WE ARE GOING TO THE ADMIRALS ON 11TH AUGUST WITH 2 KIDS AGED 11 AND 12 IS THERE ENOUGH FOR THEM TO DO AND ARE THE ROOMS AS BAD AS IVE HEARD,NOT ABLE TO SWING A CAT A PHRASE BEING USED!!!!!

Hello...staying in admirals from aug 9th until aug 24th and wanna know if there is sky sports in the hotel in order i can cheer on the mighty LEEDS UTD make mince meat out of Judas Bowyer, Woody the Thug Monster on the weekend aug the 16th!!! If u r staying there then look out for the Leeds Utd clan...WE R LEEDS! WE R LEEDS! WE R LEEDS!!! Much appreciated if ya can help on this query, cheers now!;-)

Hello people,
Well, i have to begin by saying im really missing someone who stayed at the admirals who might add may have been there for a few months before we all arrived on the 11th aug until 26th. He was there for the entire two weeks of our duration and we all deeply miss him...NOT!!! Yes if u were male and visited the male outdoor toilet besides the small pool u would see "Bob" as i would call him, squatted helplessley against the loo wall...a squashed Daddy long legs. It wasnt once cleaned up even after id put a note up on the wall, i mean come on cleaners pull ya blooommmin fingers out and at least give the poor little blighter some dignity afetr a cruel death, but jokin apart i did think that was dirty!

I was taking a small kip on the first Wednesday having enjoyed a beautiful day lapping up the sun, when i gently dropped off. Dozing i began to dream about wonderful things when i heard the words..."ATTENTION ATTENTION DONT MOVE!!! POO IN THE POOL, I REPEAT POO IN THE POOL CAN EVERYONE PLEASE GET OUT OF THE WATER" Well it was like a scene from JAWS, there was Dave doindg his CHIEF BRODIE , routine, kids screaming i tell ya, JAWS 5 in the making. 2 Days on the b#####d loo after that and when that blooommmin earthquake went on i was on the old toilet poo di pooin for england and thought it was me who had sparked the tremor!!!

Last but by no means least, remember the girl selling the roses, the man with the balloons? WILL YOUNG doing his Greek Dancing??? How about first left out of hotel every night and SINBAD out of BROOKSIDE to greet u, hey what a character!!! Take care people, hope u r all okay and remember, next time u hear this BLEEP just think of all the fun u could be having on WAITING FOR YA BLOOMIN SUITCASES AT ZANTE AIRPORT...ooohhh errrrr!

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Cheers, Nick;-)