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Strings Bar - (Bars in Laganas)

King A (08 May 2006)

Hi Guys again, King Arthur here.

Just thought I would take this chance to let the girls who will be visiting the bar in the summer an early chance to see the star attraction Simon Davies (Jerome). And Ben 'Luvely Hair' Smith is as good looking so girls as you can see you are up for a treat.

Good luck everybody for the summer of fun and remember, Long live the banana!!!

Arthur

Tart Tours-Action at a fraction dressed as a rooster.

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Strings Bar - (Bars in Laganas)

King A (09 May 2006)

Hello all,

Just wanted to add a picture of the rooster and wanted to know if anybody recognised him from last year??? He was seen in Bad Boys many times and Cocktails and Dreams but this year he will be in Strings Bar as it is going to kick 'right off' in there.

As we can see he has a pint of his fuel in his hand and welcomes anybody who wants to buy him a pint of the golden nectar and in doing so he will show them his party piece of lying an egg.

Regards

Arthur

Tart Tours-Live life to the Max

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Strings Bar - (Bars in Laganas)

King A (09 May 2006)

All,

If anybody out there wondered what Ben 'Luvely Hair' Smith looks like here is your chance. I have used this picture as it shows him in his normal pose with women all around him. As you can see Jerome (Simon) will have his work cut out to be the stallion of strings but im sure he will be graceful in defeat.

Regards

Arthur

Tart Tours-Taking you to the heart of the action.

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Strings Bar - (Bars in Laganas)

King A (10 May 2006)

Members of Tart Tours and all others,

I just thought I would take this oppurtunity to introduce Bob 'the shark'/'wet fingers'/skivy Davies to you all. Skivy as he likes to be known is a full brother to Jerome (Simon) and like his brother he is a ladies man, as im sure you lucky ladies will find out during the summer of 2006.

The shark can be found in Laganas fancy dress shop selling a full range of costumes that are designed to kick your holiday 'right off'. Anything that you have every dreamed of getting dressed up in no matter how daft, from a Banana to a mobile fone, Skivy will sort you out.

Regards

Arthur

Tart Tours-Action all the way

Ps Good to hear from you Maid, cant wait to get into our room at Victoria and kick it right off.

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Strings Bar - (Bars in Laganas)

King A (10 May 2006)

Hello All,

COMPETITION!!!!!!!

On finding this poodle while on holiday in Laganas it entitles the lucky person to a free pint of Strongbow redeemable at Strings bar.

Terms and Conditions

1. Members or freinds and family of Tart Tours directors are unable to enter

2. Only one pint of Strongbow redeemable per person.

3. Tart Tours directors will be the judges and their decision is final.

4. On findding this wild dog please be careful when approaching it as it does bite!!!

Regards

Arthur

Tart Tours-Action all the way

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Strings Bar - (Bars in Laganas)

King A (09 June 2006)

Attention all of Zante a new arrival is about to hit your town!!!!!

Hello all,

Just thought I would let you know that a new arrival in the shape of a rooster is about to hit your shore line ready to kick the party 'right off'!!!

As has been said before about this creature he is very loving and reports suggest that he is a demon in the bedroom just like to other staff of the Williams empire out there. (Yes that includes you Jerome!!!!!) The rooster feeds on burgers but he doesnt like cheese on them.

The picture attached is of the rooster but in his normal clothes and atcually behind the bar of his favourite place The Partridge Arms in Bridgnorth (Mr K R Williams's last public house) where teh rooster was often known to do a shift or two.

Kind regards

Arthur

Tart Tours- taking you to the heart of the action dressed as a rooster.

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Strings Bar - (Bars in Laganas)

King A (03 July 2006)

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As you will all be aware a competition has been running for the past 2 months and Iam now pleased to announce that a winner has been found. Vicky 'Wolfie' Smith made herself known the a director while out on the town one night and showed that not only had she spotted the Poodle tattoo but she has had her own done in memory of it. Fair play to her to have her own poodle tattoo on her back all in order to win a pint of the famous nectar (which as yet she has not had).

As you all will agree she is a deserved winner of the competition and as from now the competition is now closed. However if others are wanting a tattoo in worship of the poodles apparently there is a tattoist in Wolverhampton who specialises in the.

Once again congratulations to Vicky 'Wolfie' Smith and will look forward to presenting her with her pint of 'bow' the next time she is seen.

Regards to all

Arthur

Tart Tours- Taking you to the heart of the action all of the time.

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Zeros - (Bars in Laganas)

King A

TUESDAY NIGHT AT ZEROS IS ROBSON AND JEROME NIGHT!!

Not really only joking it is Si and Sam playing but they are as good let me say that. May I offer my recommendation that anybody who is offered the chance to see these guys play then really go for it as they are excellent. The comedian after is not bad too either.

Here is a pic of the guys in action on the night we were there. Any bookings that people want to make for their return to the UK in late September please can you contact their management team on info@tarttours.co.uk and we will organise it accordingly. They can play a wide range of venues from a club holding 300 (like Zeros) to personal performances. Just email your requirements and we will do the rest.

Regards

Arthur

Tart Tours-Bringing the action of Si and Sam to the UK for a fraction.

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Strings Bar - (Bars in Laganas)

King A (08 September 2006)

Hi All, Arthur here again,

Just thought I would keep you informed with how things are going at Tart Tours and what the members have been up to since the trip to the homeland.

DJ Johno/Peach/Dave:

Gone Wierd owing money to mates but promising to pay soon. Still seeing 'Wolfie' after they met in Zeros and they are hoping to have a joint tattoo soon. He is sometime spotted in a certain street in Bridgnorth though now and again having a McFlurry.

Maxwell/Thunder/Tart:

Proving to be the main stay of the members as usual with his entertaining of women and his love for Strongbow.

Arthur/Grandad:

Living his Volvo life back in England but waiting to 'kick right off' in the Tower Lounge Blackpool on the 25th November 2006 at the Tart Tours AGM.

Regards

Arthur

tarttours@hotmail.com

Tart Tours-Living life to the max

Ps Tickets for the Tart Tours AGM are available from the tower lounge box office or apply via email.

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Strings Bar - (Bars in Laganas)

King A (21 September 2006)

hi charlie,

do i know you, i seem to recognise your name and if i remember you were always in strings. have to agree though that you are right about the bar (when it is open). sorry to hear about your experience in miligaros and that the owner was a p**vert.

email me and we will see if we can keep in touch. tarttours@hotmail.co.uk

regards

arthur

acf-cant fool us maid.

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