aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kitch , not long now homie , i bloody love alanians !!! mmmmmmmmmm there great like slippers

hey  jimbo im comin on my own this time mate , not gonna make that mistake this time sunny jim , i split up wit her bout 6 weeks ago  cos i knew i had to do a season with no f**kin hassle  so bums away cant wait  to spread my seads and eat lots of cheesey  peas and party like a mo fo !  tell adam happy birthday and tel him hes gotta c*m bac cos its gonna b so much better this year ....wooooohoooooooooooooooo  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ahhhh  fonzy

happy birthday  kitchy boy hope u had a mad one mate ,theres gonna be plenty of mad ones on the go this summer , gonna get out there on the 8th may  me and pete r gonna go travel agents and sort it out so ill give u a bell and maybe u cud book one at ur end to the same place but we will sort sumthin out , jimbo how u  doin buddie am gonna try and get my own room this summer but ill see wot happens just try andget out there soon as mate its gonna be so f**kin cool !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  6 weeks 3 days lets f**kin ave it bring it on  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oi oi  !!!!!!!!  paradise is nearly upon us guys , kitch and josh get intouch cos i eed to know wot ur plans are to get over there cos we need to book in the next week , theres a few hotels goin for bout 180 on the 8th of may so i rekon thats the best thing to do , ring my house cos ive lost my mobile !!!!!!!! less than 5 weeks cant f**kin wait ,,,, ive got 2 spare lite bulbs josh so ill bring em with me but i was wondering if uve got a spare tin opener, if u have bring it with u !!! kitch do we start work on the 20th  

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im in laganas 4 6 months 1st may til end of october any 1 care 2 join me and my homies 4 another summer of  crazy carrots and cheesey peas  then meet us at mc donalds at 25 past 3 and bring a tin opener just incase it gets messy and dont forget ur colourin book cos u never know !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! knowing me knowing you c*m on guys u know the words

  howz it goin everyone 23 days to go ,less for kitch an dunc and that but lets av a f**kin mad one better than last year , last year  was good but there wasnt enuf carrots so more this year please ,,,,,, aahhh claire hope ur ok , ill c u very soon !!!!!!  as soon as i touch down ill get ma scootae !!!! and come an find all ya and well av a rite sesh !  take it eazy guys mmmmmmmmmmmmm  giros !!!!!

  s**g a lass in laganas ,,  lets all do the fox trott !!!!!!!!  mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cabbage butties

   QUIT YOUR JIBBA JABBA , stop stealing my sheep !!!!!!!!!

oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!! fooking p**s flaps

  FUNKLEMIGGATONKUNSCNAZZ!!!!!!!!!!!

  holy moly !!!!  nextdoors cat has ate my fish ,,,,,,  kitch  u rozzlefungler  u goin on sunday wots the deal  wit crazy dale, is he still c*min  , cant belive everythings gonna taste like it does at home again !!!!!  praise the lord ! he can walk !!!!!!!!!!