to bobby, kim, lucy and all the bar staff

we had a great time and a helluva laugh

with a**e slapping antics and red hand prints on show

no wonder we were sad when it was time to go

the outfits were hilarious but sumo was the best

although the butt cheeks were good we were jealous of the breasts

we enjoyed air guitars and only sang two songs

but the highlight has gotta be bobby’s leopard print thong

there are not many blokes with whom we would share the loo

but bobby got his way, thank god he didn’t need a poo

not sure about the 12 inches that could cause you pain

more like 3 inches and 2 of them are vein

all that gyrating and thrusting what a cheeky chappy

wonder how he will be when he’s changing the nappies!

we miss cosy corner pizzas at the end of the night

and wish we were back there on the next flight

with love, hugs, kisses and lots of licks

from vikki & fay “the black country chicks”

to bobby, kim, lucy and all the bar staff

we had a great time and a helluva laugh

with a**e slapping antics and red hand prints on show

no wonder we were sad when it was time to go

the outfits were hilarious but sumo was the best

although the butt cheeks were good we were jealous of the breasts

we enjoyed air guitars and only sang two songs

but the highlight has gotta be bobby’s leopard print thong

there are not many blokes with whom we would share the loo

but bobby got his way, thank god he didn’t need a poo

not sure about the 12 inches that could cause you pain

more like 3 inches and 2 of them are vein

all that gyrating and thrusting what a cheeky chappy

wonder how he will be when he’s changing the nappies!

we miss cosy corner pizzas at the end of the night

and wish we were back there on the next flight

with love, hugs, kisses and lots of licks

from vikki & fay “the black country chicks”