This place is a joke cos there is no one there! Theres proboably more people on the moon right now than there is in this club! The DJ reckons "they dont want garage" but thats all that everyone wanted...LOser!

Cherry bay is the ultimate cheddar cheese! After 14 nights of the same CD played in the same order it gets a bit boring. Stugling is a legend and so r the Wigan girls!.....brilliant

Cheers boss, cheers ma man, cheers uh! Abramovich and yakup is a legend! Quality movies and food, especially chicken fillet and the pies with the bad boy gravy! Two ice cubes stirred anti clockwise!