well well well my little argassi ragers. as we all know the artemis is the place to be when you knock off work and you just want to get maggot and do stripteases on the bar while dennis pours lighter fluid around your feet and lights it up and melts your boxer shorts onto your feet. love it. this joint is tops. dennis is a champ, danny is the coolest dude ive ever met, even though he wore tight leather pants and starry shorts, and adrian daniels, strange to hear your name in full. miss all you crazy buggers. us aussie blokes are just living it up back home. wish we were back in zante for a bit. if gina reads this i love ya. coolest chick in the world. go and get pissed and do stupid s**t. we will be nack soon to run a muck. till then keep on truckin everyone. have a good one cobbers.

ian you big b*****d i hear it was your birthday the other week. god onya mate. happy birthday buddy. glad you made it through to another one. hope all is well. we are all drunk here. f**kin great. take it easy big fella. happy birthday from the aussie knobheads