Bananas Bar

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AAAAAAAA  IM SO JELOUS!

I was staying in Zakynthos in July, for 5 days and I thing I was drinking for olmost everyday in the Bananas Bar. The barkeeper was a great guy. Two names, forgot them, but it was for joking. And the owner was also there. She was a nice lady. But the most amazing was the girl called Jade. I thing working there. Very nice and beautiful and if I could rule God, I would have her as my girlfriend. Right now I having a picture of the two of us, on my telphone front. I'm a real fan! 

Love you all, kisses from Bennie 

Hey Zoe, i know you because i'm from the brass balance, you shud at least remember my ears if you dont remember me , anyways will be flyin out on the 26th to annoy kim. Take care hun

hey marie, lee and the gang

how is every thing going it suzanne here thought i would leave a little message for you all miss you loads it was great seeing you in june. marie hope you and lee had a great birthday my email address is suzy.mell@btinternet.com and im still on my english number. get in touch love to all suzanne xxx

3 free shots with every cocktail! its the nuts

how can any paper run lagunus down the way they have today in sun newapaper sun

10 boys from south london coming laganas from aug 10th - 24th staying at the magarita hotel! any ladys goin in mass numbers hit me back!

haha who r u???

our kims still ther... im not  wish i was tho...

Alright to kim H, i hope to suprise ya soon, an zoe if youre still there ill suprise ya too, if not, nuthin but love for ya girl

awritey ,,me n ma bruvs goin eh same time as yoo essex burds, any pics ,  ;)

hello ppl! 10 of us girls and boys from essex goin Zante on the 16th aug- 31st! anyone else goin then? cnt wait! gna b so good, ppl watch out for the essex lot! xxx

Hiya Marie - dnt know if ull see this before i get out there but cant wait 2 see ya agen ya nutter

u know it

:p orite lads. there's 2 sexy single lasses c*min 2 laganas 15 aug, 2 show u guys n girls da real meaning of fun, there might only b 2 of us but we'l still b the loudest girls out there so u ccan't miss us. watch out zante we'r c*min 2 get ya! ;) also whats the music like in this place?

where abouts is this bananas? coz i like a good english breakfast 2 wake me up wen im on hoilday!!

Hey Kris, sorry but we've managed to get our old staff back this year, cant be bad eh! But we're a great place to come to get to know all the workers & what jobs are going, so come & see us when you get here ok. Maybe you can teach me how to breathe fire too......!!

hey boys and girls of bananas bar, you got any jobs going this year? i fly out the 1st of may and i know how to breath fire and i can flare a little, gimmie a shout if you got anyfing going-da_badboy_is@hotmail.com

Just booked for July. Cant wait, any up 4 it girls out there?! Email me x

hello everyone, 6 of us lads r going out on the 18th of jusly for two weeks, ne one gonna be out there, were staying in hotel goire de mar or somthin like that ne one staying there? we went to malia last year and weve had mixed comments is zante better? phil, Reading

Alrite Every1, there 4 of us girls going out to Zante on the 31st of august ne1 else gonna be dare? We aint been here b4 is it ne good? Reply every1 luv ya xx sexy south east girlies!!!! xx

alrite banana team..!its rory(jukebox)here just checkin in on youz all..!i just wanted to say what a wicked time i had workin with youz durin last summer 2004 but unfortunatly im not gonna make it back this year im in oz now and dont think im comin back ever just like all the paddys over here..anyway to marie(tequila buddy),lee(boss), simon(scouse p***k),danny(c**t),suzie(how about that!) amy,rachel,jess(triplets)kim(where did u get them tits from..?),lucy(best neighbour),stacey(smiley) and how could i forget the new wonder or is he still there..?dave(frank!)ur all great bunch of people and made a sweet impact on me over there...i recommend this place to any1 lookin to complete there zante experience..!thanx for havin me again enjoy this summer2005 signing off..! the irish jukebox..!

S.London Girls and Geordie Girls either of yas stayin in apollo

anyone going from august the 10th ?

Sowf London girls arriving on the 12th july for mates 18th birthday!!!! Its gunna be BIG!

Wat hotel u at geordie girlz?

watch out boyz geordie girlies gonna b arrivin on the
17th july!!!!!

Watch out boyz geodie girlies gonna b around from the 17th July!!!!

ANY NICE GIRLS GUNA B IN ZANTE FROM THE 10TH JULY? LOOK OUT 4 DA LONDON BOYZ!

this is 4 danny it bothers me to see that you are such a slapper but never mind i had you quite early. jenna i dont blame you 4 trying to get in touch f**king amazing. danny if you see this send your number as we dont live 2 far from each other. prob see you in the summer anyway

hey was in zante on holiday in june was brill had a fab time! jenna who seems to have also met danny (who worked at banana bar) at the same time i did i dont think he will have any intention to call you so its a good job you lost his number for what i can see now he seems to have been a bit of a slag, its amazing what or who alcohol will make you sleep with and not being bitter but it was pretty s**t anyway, oh well one days little boys do grow up!!!!!!!
hopefully be back to zante wiv my mates this summer same time for another mental holiday love ya laters x

where do i start about this bar f**kin loved every thing about it. loved everyone that worked there made alot of great mates. marie one of the most down 2 earth girls ive ever met always there when we needed you thanx for everything you crack me up. lee what a great guy thanx 4 letting me and amie stay over and watch shrek miss u love u. kim wot a wkd gal ur a great mate you mean alot to me had some great times wiv ya and gonna do it all again nxt year cant wait. suzi gotta say one of the nicest most caring girls ever, sorry 4 making u worry about and a big thanx 4 ur legendery long islands they defo did the job, love u. lucy wot can i say crazy girl dont ever change ur a great mate so glad u came back love and respect u so much. danny i can sum u up in 1 word....c**t, but better be nice, do love u thanx for everything u did at the start 4 us we will never 4get that u mean alot to us and even tho i dont miss the a**e smaking i do miss you ur a lovely lad. rory great guy really funny hope ur enjoying urself in oz, never 4get when u and danny tried 2 auction us off, miss u. ashlie had sum wkd times in pink panther wiv ya ur a great gal luv ya. stacey or marlene wotever people our calling u now my lil nut nut u'll always b 1 of my best mates now love u so much had the best nites wiv u, loved working, living and partying wiv cant remember many nights but im sure they were probley good. wkd when random tourist told us wot we got up 2 dont u ever change f**k it. and last but not least our big bro si my favourite person on the whole island love you so much thanx 4 everything you mean so much to me and im gonna stalk u now cant imagine not knowing you. sorry for being so gullible i'll be more sensible next year well i'll try. gotta go doing a si watching a dvd getting a kfc ha ha. cant wait 2 c u all nxt year.xxxxxx

what can i say this bar is the reason the "triplets" stayed.
we now have some of the greatest friends you could want, the people at this bar are amazin.

danny - your 1 of a kind. i really have never met any1 like you, and im not sure that i want to! but i love you anyway. no more horse tranquilers! love ya x

kim - you know i love you, your great. had some really good times, you and the "triplets" goin mad in cherrybay. so glad we met. love you loads x

marie - you are 1 of the most genuine girls i think i know, a real friend and always there when we need you plus you make a great long island iceteas. love you baby x best bar on the island!

suzi - you always tried to look after me and tell me not to go out in the binliners oops did it anyway (sorry bout that). do you remember wen we used to have our little chats about men wen i was helpin you clean the bar, and givin each other advice we were havin a good giggle. hope you go bak next year. love you x

lee - your a great guy and cant wait to see you next year. love ya x

lucy - we were friends as soon as we met, we had loads of heart to hearts i think your a great person and i love and trust you loads.
cant wait to get bak, love you x

stacie - never met any1 like you, i mean who else can take take a dentist chair and then offer to do half of sum1 elses! loved livin wiv you had a great time. you just need to start bein on time you cant turn up 2 work 3 hours late wiv a smile on you face! love u x

ashlie - yay bbh2, wot did i turn you in 2. your a great girl, glad we met. love u x

si - you know that i love you loads coz i told you everyday! we never would have made the 4 months there without you, you looked after us loads and we really appreciate it. i never realised how gullable i was till i met you, even tho you did lie 2 us everyday and played trickes on us all the time i think you made me cry at least once a week! never thought you would have stayed in contact really glad you did, plus if you didn't i have you address and you will find me at your door introducin myself to the family! he he. so 'der ya go'.
love you loads baby x

banana bar legendery! 2 every1 that worked there (marie,lee,big bro,danny,suzie,kim,lucy,rory,ashlee,triplet 4, n ne1 else 4got to mention sorry) if it wernt 4 u guys we wouldnt have stayed we owe u sooo much! you made our time in zante better than we could ever imagine. the bar is by far the best place on the island.
marie, love you so much. your the most down to earth lovely person i have ever met! miss you so much cant wait 2 cya next yearxxxx
lee, love ya lee u were so lovely 2 us u always looked out 4 us and had our back all the time thanks so much! xxx
big bro (aka si), what can i say!!!!!! i know we gave u hassle sumtimes but we love u so much. even though u and danny played them evil tricks on us (we were so gullible!) and if it wernt 4 u we probably wouldnt have lasted a day! u better get ur ass down to leicester n c us! u were our summer big bro. i promise next year i will behave my self n u wont c me walking past the bar! miss ya x
danny, i hate 2 say this but i actually miss all the abuse and the slaps that really stung! u taught us well we got u back eventually! love u dan, u and si were the main reasons we stayed. cant wait 2 cu again even though u do scare me a little. u mean so much 2 us x
suzie, love ya babe you r genuine and kind and just great!! cant wait 2 c u again and 2 sample one of your fine long islands never tasted one quite like it yet! xxx
kim, the maddest bar woman on the island! next year i will get the pints down 2 6 seconds im lovin the practice tryin 2 perfect it! love ya cant wait till next summer its gonna b even betterx
lucy, baby ur amazing! i remember the night we sat down on a bench and done 20 seconds on the vodka wiv our candles lit that was a great one!!i really treasure ur friendship and am glad u came back!!! love u xxx
ashlee, yasoo cuckla! the blonde geordie triplet! love ya babex
stacey, f**k it u s**t head nut nut. the nites we had havin our parties around the pool bar were the best over there. but we will keep that to our selfs yeah! u dont need 4 me 2 say i love u coz that is obvious! my original drinkin partner lets fall over more next year!!!! miss ya xxxxx
rory, the best dj on the island but wud ave bin better if u had played a bit of westlife!
to all the other banana bar crew love ya loads n loads!!!!!!!!!!! xxxx
cant wait 2 be back in the bar drinkin a suzie special next year it is the bar of the island and i miss it more n more every day it had the most amazing people workin there u r all so special c u all again soon.xxx

si, hi babe its debbie bored at work hense this msg. just wanted to say miss ya babe you were my rock this summer couldnt have got through it without you and i did mean what i said at the reunion!!!! cant wait till next summer, speak to you soon love ya
ps the toilets need serious improvment but with a possible extra added investment next year you never know, im sure they have alot of experience on it!!!!!!

hi ya i met danny when on holiday in june. we arrange to meet up after the season but i've since changed my number and have been unable to get in contact with him! is there anyway someone could help me contact him. please is so contact me on jennaj_5@hotmail.com. hopefully we can sort something out and maybe someone could give me an update! thank you so much. jenna x

hey to danny and kim was good seeing u at the reunion i was very drunk. hope to see u all soon lots of love jess xxx and danny u w**ker i love ya xx

hi to all the banana team you know who you are, its suzanne miss you all loads cant wait to see you all get in touch my email address is suzy.mell@btinternet.com x

Hi Bananas!!!!!

hi Lee, Ashlee, Danny n rest of staff there! hope you've had a good sept+aug! Ashlee-sorry i didnt sell u my phone in the end but best i didnt cos its broke now my screen is blank and the cameras bust!! Danny how r ya? when u back? let me know- darkchild_424@hotmail.com
Lee-how r u? il be seein u next year!!!

take care everyone enjoy the last few days!! xxx

DANNY- i've got bobby xx

helllloooooooooooooooooo banana bar peeps, speah hi to danny, thanks for everythin u did for me helpin me out with gettin to malia safe, those headf**kers from help bar f**king ruled! hope there u go is safe n well! hope 2 c u ? the 2 reunions! get in touch babes brown_eyed_beauty1984

love becci! muwah!!!!

The Kim below aint the Kim that worked here by the way... I'm back safe and sound now in sunny England. Pah. I've had the time of my life working out in Laganas this season and I really owe it all to Banana Bar coz it was the 'bestest' part of my summer!

Marie and Lee - thanks for having me work here! I really appreciate your friendship, and everything you did to help me during the 2 months I worked for you. See you soon back in Berkeley Marie.

Simon - Der Ya Go missed you after you'd gone! See you in BaaBar at the weekend you big scouse get! Call me and I'll pop over out of 'PLASTIC' country again.

Dan 'With The Mohican' - Thankyou. You already know what I'm talking about so I aint gonna give you an even bigger head! #1! All the help you gave me so early on (before you even really knew me) was amazing and that's how I'll remember you.

'Sooz' - Thankyou for letting me stop with you and Luc for the last week or so we were out there. We had some great times, love you to pieces and I think you're an absolute star. Keep in touch ok.

Paddy Faggot - Sorry, Rory, you owe me a big thanks for the 'BLING' CD coz you know you just left it playing most nights! Only joking mate! Although you were completely BLIND to see what stared you in the face for the whole summer , I hope you trip to OZ and the USA is going well. Maybe see you next year!

Luc - No comment needed... I spoke to you about 10 mins ago! Can't wait for Amsterdam though hehe! I honestly can't thank you enough for everything you've done for me. You've taught me so much about life and friendship and I'll always remember that. Best mates always xXx

Any other workers from throughout the season...
Sabrina - Glad we made up to some extent, you're a top girl and I'm sorry we didn't get to know eachother properly.
Ashlie - I know you had a really tough summer, and sorry if things felt a bit sour at the end due to a certain roommate we had in common, but I'll always remember the African shirts on your 1st night, and being there to look after you those times you needed it.
Jenni - Spoke to you earlier but thought I'd just tell you I loved you to bits and was gutted when you stopped working with us in July! You and me had some laughs darlin so keep in touch!
Jasmine - Will always remember what you did for me too. Thanks babe!
Greg - No matter how much you hated it, you really were the best person to cry/moan/whinge/blub to. Thanks for listening.
Stacey - post the days of me, but I still love ya! You really were the only honourary Triplet!
And last but not least - THE TRIPLETS! Still can't get over how much you 3 can drink! Guys, ever seen a girl of about 5 foot downing a pint of either beer or Marie's Long Island Ice Tea in less then 8 seconds? It happened a lot during July and August believe me!

Any tourists who came to the bar this Summer - I hope you had a good time and please try to forget the really really BAD night I had on 31st July. It wasn't my fault I promise!!! (Sorry again Marie!)

Love to all, I'll be back next season without a doubt!
Kim xXx

(PS) My Banana Specials, be it fruity OR creamy, WERE the best!!!!

hey there guys how u all doing. danny-if u read this-sorry i didnt get a chance to say bye. maybe see ya in romford on 30th?
Thanks for making it a great summer-same goes for u si!

Big kisses, Kim x

great bar, your not 35, would always go there, your not 35, on a night out,your not 35, bar staff frendly, your not 35, atmosphere great, your not 35, drinks are head f**kers. did i mention you not 35

Just another message from the north London boyz to say how quality your bar was and that our holiday was the best ever. still can't believe that we're home we miss u all loads. Big hello especially to kimbo-u naughty minx. Enjoy the rest of ur summer. Rob x x x x

Banana's was quality, all the staff their were really friendly! We always started our night their. The cocktails and fish bowls were a killer though. Big hello from the north london boyz.

got to say this a top bar tostart ur nite out ont the strip the girls on the bar excellent especially suzanne top girl lovely and chatty thanks for the shots and kim top banana special cocktail just to say loved ur bar and thanx

I,m off to Laganas for a week on the 22nd August, just wondered if there is anyone out there who can tell me the best places to go that play RnB, Hip Hop even some garage!

hey lee,
you better not forgotton bout us yet.hope laganas aint to boring without us!leona got her flight ticket in the end, had to pay 20 euro to get another one!wish we stayed now, england's so s**t.danny-leona hasnt forgotton bout that flatliner and wants revenge,so watch out,u cocky s**t.you never know who mite walk back round the corner!mis u guyz so much, hope you have a wicked summer, loves ya
leona (aka balcony girl) and lizzie xxxx

Cheers for that Rooney!! This bar was awesome, great people, great drinks, great atmosphere, relativly good music when the so called "Birmingham Girls" weren't there!! But the DJ played some classics like Ghostbusters, oh the memories....

Can't wait to come back again and see the Banana Bar family, Kim, Lee, the DJ (banana looking one), man with hat and the rest!

Cheers for 2 superb weeks at our "local" while we were there, see ya all soon, Tom - 1/4 of the Bristol Banana Bar Boys! x

Girls Girls Girls! Your music was horrific!!!! and the DJ looks like the picture of the banana behind him! and as for having no knob your mate wunt complaning about Tom!!! and for the last time you aint from birmingham your from warwick!!!!! for the love!!!!!!!!!!

Big it up to the best DJ in the whole wide world!he isn't funny looking,he is a god!With his amazing music taste..prince and jason and kylie!Will never forget u or 'there you go', or the scary bar man who was in love with me...and a little message to the Bristol boy shlong....ur a knob, with no knob!Love the best birmingham girls ever to enter the banana bar!

Also as a great point to go here!!! they are the only bar to not have the Greece Portugal game on repeat!!! seriously seen it about 11 times in one weekend!! and they do top Cocktails, try the Bristol Shlong its on one of the Flags but get lee to make it. Kims lovely looking and makes good creamy bananas!! But Lee is the Don. Catch yas laterz

Ello People hope everything is well!!! Just wanted to say how great you guys were out there and thanx for everything especally the Bristol Shlong and Kim for the thongage action!!! see yas next year BRISTOL BOYS

Hi everyone at Bananas. Just to let you know we havent forgot about you. Got some cocktails for you to try out when we next come over. The barman is totally mad, in a good way and a great friend, and of course his sister is a good laugh and makes good coffee, so if anyone in Zante has a hangover and is in need of a goo wake up, go to Bananas and ask for one of Maries lovely coffees and say that Lisa and Paul sent you.

Give Lee and Marie a big hug from us and to all the other staff too, they are all just as daft.

Bye for now

hey lee and simon,
just a quick message to say i am sorry for not making it down there to say bye bye before i left! you really did help me out and like everyone you made me feel real welcome on my first 'working' holiday! ta very much and i can't wait to see you next year!!!!
for anyone else thinking of visiting this bar it is a must!! the staff are all so friendly and the cocktails will blow your mine (i had one before work...not advisable)!!!
take care again guys and will see you soon!!
love jacqui xxx

Best bar on the island the staff were a gr8 laff the drinks were very top rate n the dj looks like the pratt with brown hair from busted look out for the welsh flag on the ceiling thats our doin that is kit10

From your USA boys!!!!!! Had an amazing time with all the girls from the Banana Bar! Sabrina your banana specials were the best!! Thanks for everything yall!!

we've changed our hen party from turkey to laganus because we've heard such good reports about the banana bar form my fiance and we wana check it out for ourselves, pls forward any info as we will be there early july 04 thanx linda and the girls

hey steve,it's Amy and Nats from hols,philly said that we could have a look at the photos aswell?hope ur ok, Amy and Nats xx

Hi Marie Lee
Just opened our own site, contact me on stevebakes571@msn.com for full pictures and details, miss u all Banana boy 4

Yassou everyone

Thanks for a great week guys. Best place to be for partying. Had a wicked birthday bash partying from midnight saturday till 9am Sunday and then again all night sunday. Its a must to go down to see happening place. Sexy Sue, Sassy Sabrina (name your price and she might be nice), Lush Lucy, Madame Marie, Loco Lee (wicked jokes) & Sizzling Simon will "whip" up your favourite cocktail with 3 free shots every time. The morning after the night before Sizzling Si will cook up a wicked english breakie to sooth your aches and pains! The bar can be found just off the main strip and is great for family entertainment throughout the day. Hope to be back soon for yet another wicked holiday.

STOKE BOYS!!!! Just thought we would all say hello again to all of you. Had a wicked time....best bar in Laganas. Big thanks to mikey, susan, marie, simon, lee, lucy and who can forget Sabrina????? Anyone reading this and coming to Zante...trust us - Come here, it's the dogs b****xs. Hope our flags still up there?!? Anyway Nice 1 for the good time....Love ya Loads...Rob(the stab victim!!!) Girth Boy (Dayne), Broughy (broken shoulder), and Andy (S****ed a fat bird!).

hey marie &lee,i know how old u both r soon and wot date, so if u both want it kept quiet u better make sure that t shirt stays on the wall or yor secrets out!ps.if lee"s got an e-mail address u can just mail it 2 me cos steve wants it 4 some reason(probably 4 the photos)tell sabrina 2 keep doin wot she does and suzy 2 get shot of!!!!!!! c u all soon we hope! the now famous banana boyz!xxxx

We have just returned from our second vist this year to Zante and the Banana bar. If anything this vist was better than last, Jimmy and Marrions breakfast's can not be beaten (exellent black pudding Jim). The staff are exellent the banana girls are game for a laugh, they have to be because some of Lees stories are cronic(sorry Lee). Do yourself a favour go to Banana bar it will make your holiday I promise.

Can anyone forward me Lee's E mail

Thanks for a good time, special thanks to Lee and the girls, Lee you need to keep practicing your pool!!!still enjoying your Vodka, to anyone who reads this and is heading to Lagana pay a visit to this bar, u should see our pictures and special gifts from the north east banana boys we left[Boro shirts and an original 29th feb from Cardiff, will not get much better than that, great bar pool table and of course the lovely girls Marie Sabrina and all, PS ask Sabrina to read you a story!!!!!!
Have fun Steve [Banana boy]

hey lee and marie, it's pete and tan and ben here, hope u guys r well.
gonna say a bit about ur bar. easily the best in laganas. music, drink and staff are quality. to anyone reading this, i spent 30 weeks on the island in 2002, and man we had a laugh. anyone going to zante anytime must go and meet lee, get him to tell some jokes, you'll laugh yer back off. there are, of cource, many bars, but banana bar is big, good drink good price, good pulling place,
cool location, far enough from main drag to not get crushed, but near enough that it's only a 5 min stagger to get crushed.love banana's. see you soon lee and family. cockney pete and family.xx

a massive thanx 2 lee,jim,marion and my favourite banana girls 4 makin this a top holiday !we will b back love u all.the banana boyz

this is excellent and the bar staff are really friendly and helpful,and banana boys thanks for making mine and natalies holiday a lot of fun hope your all ok! x

well banana boys, just wanted to say thanks for a wicked week & for letting us share your holiday, you're the best, real quality!!!! believe, we'll miss you all loads, from the banana girls x ;)

There was nobody in here! the staff were poor, and you could probably see better looking people whilst floating around on your lilo, being swept away from shore and bumping into every dead bloated corpse you come across, not recommended but if you want to and you like to waste you time, have fun!

Best full english on the island. The cocktails are out of this world. as are the bar staff.

one week 2 go,can anyone tell me wot time bananas opens and any idea wot the weathers like there.

Has Suzanne Mell arrive safely. Tell her she's in trouble for not letting me know!! Weather in england the usual wet wet wet

Fit birds behind the bar got us mash up on dodgy shots....It was wicked!