alrite ya pikey c**ts! whats the story!!!??? best bar in argassi, big up to sean, andy, phil collins, little amelio and hairy dj nick!! we'll be back in september so keep up some dregs to make the dublin babies (they better be on the bleedin menu this time!). keep your room tidy, we need somewhere to sleep!! seriously! p.s - andy, can we wax ur hairy back ya pushti malaka!!! yamas! xxx xxx xxx xxx

Feel the love in kiss bar with foxy Rick!! Group hug, kiss in the middle! You must feel so drained but don't worry, we'll be back in September. Good luck to Lynne and her ickle bump (she's the best barmaid on the island!). Tell Dennis to keep his bollox out of our faces!!! Sam, if you're still there, big up to ya babe! I love you guys xxx

Those who want a clue say yes, those who don't want a clue say no!! Spencer, get your ass movin boy! Keep your belt on this time, that was a sorry sight with your cacks around your skinny ankles! What would your mother say!!! C ya in September big boy!! Grrrrrr! Lots of lurve from your Dublin babes xxx

Way to go Iggy Pop, Stavros and Co! Thanks for the ride Stavros, takin us all on at once, you are a brave man!!! Big up to the pool table out the back!! I love you pooly! We have a secret! We left a turd in your crapper!!! Brilliant bar! Excellent atmosphere for the Ireland Games, thanks for keepin it real guys!! xxx from the Dublin Babes! C ya in September, can we rent your pool table for the week??? Pleeeasssee!?

big up to the cocktail king of the world!!! we love ya loads dennis! the picture is on the way and we better see it on the wall in september! all the pikey c**ts moanin about sugar reef, blow it up their a**e, what a loada bollox, dennis is the best!!! ain't nobody does it better, loved the curry and the "shoes"! c ya in 72 days!!!!! lots of love from your favourite dublin babes xxx

alrite my loverz!!?? big up to christo(tallest man alive), louis (can we have the key to ur combine harvester so we can sleep in it in september?), nathan (the new b***h)and pete (we have ur wet, white ass on camera)(and to that canadian pikey who thinks he owns the bar, no you don't, your brother owns it and you take it up the what!!!!!???) best bar in laganas! best barmen in laganas (except pete, who i thouroughly enjoyed headbuttin'!) get ur bollox outta my face! c y'all in september and until then a'rite a'rite, cam down cam down ya pikey c**ts! love yiz loads, christos dublin princesses xxxx

Rhythm is a Damcer Baby and you know it! Whatcha gonna do without ur Dublin Podium babes!!?? Keep our spot till September and get ur decks ready for our play list! Big up to the DJ's and the barman with the long hair from Athens! Keep the shots comin and we'll see ya in September xxx

cody, we love you man!! stop lookin so sad, we'll be back in september! big up to sam, vikki and "big" danny from olympic! eardy and airdy the terrible twins, big up to the tuna salat and say hello to aristotle for us! keep lethal enforcer warm and make sure you have some change this time. p**vy night pool guy can kiss our asses except he'd enjoy it too much! really clean, no smell of s**t, no rats or roaches, reception was gorgeous, happy hour was the best, cleanin ladies really did their jobs, big up to name that tune and who could forget cash prize bingo and club dancing for afters!! if ian wright is reading this big up to ur bad self sexy boy! lisa, rita, dannys and staceys - we'll be in touch! love yiz lots and lots , dublin babes xxx :0)

Big up to Farm Boy, Little Andy and Doug the Chef! WE never actually ate here but I'm sure its lurvely! We'll try it in September if you let us sleep on the stairwell! Tan those asses! Doug the Chef, ya better email us back! Keep that dream of your t-p in Israel baby! C ya in September, lots of love from your pished oirish Dublin babes xxx