Relax Bar

Hello Bobby, Kim and Lucy

And always remember the back wheel of the van.

Thank you Booby and Kimbo, you made mine and Kates holiday fab! Can't believe we cried when we had to say goodbye!  Miss you both loads and wish we had stayed when Bobby told us too! Got some great photo's of us all, will have to post them soon.

we are the bracknell boys..... a seven nation army couldn't hold us back!!!!

arrr yeno wot babe, ive had such a s**tttttttte time since ive been back! rele releeeee wish id stayed now yeno, i was so close 2

ya baby sis  xxxx

oi oii

don't know what happened then clicked wrong button or someat! as i was saying we're missing everyone too, hi to kim, lucy and bobby and anyone else that was there with us

p.s kim don't forget to let us know as soon as the baby arrives.

oi oii barry and zoe

what a brilliant holiday we're going back first week of sept hopefully gavin jackie and kayley are comming with us and we're trying to talk sharon and paul into going too! We had a BBQ last week and yes i put on a dress and a wig just couldn't resist it. We're missing everyone loads say HI to keith from us all.

Just a few more pics!!!!!

Hi Everyone,

It's been just over a month since we've been back, and that's a month too long!! First of all BIG hi to everyone we met on a fantastic holiday.

Of course there's the only scouser I know that doesn't collect benefits as well as working, Tranny Boy Bob, Kimbo ( complete with own Air-bags ), Lucy ( my late nite club guide ), Spiros ( a.k.a Figo ) and everyone else behind the bar, Nadine ( Candice - can't forget that mouth, or "real" chest! )( I love Charlotte Church I do ), Sharrrrroooooon, Andy and Chloe-Rae ( them all f**ckin' mad!!!! God they can drink, including Chloe ), Steve-O #2 and Kayleigh ( bet ur a full-on drag star by now mate Oi! Oi! ), Gavin, Jackie and Kayley ( corned beef hasn't been the same, he's missin everyone too! ), ALL the Scotland Crew, Wullie and Rhonda, Paul, Si, little Deano and all you other mad Scottish pissheads ( anniversary next year guys, same time, same place, same place for Si to puke up his food! ).

Thanks to Kimbo for broadcasting "Zoe-Gate" on the website, didn't really think you would let thw world know, but it saves us from doing it, so cheers babe! Yep, we're together, happy, and she's 5 weeks pregnant, that's why we're rushing the wedding through!!! Only kiddin!!! Early days, but would never have met if it wasn't for Zante, and no looking back

Good luck to Bob and Nat and baby Steve-O, keep us informed!!!!!!!!!!!

 

By everyone and keep in touch,

 

Oi! Oi!

 

P.S - Tranny - If you're gonna do Vanilla Ice at least learn the bloody words!!! And practice downing your pint quicker, you big girl!!!

 

Barrie and Zoe ( formerly of Zoe and Cassie, now of  Barrie and Zoe )

weve been here on holiday every night for past four years and the relax bar is da best.Singin the yogi bear song at 12 and havin so much fun.drinks are cheap and the atmosphere is great.defo gonna be comin in here this year babes are exelent if you include me

Hey Everyone cant write much coz I'm wrecked as usual...

Chesty Lisa and the Tranny Lovers - sorry I dint mention you, and we'll defo be at the wedding next year!!!

Vickie of course we remember you two, cant wait to see you again!

Lindsey & Mark, you were fab look after eachother and keep the posts coming.

Emma (Hen Party) - glad the wedding went well send us some pics asap!!!

Hey Lambo's - long time no message... miss you all take care xxx Tell Megan we've still got her picture and note up on the wall!

All the Donny Crew (inc. Our Laura) - love you all so much, TRILOGY is gonna be amazing!!!

Zoe you dont even need a mention (and Loz & Faye) coz you know the score... Missing you loads baby

 

Everone else - keep gettin pissed up just like we all are!!! Even Bobby - who's on serious "drop-of-the-mic Baby Watch" now! Nat's due any minute now so I'll keep you up to date ok...

 

Love and Kisses to everyone...

Kim & Luc

xXx

RELAX TRANNY CREW 2005

hello its adam lambo's son. how are things i really miss coming to the relax bar every night sometimes i wake up and wonder where i am because i got used to waking up in greece i really want to come back and see everyone soon i hope i will be able to in the near future. i was really upset the day i had to come home   hope to see you soon  lots of love adam x age 12 x

i know its been a month since we got home, but we still think of u every day, hope everythings ok; see u soon hopefully, let us know if u skip countries. love the lamberts, jeanette, john, adam and little meg that kept trippin u up[trying to] loved it mate x

add your commentkim and lucy missing you loadshope to see you september 22love you jackie nick and jodiexxxx

heres a few more xx

awwwww im missin it loads already and ive been back 6 hours

"you stole the stars out the sky n put em on my bikini line babe" hahahaha

kim, your my big sis... wot can i say - i love u you b***h

and lucy knows i love her billions 2

love you all loads xx

to Bobby,kim and lucy

kim bobby n lucy.

hope u guys are all well.  we didn't want to leave. i really wish i was there with u now. all of us want u to pay a visit so we can show u our grooves in trilogy. best wishes to bobby for his nearly new born baby. miss you guys loads n hope to c u soon. best bar on the island by far.

love you all, love all the donny boys

xxxxx

hi you guys,its laura from doncaster.bin home a few days now and its reali crap!coming next year with a few of my friends.kim i hope to see you in trilogy soon!!!!hope you are all okay.i'am missing you's loads and loads!!say hello to bobby n lucy.love yas!!!!! laura.xxxxxx

hey kim, bobby and lucy and everyone who was there last week in june/first week in july

bobby and kim do a great job keeping us entertained night after night with a**e slapping and boob bouncing, singing, dancing and all the rest of the crazy antics they get up to each night.

bobby's birthday was the best night, he got soooooo drunk, poor kim had to do most of the show alone because he spent most of the night in the toilet, he had to take the stilettos off that night before he fell off them (bless him).

alreet bobby and kim  wish we was still there had a mint time every time we came in hopefully we might be coming bak over so we cud be makin a cameo in relax . hope steven (chesty) ex girlfriend is ok ha ha . has bobby had his baby yet ? hope yous r still comin to lisa and garys weddin . any way kim  how come we werent on your list of people  we want a special dedication now haha  hopefully we will be seein yous soon take care chesty and freinds xxour comment here

pic to remember us

hey kim its emma one of the hens from traceys hen party, well weve had the wedding and she looked lovely plenty of alcohol lads and she even had karaoke so was like a holiday reunion, will def be sending u plenty of photos to stick on the wall and hopefully we will be back. goodluck with the baby bobby

Yay!!! I think they're gonna try to get back here around then too! Barry and Zoe (of Zoe & Cassie) are properly together now and apparently planning on havin Bobby as their vicar for the beach wedding over here next Summer!!! PROPER LOVED UP!!!

Gotta say bye to the Hertfordshire lads who left last night this morning as well as the Donny Boys. God it was emotional last night - even Bobby was crying 

Can't wait to see you all, send my love to Lynne & Kayleigh as well ok...

 

Love Kim xXx

RELAX TRANNY CREW 2005

hiya kim yep we we're there when nadine was and yes hopefully gavin,jackie ,kayley,sam wise gangee and sharon are comming back with us for"one big mega pissup reunion party," we've booked their appartments,might even see if corned beef (keith) and barry from birmingham are gonna come,remember them? take care lots of love lynne steve-o and kayleigh xx

Oi Oi

The best karaoke bar in Zante! (Better than Pink Panther). We were there for 2 weeks from 16th June and Relax was the best entertainment bar on Laganas strip. Bobby the tranny is mad but a great laugh. Hope he recoverd from his birthday night , we wern't there to find out. Trying to get back there in September/October, if not see you next year.

Paul and Laura, Liverpool (and Gloucester )

sorry steve-o, lynne & kayleigh, can't bloody wait to see you guys. those early days were soooo the best weren't they?!? 

OI OI everyone...

Just a quick note in the middle of the night to say sorry to Jayne and Paul, and their fellow Scousers Josh and the crew for not mentioning them last time ...

Couple more names to add now coz loadsa people are leaving tonight;

Kempna (Ur The 1 That I Want. ooh ooh ooh), Alex, Tomo and the boys - miss yaz already kidz

Siobhan and the Ladies - dont lose your religion!

OUR DONNY LADS - cant believe how brill you all are gonna miss you so so much! Me & Luc cant wait to come stay ay Mick & Andy's after gettin mashed up at Trilogy!!! Trannies rule   Thanks for the tshirts!!! James ur hot by the way!

 

Gotta go now but will keep you up to date on the baby progress... any day soon now...

 

Hugs and Kisses,

Kimbo & Lucylou

RELAX TRANNY CREW 2005

Relax bar is the best! loved it last year Even betta this year Bobby an kim are the best.

See you all then

sorry never put them pics on but anyway tell booby kim to ket us know when he and and his girl have the baby and ask lucy if she is still dippin her fingers is the phonebox. 

heres the pics

SCOUSERS, SCOUSERS.

hey it was mine and my fella paul's second time to zante and the relax bar has got to be the best bar on the island.  Kim and Bobby made the night every night.  Kim im not very happy either cos i didnt see mine and Pauls name on the list.  Where missin Zante so much and all the coctails we got pissed off every night.  hey kim get bobby to put his rap on the net for me cos me and paul love it.  All our pictures turned out good and every one is either bobbys ass, me you and paul or me and paul on the kareoke.

Is the famous Karlos still attendin? what a weirdo.  here is some pics

i tried posting something last night, and it didnt seem to work, and now i just cant be a**ed typing it all again. so a shorter more vague version follows :

lucy &/or kim! you gave me your numbers, an email address, and this website so i could get my number to you & we could go out in liverpool when you're home. during my journey back i lost my phone, and my wallet......... somehow. and now i have neither (nor do i have a black eye like this smiley..  but it was the closest thing to a sad face haha).

to bobby, kim, lucy and all the bar staff

we had a great time and a helluva laugh

with a**e slapping antics and red hand prints on show

no wonder we were sad when it was time to go

the outfits were hilarious but sumo was the best

although the butt cheeks were good we were jealous of the breasts

we enjoyed air guitars and only sang two songs

but the highlight has gotta be bobby’s leopard print thong

there are not many blokes with whom we would share the loo

but bobby got his way, thank god he didn’t need a poo

not sure about the 12 inches that could cause you pain

more like 3 inches and 2 of them are vein

all that gyrating and thrusting what a cheeky chappy

wonder how he will be when he’s changing the nappies!

we miss cosy corner pizzas at the end of the night

and wish we were back there on the next flight

with love, hugs, kisses and lots of licks

from vikki & fay “the black country chicks”

to bobby, kim, lucy and all the bar staff

we had a great time and a helluva laugh

with a**e slapping antics and red hand prints on show

no wonder we were sad when it was time to go

the outfits were hilarious but sumo was the best

although the butt cheeks were good we were jealous of the breasts

we enjoyed air guitars and only sang two songs

but the highlight has gotta be bobby’s leopard print thong

there are not many blokes with whom we would share the loo

but bobby got his way, thank god he didn’t need a poo

not sure about the 12 inches that could cause you pain

more like 3 inches and 2 of them are vein

all that gyrating and thrusting what a cheeky chappy

wonder how he will be when he’s changing the nappies!

we miss cosy corner pizzas at the end of the night

and wish we were back there on the next flight

with love, hugs, kisses and lots of licks

from vikki & fay “the black country chicks”

bobby ow terrible is tha kim didnt remember us scousers thats terrible haha onli messin kim. an bobby wen u c*m ova to liverpool u breast i meen u best bring kim n ur bird cnt w8 for u to c*m ova scouser u best c*m up afta a liverpool match watch us win in it fella. memba bobby n kim u best get bk to us

hi kim,bobby and lucy

we're still missing you lot but guess what we're comming back 1st week of sept yippeeeeeeee we can't wait to see you and bobby's baby. take care see you soon love lynne,steve-o and kayleigh

ite bobby its the scousers from zante member us or u to bladdered every nite lol

member bobby can u bounce kim boing boing  an member wen u fuked that fella coz we wer avin a minutes silence for the london bombing is rite lad. get bk to me as soon as lad kk

Hi All,

We're still missing everyone loads - got a few extra names to mention aswell as Saturday was a big changeover.

Karen, Sonia & Cassie (our Girls Aloud 'Manchestoh' Ladies), Army Ray & Andy, The Two Elvis'  with Carol & Lynn, David 'Eamon' & Parents,  Barry & Jan, love to everyone else aswell

No goss really - Luc and I both had last night off - of our FIRST nights off since starting but it was nice not to have to get up and rush out at like 8 o'clock. We just slept til 11 then went to a few mates bars n had a quiet one. Home by 4 so not too late!

My sister Zoe and her two friends Lauren & Faye are here now too. Coming in Relax for a bit every night gettin on the fishbowls nice and early... that's my girls!! ......=......

Anyway had best go now - keep those pics and messages posting, we love to hear from you all!!!

Take Care, loads of loves and kisses,

Kim, Lucy & Bobby

Tranny Crew 2005

hey there!im well excited for bobby!!his baby's due in 3 wks!!yay  but boooo im gonna get such a whopper of a phone bill!! though it was nice to know he loves me really  and misses me+th sumo crew girls!hehee

Hey kim its Si here! Just read ur post... aw so sweet... cheers for the mention, am glad u memba me lol. av bn home 3 wks now n am still havn withdrawl symptoms fae the place. wish a culd move ova ther. well just thot ad say thnx. say hi to lucy n bobby for me n a belated happy birthday to bobby. getn old son  hehe. only jokin.

yeah thanks for the mention sis!! haha

ure gettin a back hander 4 old times sake on sight

see ya in 2daysssssssssssssssssssssssssss xx

Hey Kim, Bobby and Lucy

wot can i say??on behalf of the sumo crew i thank u all very much at relax bar for making it an absolute fantastic and memorable holiday for us . i miss the giant fishbowls, the kareokes and especially u guys soo much already and iv only been back a day...and a personal thanks to bobby for taking me out for pizza n chips on my last night  hahah (im sorry i had to divorce u  ). although i was absolutely wasted …i do remember wishing a happy birthday to him then he did say i looked worse than him… i hope u guys have read and will keep the letter i wrote on behalf of the girls to u all at relax bar!here are a few pics which i took but im sure there'll definatly be more on the way!

Hello Folks it's Kim here, thought it was about time I left a reply to all your messages!

I know I speak for all three of us when I say a huge THANKYOU for all your praise and posotive support.  Bobby and I have still only been working together for 6 weeks!!! I hope you know you make our jobs worthwhile and more enjoyable... and how important you are to us all .

 

To anyone who's left a comment, 'HI' - we miss you loads and loads too. Everyone who comes in Relax is important, but there have been certain ones who have stuck in our memories so far.

Please don't be offended if I forget you but I'm a little hungover right now (there's a change hey?!?)

Nadine, Tasha & Family

The Scotland crew - inc. Si, Nic, Rhonda & William, Kirsty, Dennis & Holly, Paul, Sandy & Our Dean-O

Keith & Barry

Zoe & Cassie

Steve, Lynne & Kayleigh

Gav, Jackie & Layley

Sharon, Andy & Chloe-Rae (my neighbours hehe)

The Geordies + 1 Mackem - Shaunie, Gary, Shannon, Jemma, Jess, Jack & All the Parents

Big Al & Joanne

Louise & Nicola

The Doncaster Crew - Mel & Keeley especially, Big Bob we love ya!

Joss & Friend

The Wigan Crew

Tracey's Hen Party

The 'Sumo' Crew aka The Telegraph Ladies

Jade, Becky, Lucy & Laura

'Kenny Rogers' & Joanna

The Rugby Girls

 

God there's far too many to write down guys... if your not on the list please feel free to complain and I'll write you your own special dedication.

 

Bob's 30th was on the 1st July - YES he was almost paraletic I had to almost carry the show on my own coz the kept throwing up and 'following through'!

 

Best go now all my little honeys - again - we miss you all loads and you're the ones that keep us going . Will keep all informed on Nat's progress with the little one... not long now yay!

 

Take care and write us some messages back,

 

Kim, Lucy & Bobby

2005 Tranny Crew

hi bobbi kim and the rest of the gang.just like to say that you gave us the best holiday me and jo have ever had.the relax bar is the best bar in the whole of zante as the people who work there are off there trolleys and up for anything.will be keeping in touch and going back next year.

.............................

Hiya Everyone

Im Kims Sister  ive just got off the phone to her and she was made up 2 hear the comments youve all made! read them all out to her and she was ded happy  Lucy was made up 2. there both brilliant rnt they

im going out there in 6 days - cannot funkin wait! and hope i have as much as a good time as u all had

(pic ov me n kim )

Hi Sharon, Andy & Chole-rae,

Relax bar was the best we are all missing it so much back home.    Had a brilliant time on holiday and it was really nice meeting yous.  The newly weds are loving it, they are just sad to be back home.  Everyone one else is fine.  How r yous?

Thought i`d post one without me dress on

One of the wife with a cheesy grin . And one of the family

Hi yall

This is by far the bestest bar in the whole of Laganas

Bobby , Kim and Lucy are very good at making everyone welcome and at getting you to get up and sing, even if you don`t like kareoke you must go to this bar if only to see the nice misters in dresses

Hope to see you later in the year Lynne and Kayleigh say Hi xxxx

Hello Si, Nic n Rhonda, Wasnt it brilliant in the relax bar, I'm sooooooo missin it! And everyone who was there, Keep watchin this space cos i got sum photo's of all of u which i'll put on ere asap (Just waitin 4 my disc back from photo shop) Hope everyone's ok. How's the newly wed's?........anyway, be back i've got pic's.....Take Care Everyone

xx

And Some More................

Some More Pic's.........................

helllllllooooooooooo bobby n kim, really missin you all loads, had an xlnt time there wiv ya all, an i'll appoligise now cos my singin was crap! lol. chloe's missin bobby already too, i've got a few pic's i'll post on ere asap. hope 2 c sum of the baby pic's on ere?? so kim, i know bobby duznt go on pc so can u put them on 4 him plz and dnt 4get 2 call 2 c us next time ur both home. i'm assumin ur gona b headin back to wirral/liscard/kirby?? u both got our address n numbers so keep in touch!!!!!!!!! spoke 2 bobby 2day cos i'm still tryin 2 get those discs e's after. will keep tryin, i promise. till then take care an happy singin xx

Hola.... its si, nic n rhonda. we r just a wee bit drunk n thot a uz guys at relax. we so wish we were ther up singin the karaoke wiv kim ;) miss uz loads n loads. bobby u bttr send me pics a the kid (this is si btw). hopefully c uz all again sumtime. luv the jocks!

i fink the relax bar is GREAT  and bobby was  really funny and kim was great and really cheerful and lucy was a brill singer when she went on the karoke  i lyked the outfits bobby wore especially the pig 1 hope i get 2 go there again. 

OMG Relax is the best Bar Ever!!!!  Bobby is the best, Lucy is a doll  n Kim, she ma baby, luv ya to bits hun!! xXx. They r the best team ever, i even got up more thn 1nc to sing!!!  lol. cnt w8 to hear fae bobby bout the baby n nat! n cnt w8 to hear fae u kim... am just gonna email u now  i hope to c u again sumtime soon

This bar is excellent, and the company is even better, Bobby is a great guy and crackin entertainer, and Kim and Lucy you guys are stars , missing you all loads , cant wait to see you all soon. Bobby look forward to seein you Nat, and you baby girl.

hey clare when was u in zante cos u may of been there same week as me i was until the 5th june. we got his and kims mobile number if that helps but will have to get off mate

dos anyone know an e-mail address for bobby, would like to keep in touch with him to see how he is getting on with the baby and to thank him

what a fantastic place, had a good laugh every night, bobby was brill, my mate was not well one night and bobby picked us up in his ("tranny van") Thanks bobby... best wishes for the baby..be good love the scouse girls 

hey this bar is fab say hi to bobby (legend) and kim they shuld remember us were the 6 girls on the hen week we wore pink hats and skool unis. bobbys a laf with his dif outfits and wot fab pins he has wish i did keep up the gud work love ya all

hey everyone!!!

  relax bar is ace!!! you have to go!!! kim and bobby are great on da kareoke me and 3 mate went every night from 27thmay-3rdjune!!! bobby even found us one night and had to put us an his van we wo wasted he is great!!!! gud look with the baby you will b a fab dad and if you ever need a nanny get in touch!!! i av only bin bak a day and am missing relax like crazy!!!! will cya sn!!!! luv you all!!! luv crazy jade!!!!!! x

Bobby is a genius, All the best for the new baby hunny!  Me n my mate went for a week n she's still got "Relaxitis!" Im a Kareoke loather but never had a dull night in Relax! Spyro is a sweety n makes the best cocktails! All the best to everyone mwuahhhhhh Fair n Lease

hey spiros, yannis and the others....its gaz the PR from last year

Hi every one its gareth here im home again,weather is cold,thanks 4 the comment ?1????????? who ever u are , any way any 1 wants to get in touch my email is dj_4tune69@yahoo.co.uk speak to you soon.

relax bar is the place to be! spyros is great and sexy keep up the great work se ya soon love chris and sexy lady xx

i would just like to get one thing straight, for some reason the people who are putting their names down as ????? are coming up under my name so if you are putting my email address could you please stop it! thank you!

i love this bar!!! i love dave n shareef toooo!! want to be bak..bin over 2 months since bin there now and im still missin it all!! luv ya dave n shareef x

The welsh lad is bloody gorgeous! The welsh accent makes him even more sexy & we thought that we had an unbelievable relationship with his mother (jackie) i think! They are so close you can see they get on really well. i wouldnt mind getting on really well with him!
great bar!

Jackie and Gareth keep up the good work! You work really well together n with the welsh accent it brilliant. It was great to see you both again and we will see you in the winter and gareth remember what you said, we just up the M6!
See you all soon!
Lots of love
The Crazy Saints Fans!
xxx

Jessie (my uncle) he´s now working next door in the pink panther, his wife and son are now doing karioke in the relax bar.

I wwas in Laganas with my boyf for two weeks at tye end of august and we loved this bar, the coccktails were lush and v cheap, the welsh mother and son who do the kareoke are quality ! You got a free shot if you sang a song so i did about five a night, it is a good place to get pissed and have a laugh before going clubbing ! Hello to all the scousers who we met you were all top notch ! will be back nxt year !

Relax Bar is the place to be to get drunk before hittin the clubs. DJ Dave and Shareef wer the best entertainers there can be.Souf london galz took over this place if ne1 can memba us!! The bar staff are lovely, and look after you!! Dont listen to the people who say its crap coz they just dont know what having a laugh is...ha!! neways, next year, b ware souf london galz will b back, in relax bar every nite for 2 weeks from 12th of july. cant waiiit!!! love yall xxxx

We went here every night for 2 weeks and loved it. Just the place to "Relax" before you hit the strip

Hello to Spyros and family and will see you next year

We went to Relax bar 3 nights out of 7 and had a wicked time. They do tend to sing the same songs in the same order but we had such a good laugh there. Cheap drinks, everyone up for a laugh, what more do you want??

Went here in May spent nearly every night here LOVED IT i was the karaoke queen Zoe & Nick r lovely, even take time out to e-mail me so lay off them!

Spyros im still lovin u instead of angels, hope u remember me :-)

Wish i was back there miss u all xxx

i agree also, each of their own. If people want a good night they will go wherever they want to go and not be insulted. us british stand together and if one takes on one they take all of us on. If you want us in your bars then treat us like normal human beings who are on holiday having a nice time. the cocktails were good but i thought the entertainers were really rude.

i agree with that last comment, each to their own! i must admit i dont think its as good as last year but if people just want a quiet drink without the partyin then this is the place to go!

We r wondering what kind of problems people r having during their holidays. It's just Karaoke ladies and gentleman, is not an competition. So just enjoy your holiday and have fun if it's in Relax Bar-good if it's not in Relaxbar- also good.By the way we have excellent babes in Relax Bar:) and also u have do understand that u r not in your country here. So what is the Problem ??? Everybody likes to have people in their Bar.

zoe and nic are nothing but a bunch of loosers who need to sort there own life out first before they try to spoil it for others...ok jesse isnt at relax bar anymore but s**t happens...but i can tell you thomos and his staff do much more of a better job than them two hyperactive geeks (aka zoe and nic)...iam out here on a long holiday and i love relax bar. spiros, pablos and yannis do a real great jobs.....if anybody is reading this comment and you read the other comments made out against thomos and relax bar, understand that the same comments are coming from the same person!!!!!!!

RELAX is nothing without jesse, jackie & tony! PINK PANTHER is the place to be!
This place has really gone downhill, and if you read the rest of the comments most people think the same! cant make my mind up whether the worst mistake spyros made was letting Jesse go or getting that austrian guy in! hes crap!

the relax bar was ok but needs more fun entertainment. I did find it boring to be honest, but the drinks were cheap and the bar staff were good. I did only go in for 1 night but that was enough for me.

Why everybody write this on the relax bar page and none of you write something in Pink Panther how good is everything there??? You just want to put bad comments on relax bar, you dont have a clue, you take everybody as stupid??? You think somebody will believe this, if you write it just on relax bar how good is everything else....? You just lying!!!

If nick and zoe were this good, so why they are not working anymore in RELAX BAR ?????? I think Nick and Zoe just get upset cause Spyros told them to go out!!!! Thats why somebody is writing bad things about RELAX BAR Best Bar in LAGANAS

Relax is a top bar!!! All cocktails only €2 each, including white russians with evaporated milk. Sounds dirty but is realy nice!!!
Excellent choice of songs on Karaoke as well. If more people went there and it got a better atmosphere then it would be the best bar on the Island. Has an excellent pool table also.

They need a Therapy thats why the own this bar. I was there in may and nick and zoe are really bad at all sorry.....Anyway RELAX BAR is full anytime you come there even there is an austrian entertainer. Spyros Pavlos and Yannis the best, cheapest place in Laganas

just to let everyone know that zoe and nick were fantastic entertainers and we just found out that the owner has now got an austrian idiot entertaining. so everyone out there be warned that relax bar is rubbish now since zoe and nick left. they have there own bar now (fair play to them) they deserve all the best. so this is dawn scholes no1 fan of zoe and nick!!!!!!!miss you guys.good luck with your new bar called BAR THERAPY opposite DIA SUPERMARKET.

we wentto relax bar to see jessy the mental karoke guy but he wasnt their just to let every1 know he is working in pinkpanther which is next door to relax bar he is still crazy and mental as ever

When i went to zante in greece in august 2003 it was really good! i stayed in The julia Apartments. i met many new friends along with the ones i went wit. it was one of the best holidays i have been on. the people there are fairly friendly and the cocktails are gorgeous. i

This is a fantastic bar. Spent most nights in here.
Nick and Zoe the Karaoke people are brilliant. Totally mad, they make everyone feel welcome. The atmostphere is normally really good.
The drink are very cheap, with makes getting drunk easy!
So, if you are going to Laganas call in you'll will definatly have a good night.

Im not thik!!! i might b blonde but not thik :P it just took me a while to figure it owt thts all lol.

hiya im kate n propa thik coz i dont no how many days end in y coz im blonde but i ad a ded gd time n ere n ill b bck next yer:)

we and 6 others went here and found the music ok. the owner watched me and mi cosin put 4 euros in the pool table ,and they watched us, and then decided to tell us it wasnt working. im not bothered about the euros at all but i thought it was rude it didnt even hav a sign saying it wasnt working. the drinks were good but the music was too much

went here 4times over the 14days would have gone there more times if we had found it earlier.jessy the karaoke guy was mental a real entertainer had time for everbody ,had everyone in stitches,he was great with the kids as well.bar staff spiros,yannis,and the others were great,great prices on drinks.my son steven got up twice to sing and got a really big cheer after singing a robbie williams hit,its really funny when that happens because jessy goes mental and tells everybody to shut up and bangs his head off a wooden post,all done in good spirit and sends you up to the bar for a free drink,well worth a visit,thanks too all at the relax from rab loraine and steven.

hey guys

this place is brillant we spent nearly everynight in here. The barman knew what i wanted all the time a heinkein and a sex on the bar. The yogi bear song was great

I know a bear that you all know.
Yogi, Yogi
I know a bear that you all know.
Yogi, yogi bear
oh & don't forget kinky suzi, boo-boo & friends
Yes, I did the old Mcdonald song, was too sexy for my shirt and set my shoes on fire doing the Greek dancing. But what a gr8 entertainer Jessy is. A night out here is a must you won't be disappointed.
If Jessy is wearing a T-shirt with "NETT THINKS I'M SEXY" on then that was a pressy from my good lady. If your going soon then please tell him Ian & Jeanette from Barnsley say Hi and if Tony is still the DJ then say "where the bloody hell have you been" He'll know what you mean. Zante is a lovely place so get out & about during the day but spend the nights at the RELAX BAR and you will have a great holiday

hey y'all!! would just like to say that jesse is absulotly mental and the barstaff are gorge! from the 2 scottish lassies wif the fishbowls!!! x x x

Brilliant nights in the Relax Bar, my daughter Tasha loved getting up and singing great atmosphere, was in laganas from 7th August returned home this afternoon 14th. Forgot to get the website no for the Kareoke, has anyone got it. within next couple weeks booking again our hols for next july 2004, will be staying in Argassi but will make the taxi trip a couple evenings to go to the relax bar definatly worth it. if anyone was there the same time as myself and daughter would be nice to hear from you. sandiestaf438@hotmail.com

Fantastic! Went there on my first night by accident and was hooked. Jessy is brilliant and will have you in stiches. Kept going back-had me singing "Old Macdonald", stripping to "I'm too sexy" and doing Greek dancing!! Thanks to the lass for the kiss after singing Wonderwall (should have hooked up!). Will be back soon as I am having withdrawl symptoms. If you are going soon please tell Jesse that Andy from Glasgow tells him to give it WELLY!!!

the relax bar has got to b the best bar on the island. jessy is absolutly mental and such a laugh. The drinks are so cheep the service is great and the staff are so friendly hi dennis. there was only 1 fault i can find and its nothing to do with the bar or staff it was the customers there was too many saint helens fans chelle doreen and danny n the rest of u lot. ne way c every 1 soon
lee squires.

i am bollicks from the symbollicks.what a superb bar this is, we called in by chance and spent the rest of our two weeks holiday there.jess is the koolest dude in zante, what a guy, if he does not make you laugh you must be a miserable toad.him and his missus jacqui made our holiday complete.we have already booked to go again same time next year so if any of you where there from the 6th july to the 20 july get booking again for 2004 4 july to 18th. karen and andy from wigan/leigh we are looking forward to meeting you again and having the crac. FROM THE SYMBOLLICKS. (c,mon karen get it together)

hi all those who was in the bar between 8july to 22july.this is from andi,karen,and kids.jess and jackie are the best entertainment on the island,apart from my wife karen trying to do "my heart will go on"singin through a snorkell.it was a brilliant holliday and the relax bar made it even better.oh and a big hello to tony alias"have you met miss jones"heep practissing "mack the knife"ill be back next year to show how its done.hi to sid a bollocks if thats your right names.oh and good luck tracy for october

what a fantastic bar - the service is great, the drinks are cheap and the entertainment, well its simply the best on the island! jess is great, he's a really funny guy and will have you in stitches with the things he gets up to, you've just got to go and see him but once you see him you will be addicted - he's totally crazy and a really nice guy. Jess and Jacqui make a great team and we are missing you both like crazy, we will definatly be back there next year. The song i will never forget though is THE BEAR! cya all soon, luv chelle, danny & doreen from st.helens.

Hiya Tracey do you remember us lot from st. helens? if you would like to e-mail us its smirnoff_bird@hotmail.com we would love to hear from you!

It's the best bar I've been to, i will definitely be there next year! Jessy runs the best karaoke on the island, he's very entertaining for all ages and totally nuts, barmy, bonkers not to mention 'CRAZY'!

from sym of the symbollicks

Well what can i say about the Relax Bar - it is absolutely fantastic, its like my 2nd home, ive been going now for 7 yrs to Zante for my summer holidays and go to the Relax Bar ever night i just would not go anywhere else, the owners are so friendly and fun loving 'Spyros, Pavlos and Yannis they are like my 2nd family (i love and miss you guys like crazy). The entertainment is brilliant which is run by Jessey and Jackie - (love and miss you guys 2). It is such a funloving, lively, friendly place and they cater for everyone, the Relax Bar is definately NOT TO BE MISSED... I can honestly say you will have the most fantastic time, there's lots of drinking, singing, dancing and def lots of fun, Jessey is the best and he will have you in stitches, once you go you will want to keep on going, year after year like me and my family........(SEE YOU ALL IN OCTOBER GUYS AT THE RELAX LOVE AND MISS YOU ALL.)

wot an amazing place. we went in there every night to start our nights off great entertainment reccommend to everyone! we were the 6 girls who were always up 4 a bit of singing!

If u were there between the 29th June and 6th July, u'll no who i am. I'm the infamous Neil the D, dressed up as freddie mercury in jesses leopard skin dress and sang mac the knife most nights!! We are the laganas boys u cant miss us. Jess and Jackie we love u, c u next year!!! Visit this bar, i dare u, jesse will amaze u with the bear! Jesses the one who looks like jimmy saville, and paul hogan, and chris tarrent, and tony adams, etc etc!!!!

WE WERE RECOMMENDED THIS BAR BY A MATE (THE LAST CORNISH PIRATE) WHO HAS BEEN 2 YRS. RUNNING,ITS WORTH A LOOK JUST TO SEE THE ANTICS OF THE FAMOUS "JESSIE",GOOD FUN,GREAT COCKTAILS,GREAT SERVICE.

jessie this is the real email

KERR 4 ENGLAND

BEST NIGHT OUT IN ZATE. JESSIE KEEP WEARING THE LEOPARD DRESS. P.S MR SCARBOROUGH WE DIDNT GET EACH OVERS PHONE NUMBER KEEP AWAY FROM FLYING CHAMPAGNE BOTTLES

JESSIE IS TOP MAN AND DOES THE BEST KARIOKE IN LAGANAS
SEE U NEXT YEAR
MR SCARBOROUGH

we loved the relax bar - can't wait to be back there - only one full day to wait!!! (fly Thursday morning 29 may)

The relax bar is so much fun when you've had a few too many.
Try the Jamaica shots followed by Amstel and try it for yourselves!!!
Julie & Darren (who'll be back there 29 May 2003)

what a really great bar to visit and yes the Karaoki is very strange with Jessie in his frog outfit. Yarnie and Speros are just brilliant. All the best if you both read this and we will be back in 04 for the football. Love the place Linda and George from Manchester

very good nite out, jessie (the karaoke man) is really good and entertaining.

This was a great place, you have to go there you will have such a good laugh, the karaoke guy was sooo funny. The cocktails were hugh and lovely and cheap - the waiter is a cheeky guy but he's just having a laugh (trust me I meet his girlfriend) You have to give is a go, you might even end up singing the Yogi bear song at the end of the night like me and my boyfriebd did :o) sorry to anyone that was there at the time :o)enjoy

If there is anyone out there who heard Will signing Bohemian Rapsody between 21st July and 3rd August - we apologise and hope you have got over the trauma! Mark, Jo & Carly.

I normally HATE karaoke, but this place does it well. So well I even got up and sung and that IS saying something! The people who do the karaoke are really good at it and are amusing. The 10 year old serving up the drinks impressed me too. Go there you will have a laugh!

Great place Good value beers great singers long live elvis eh carl from swinton. Watched England beat Argentina here remember it forever.

hello paulo and spiro

Many a good night was had in here... brilliant singers (especially the Scottish Neil Diamond and big bald Tom Jones - last two weeks in Sept 01) and crap singers (me and Jenny).... no body cares and they are all given the same warm welcome. Try the Kamakazi cocktail... lovely jubbly!

Gareth, Auntie Sue and Jes were brilliant. Will definitely go back next year!

Karaoke is the best on the island by far. Gareth and Auntie Sue, we miss you lots, but promise to meet up in Wales soon. C u then. Love, Marie & Matt. xx

If you want REAL cocktails made with REAL spirits then you won't find better, and now great food in the day. What more could you want! Lively bar, great atmosphere. Pavlos Spiros and Yiannis are great fun. Best bar - no crap!

A very friendly and fun karaoke bar

This bar is run by Yianni and Spiros 2 very cheeky and friendly people, if your after a good night out a visit is recommended. Jessy and Wayne run the Kareoke and are a lot of fun, if Wayne sings Sex Bomb by Tom Jones throw your nickers Girls.

Did somone say Karaoke?!! Hold me back!! Bring your ear plugs in the second half of July ha ha!!!

Is the Relax Bar looking for any more bar staff I'm available from 10th June - end of season. 4 years bar experience, fun loving with good sense of humour. Please e-mail therecruitmenthouse@ukonline.co.uk

English, irish and scotish people singing karaoke - I LOVE IT! Guys in the bar - the best! Sofia, Sweden