we're off to perkes at end of august and am s**ttin maself  now anyone goin round that time leave ur mark and anyone with any advice (other than not to go to perkes) it would be appreciated?

Nice 1 peeps, you've cheered me up a treat. Can't wait to get out there, us Oldham boys r gonna show u how its really done Flyin out from manny on 1st september so anyone on the same flight or goin the same time giz a shout. Keep it real kidz

Hey Kerrie, there's a couple of us on the same flight if ya fancy a few bevvies at the bar b4 the flight giz a shout. 4 weeks 2 go!!!!!!

eye, we're at the Perkes, we're avin a belated birthday pissup out there so should be a heavy session , we'll be avin a few in the airport bar b4 we fly out so keep an eye out for us.

2 Days 2 go!!! We gonna show y'all how it should be do

easy now!!! got back from zante yesterday and am gutted! gotta giv a big shout out to everyone who made it special, paul & matt - absolute legends! the girls from liecster who made our last days great, gettin burnt asses n flashin nipples lol, the rowdy essex gang - hope the sunburns calmed down! the guys from donny - karaoke kings, made our wait in the scabby airport a whole lot easier by playin a few 'quiet' games of  s**thead cheers boys. scott the best barman on the island for gettin us soooo wasted that i decided to redecorate the toilets in cherry bay...mmm nice. anyone i forgot cheers everyone was sound. anyone worryin bout the hotel its excactly what u need, cheap n cheerfull. we're all wishin we were back at the "perrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkessssssssssssssssssssss", missin the locals, all the staff from paradise, the touchy feely glass collector in cocktails n dreams and the crazy 'steak' man! lookin forward to the perkes posse reunion on 14th oct, gonna be messy!! roll on perkes 2007.

ps. anyone stayin at the perkes please would u look after our beloved dolphin 'flange' we left him there in his natural habitat, he likes to be riden...a lot and isnt a fussy eater but he has a severe drink problem so dont giv him any alcohol!!