Two Brothers Studios - (Accommodation in Kalamaki)

Malcolm Y           

30th september I'm sorry to disappoint anyone going to the two brothers apartments. I returned on the 26th september after 2 weeks and it as taken me this long to recover to add to the the long list of complaints I imagine. When booking this much awaited holiday informed by olympic holidays did I want a sea view or a pool view as I was going with my brother and his wife it was odds on one of us would get one or the other as it turned out I got the pool side well I think it was but it was on the other side of a wall I could hear splashing so it must of been, my brother the lucky devil got the sea view he would have to climb up onto the roof and a 80ft tower he might just have glimpsed somewhere in the distance oh well you can't have it all back to the accommadation well where do I start we are told that it is basic in greece but when you walk into your room and expect beagle to pop out of somewhere and say got you there didn't I unfortunatly no beagle the reality was in short the toilet area stunk constantley through lack of cleaning, and it doesn't help when you run out of toilet roll and nobody speaks english, but if you show them the empty roll they will give you a 80% used one from another apartment and don't bother asking for a clean towel because all they will do is throw your dirty one over the rail or bush to dry for you all in all the most horrifying holiday of my life.I live in worcestershire and it makes you appreciate what we take for granted ps it did not help when my brother was forever wading in human excurment in his apartment coming up from the shower. Sorry if anyone is unlucky to have booked with the two brothers just keep taking the pills. there is a light at the end of the tunnel its called home sweet home.

Two Brothers Studios - (Accommodation in Kalamaki)

Malcolm Y

sorry to hear claire warburton that you are going to the two brothers apartments I hope it is not with olympic holidays because they are the pits I just hope because the building is split into different holiday companies you won't be going with the one I went with and by the way watch the electric's my neighbour got a shock off his bedside lamp as for cooking falicities two rings something you would have in a old shed wired through the kitchen sink sorry to be the bear of doom and gloom.