Had a fantastic week at these apartments. They r near the beach and the bars but in quite a quiet area. The owners and their family r v friendly despite their sordid sense of humour (which u failed 2 mention lozza! i am shocked!) We thought pool would b small from kosmar info but was a good size and deep with poolside bar serving gorgeous cocktails and Yannis' vegetarian pizza everything was great.

Tackiest place on earth+free shots were v weak-don't bother

Spent every day there-some seriously beautiful guys around. And also some dodgy egyptians who thought my friend's mum was hiding her greek heritage from her-hi Ahmed!

Still haven't soberred up from that 'Perfect Orgasm' cocktail I had there 2 weeks ago. And am craving another glass of frappé. Yum is all i can say. Music was good too-think singer's name was 'Sideshow Bob' (like on The Simpsons)

Best place i ate on holiday-equalled only by Salt n Pepper next door. Waiters were so lovely during power cut and was v impressed that they brought us candles b4 the rowdy london lads who were hollering for 'caaandles' (hope u got home ok James)!

Were v rude to us when we had to leave early cos friend was ill and charged us a bomb for the bread & water we had.

Despite possibly being a mafioso/greek only/gay restaurant (we were given quite a few funny looks!) had a fantastic meal and were waited on by v sexy men-who could also dance in a traditional greek stylee. Lovely-and was probably our dazzling beauty that attracted the stares!

Went on Kosmar organised tour but could probably have got a better deal. Scenery was fantastic and we stopped twice to swim. Smugglers' Cove is lovely but shingle is v sharp and sea v salty so wear sandals that won't float off like my flip-flops did. Great day but didn't see any turtles or dolphins :-(