny england. argassi is all make believe!! cyaz xxx

Jodie, hannah, you are ruining the point of this message board. Its not fair. the purpose is to review the BAR you know Magic Mushroom??? have you forgotten?? and if all possible customers can read is your pathetic argument they're not gonna want to go there are they with a bunch of hormonal pubescent teenagers fighting over a sleazy albaninan (who incidently does not care at all about you, dont be stupid and grow up for christ's sake), it kinda makes the bar look a bit erm.... tacky if you dont mind me saying so. Just leave it out already its all pretend its not real!! Get yourselves a life in england and dont rely on a stupid holiday. and jodie if you go out to work there you are going to be very upset when the planes start arriving with fresh blood. Do yourself and everyone else a favour and shut up.

p.s If you threaten to break my legs it just proves my point!!!p.p.s The bar is great. Three years we've been there and never let us down. Keep it Goin :)

actually galz, i'm not lonely, got a great buyfriend here in reality, sorry england n he aint off s**ggin god knows what and picking up diseases. in fact i have pulled over there between me n my two mates we've done joni, toni, dorjan, jimi, eddie, socrates, chris the dj from the factory neil + tom (red lion) and peter who used to work at magic mushroom before he moved to kalamaki, difference is we knew it was just sex!! i bin three times n have learnt a lot. jus tryin to give you sum advice! and obviuosly by the delightful use of language you are rather defensive about this subject. i dont think you have the right to say i've got nothing better to do when youz are constantly on here i just enjoy laughing at you and it is very funny. oh and one more thing i know. if you continue your current behaviour you'll get massacred by the staff out there. i know a lot of them n believe me theyll laugh you right back on the plane!

p.s my mate was the first girl dorjan slept wit in argassi n believe me if she showed up again, you'd be forgotten darlin. you aint special wouldnt matter if you were gorgeous or dog ugly as long as you open your legs they 'love' you. get a grip!

cyaz

didn't say it was me did i? said between me and my mates, bearing in mind we been there a lot. if it was just fun why do u keep having a go at that veronika bout it? dont presume you know me, what i do or what i look like because you dont have a clue. oh and we aint that slaggy, dint say we opened our legs 4 em, jus said we pulled em, its funny watching them follow you thinking they're getting it probably cause most of the time they do get it. once again dont presume darling! you are quite aggressive aren't you?? Why should i care what people think about me on the internet?? Not real life is it? dont take things so damn seriously!!!!!

Anyhows, i'm off now, i have a life, jus bored in college, n tryin to entertain myself and quite frankly having a tiff wit an ill-educated little girl on the internet bores you quite quickly! i'll tell my fella that you think i'll be forgotten when he sees u, oh n i'll show him your pic too. wonder what he'll say, i think i have an idea!! n at least i tell it how it is, i'm a manchester lass born n bred!! bye bye children xxxx