Hi Everyone,
It's been just over a month since we've been back, and that's a month too long
!! First of all BIG hi to everyone we met on a fantastic holiday.
Of course there's the only scouser I know that doesn't collect benefits as well as working, Tranny Boy Bob, Kimbo ( complete with own Air-bags ), Lucy ( my late nite club guide ), Spiros ( a.k.a Figo ) and everyone else behind the bar, Nadine ( Candice - can't forget that mouth, or "real" chest! )( I love Charlotte Church I do ), Sharrrrroooooon, Andy and Chloe-Rae ( them all f**ckin' mad!!!! God they can drink, including Chloe ), Steve-O #2 and Kayleigh ( bet ur a full-on drag star by now mate Oi! Oi! ), Gavin, Jackie and Kayley ( corned beef hasn't been the same, he's missin everyone too! ), ALL the Scotland Crew, Wullie and Rhonda, Paul, Si, little Deano and all you other mad Scottish pissheads ( anniversary next year guys, same time, same place, same place for Si to puke up his food! ).
Thanks to Kimbo for broadcasting "Zoe-Gate" on the website, didn't really think you would let thw world know, but it saves us from doing it, so cheers babe! Yep, we're together, happy, and she's 5 weeks pregnant, that's why we're rushing the wedding through!!! Only kiddin!!! Early days, but would never have met if it wasn't for Zante, and no looking back
Good luck to Bob and Nat and baby Steve-O, keep us informed!!!!!!!!!!!
By everyone and keep in touch,
Oi! Oi!
P.S - Tranny - If you're gonna do Vanilla Ice at least learn the bloody words!!! And practice downing your pint quicker, you big girl!!!
Barrie and Zoe ( formerly of Zoe and Cassie, now of Barrie and Zoe )