aphrodite is turd, pool is a swamp, food is like dog s**te, cleaners are mooses but if u finger them they give a cheeky grin and leave ur room spotless apart from a few stray splashes of luv juices, hope u av a crap holiday and if i see u i will shoot u,
big up dj sam! aka mr cooper wannabe

is that laura and kerry as in blonde and brunette? dont av ur email!!! mine is royburgess@hotmail.com anyway if u wanna get in touch, if it is u i have a pic of u 2, i am back i think next yr, in 2 minds whether to buy a car or go back, but who am i kidding, i will obviously be back there behind the bar if not they might get sammy 'chin-sniffer' in there!!! and we dont want that!! it would be like a over-fed cattle market!!! speak soon

Cristo has been to Goa with Shaun and Wakiki lads and then Thailand in Oz now the jammy sod!!!
Roy (Badboys)