location: it was a bit out of the way but taxi's were only 1500 drs (about â£3) to get to the main strip. quietness: it was all lovely and quiet apart from the chickens and barking dogs! cleanliness: not very - the cleaner came every day but sunday she emptied the toilet bin and mopped the entrance but that was about it! other: be warned - it was full of germans when we went there, literally only one other group of english people!!! the pool bar is very limited and alcoholic drinks are â£3 each. in our room for two people the bathroom was tiny and when we hired a room to stay in while we waited for our flight, it was supposed to sleep 5 people but was not much bigger than our 2 people room, only difference was it had a sofa(bed) and a bath. all in all, i've had much worse but i've had much better. the younger bloke who works there is a bit p**vy so watch out!

absolutely s**touse! don't think you'll be able to get a taxi home cos there's no chance, get your pumps on. music was greek and there was only about ten other people in there and they were greek - bloody greeks! would be nice during the day as it's very picturesque, nice cliffs and bushes!

s**touse unless you want a cheesy night with porn on the telly. full of old slappers giving boys blow jobs and men rubbing girls boobs. but if that's what you like then i reckon you better get on down!

GATE ONE: Excellent music but didn't really get busy enough. GATE TWO: If you dance raunchy enough you get free drinks. GATE THREE: Lots of young boys with their collars up, looking very cool. GATE FOUR: Funny old MC bloke running round thrusting upon unsuspecting victims. GATE FIVE: DRAW YOUR WEAPONS! ee ee ee

Looks like a brothel from the outside but don't be fooled! Good music but full of El Greco's.

always went there after midnight so there was no music, apparantly side show bob played there and sang cheesy boyzone and rod stewart songs. the boys that work there are quite funny but don't be fooled into going to cameo with them! top tip: don't beg for a s**g, it doesn't work - you know who you are! the couple who own it are lovely and the drinks are nice and strong - free shots too, which is a novelty!

Pucker! PS Does anyone know what the "Dance with the Devil" song is called (der!) and who it's by???