Well hello kev and the lads. see that everyone gets a mention but me,CHEERS. Well i will be on hol for a few weeks soon, but neil "the sexy barman" (hhhmmmmm)is tryin to get me over to work in the red lion. So the Zante 5 a side team will be back in action soon maybe. Well speak to u all soon

Well hello to all neils young ladies, anyone remember the other fhm boys???? u know what i mean neil when u read this. Well im back this year in the red lion hopefully cos i dont wanna do watersports anymore... so neil got competition again. To all of u who think spencer isnt going back, HE IS ALREADY THERE. Ben me and aaron are going back soon. See u all soon Kris

well lisa i was quite intoxicated the other night when i wrote that. and neil is single dont worry about that. will prob see u soon, well actually u dont know me and i dont have a clue who u r, so chances of meetin r not the best

MY god all u girls are the same haha, Neil is single trust me. And when im back over there u shall see the fhm boys back !!!

how do i know, beacuse i rang him about an hour ago.the beach i less than it was b4!! if possible. but who needs that when u got the desk at the mimosa hey BEN, NEIL AND SPENCER. U dirty dogs

katie,that was a bit harsh " a scheming pair". everybody knows i was and still am a good boy. And the apartment i have to agree with, wasnt the best smell. speak soon hun xxx

katie katie katie, is this a vendeta against my mate Neil, sounds like it to me. Neil is 18(in his mental age anyway). and now ur dragging in other of u "LUCKY" ladies whom have had the "PLEASURE" of being with him.

Well Rock, you get yourself a can of whoopppas turn it around sideways and shove it up your candy ass.
But its not a doss house its a travel tavern..aaahhhh hhhhaaaaa.
Alright tom its kris,long time no speak, same to u neil. you going back next year, i am i think for def this year need to get away.

Alright Neil,or November as your were in the 2001 edition of FHM's calendar!!!!! i comin back on the 29th,so u competition again my friend.....but comin with ex bird. so law of the stag!!!! well email me mate and can sort out some details

ah ha, how do tom. just been talkin to benny boy, back with his chick and he not c*min back,but will split them up some how!!! hows the wrestling!!!! will be good to see you again buddy all the best
kris

Oh u shut ur mouth shane mcmahon, or i'll get a can of whoop ass turn it around sideways and shove it up ur candy ass

Is the rover an automatic my friend? very good on those tricky hill slides you know.
Will be good to see all the boys back, just tryin to persaude ben to get back over. speak soon buddy

ah the tropicana, heaven on earth by far the best place u willever visit in ur entire life.
well enough promoting, not sure if u remember me kevlar,worked a few years ago on jet skis with ben. comin back over in a few weeks to work somwhere,not sure where yet!!!!hint hint.
well will be good to see all the faces again,just been chatting with spenny,he g*y and not c*min over!!oh and neil, save some for the rest of us. and remember 16 is legal!!!!!