Bobby "N" Kimbo
See you again 21st September (with no kids).
Smithy (Smarties) & Diane
hiiiiiiiii kim every1 seems 2 hev sed how gr8 bobby woz so i fort i wud giv u a shout lol lv the place will c u soon rob xxxxx
hi its claire and harty from wigan! arrived back last night and it was p***ing down. Wish we were back there. Although i made a fool of myself a few times on the karaoke haha couldnt keep me off it. Bobby really made our holiday, Gaaaaaaay Boooooooooy!!. He was hilarious. Shame we didnt get to meet his mrs she'd gone home just as we arrived. We spent most of our holiday in relax bar we'd recommend it to anyone. missing everyone..x x x. oi oi!!!
Only discovered this place towards the end of our holiday but it was the best few nights we had all the time we was in zante... The jokes and songs bobby came out with were great. We still use some of the words he said, back home! hehe every time we see a bloke in a vest its "GAY BOYYYYYYY" haha legend, def rec the place to everyone.
heya kim n bobby i miss ya like hell and ive only been ome like a day i wish i was still there the night times was the best comin in to ur bar amazing we will have to see each other again, kim i tried to txt ya i dow now if ya got my txt. i ope u am both still working together wen we come again and i wish i was there working wid ya lol all the family was sad to leave ya both and still upset now u am both wiked at singing and bobby i love ya dances love ya both plssss keep on doin the job together wouldnt be the same with anyone else love ya both absoluttaly millions xx
dane n sam here just got back to wolverhampton was great seeing you kym in the airport and very emotional knowing that we were both going home u were the best karoke duets on the whole island and wud be a big loss for us not to see you both again even though most the time i was clubbin but when i was in the relax bar u kept me entertained all night i even got up to sing and thats not like me it was upsetting leaving every1 as we had such a great time and kim i hope you have an excellent 21st and um gawjus lol xx oh and u bobby xx g*y boyfriend lol keep it real we will defo be returning and hope u dont forget us cus we wont forget u soon i will update this page wid sum of the great memorys like some of the picture we shared 2getha hope u still both there next yr "nice thongs bobby" i really do advise every1 to go to the relax bar its something for every1 from karoke comedy gettin pissed n just a great laff hope to see you all soon "update soon" xxxxdane n samxxx lv ya kymbo n bobby peace
Bobby and Kimbo,
Just got a good deal on the phone!
See you tonight.
Johnboy - Oi-oi.
Hi, Its David. I love your bar very much and could not get enough of it!!! .... I do not speak English very well but I manage to sing perfectly on the mic!!!
hi bobbie , kim & spyros were on the web nowcant.we have booked our wedding for next year on 11th june 2007 on the island will let you know where and when in due course really missing you all especially the mythos ..cant wait to see you all again col x x x x
hey guys!! claire from the fishbowl crew here!!!
alright bobby i dnt think u got my lst message i tried to add a picture but i think it f**ked up so i wont put a pic in again u remember me dnt u me n bird stacey i is mike scouser we come for 2 weeks start of may i sung dignity by deacon blue and made u sing the proclaimers 500 miles ha ha, email me back but i not sure if it works so send it to this one as well trishannmorgan@aol.com to be on the safe side ok lad in a bit...
Gay-Boy-Bobby and Kimbo,
We will be back in september like I told you but this time without the kids (remember Jordan), look forward to seeing you both.
Smithy (smaties don't melt in tubes) and Diane
From Bolton
hey bobby and kimbo,
hello bobby and kimbo!!!
Those Stoke Girls R Funni, Beefy Cudnt Sing But She Wernt Assed Haha. Josh Fout Id Say Tha Haha
Hey Bobby and Kim, Stoke Girls here! (Clay-Heads to you Bobby)
'We wanna be Bobby's Girls!'
Got back on Friday but the first chance I got to a computer.. I just wanna say that Relax is the best bar in Laganas, what a place to start off, what a place to finish.. When-ever you go in you just don't seem to want to leave! And after 2 weeks of been in here, all of a sudden our local karaoke bar seems rubbish compared to this one!
We're gonna miss you like Crazy! You've both made our holiday, I don't think we've ever laughed so much! We'll defo be coming back to see you two (for the third time) I hoped you both and Yanni liked the t-shirts we got for you! Your both amazing and the nicest bunch of people we've ever met!
Our last night in here was amazing, Kim singing the song for us 'Goodbye' brought a tear to our eyes! and then the champagne you brought us to try get us drunk so we wouldn't be aloud on the plane n couldn't leave you-hehe! We new your game!
Spyros, Yanni and Dennis you all work too hard... we said you should have come and partied with us and our tequila and black sambucca shots-hehe! Thanks for running around for us like you did Yanni!
Jen and Vourneen, both brilliant girls.. keep getting them in cause this bar is not one to be missed!
Hope everything is going okay and good luck when you leave Kimmi!
Missin you all
Lots of hugs n Kisses
Love Claire (stoke- the clayheads)
"best bar in zante"
kim & bobby, we had a fantastic holiday and all due to your nutty entertainment in the relax bar. we would definitely come back just to see you both!! bar staff were the best ever too, 'we love you spiros we do……!', quite upset that yanni would not sing with me though – coward!! i can't stop singing 'place your hands' & 'fat b@s!@rd' - i don't think they would go down quite the same at my gigs back here though!!! the original versions of some of your songs haven't got quite the same kick to them! bobby – yes i was very jealous of your cellulite free legs – b***h, think you should go for a pink bunny girl costume next perhaps?! can't believe you managed to get luke up singing, it must've been the nurse outfit, think i fancied you in that too – hmmm……why am i married???? i have finally recovered from my drunken performance on our last friday after those 4 whole cocktails – over did it that night or what - how crap am i?? anyway, you haven't seen the last of us and it would be great to stay in touch.
relax bar zante is the place to be,
bobby's so funny he makes you wee,
kim's the sexy one behind his wit,
so f**k the other bars cus they're all s**t!!!!!x
yes, i'm back at work and bored!! anyway, you haven't seen the last of us and it would be great to stay in touch.
yo bobby n kimbo its josh (scouser oh yess)
i wanna be bobbys girl, i wanna be bobbys girl! (an i am even a guy)
i wanna be bobby's girl...shabba. what a holiday. got back yesterday it was the best time ever. the staff at relax are amazing. bobby and kim, im gunna miss you like crazy, ive neva cried so much. me and the stoke girls got so close to u both we saw u every night for two weeks. the only reason i'd go back so laganas wud be to see you 2. me and the girls want you both come to stoke and do kareoke in our local pub, it wud be heaving. i hope you liked the t-shirls we got you. thanx for the champagne. yanni and spyros, you're such hard workers bringing our pints of larger and lime and our fishbowls. jen and vourneen, wot a pair of great girls, carry on doing the hard work, hope everything goes well for you in the future. everyone who has ever been to relax will know that bobby and kim are one in a million. they make relax what it is. they are two special people who are the nicest people ive eva met. thanks kim for singing that song to us, it ment so much 2 me. i love you both.you have a place in my heart. miss you loads franky (the clay head) xxx
Vourneen
hiya kim n bobby me and nat miss zante loads,as soon as we got back the weather turned gay!
we miss comin to relax with the fhm boys and seein u two.thnx 4 my note
kim it meant a lot.we want to come bck next yr,id come bck jus to see u
2.hope everythin is ok with u both and ur wife and daughter bobby!love
ya both lots.emma and nat.
cant wait to see u both again!!!!
xxxx
heyyy bobby and kimbo... hartlepool boys here!....nosh!!!!
hi relax bar, its the donny boys just like to say we had a excellent time in relax,missing it already especially bobby and kim they were great, they are the funniest people we have met in a long time and are average singers (only kiddin u were fab), the pr people were cool especially on our last nite, they no wot we mean!!!! and the bar sattf were quality, jus like to fank u all u made our holiday that little bit better!!! hope to c u next year if ur there coz were r c*min back! and if bobby reads this steve (garath gates)enjoyed the kisses ;-) g*y booooooooooooooy!!!!
GAYBOOOOOOOY!!!
Kim & Bobby, Hey guys! its one of THE LONDON LASSES!!!! we all made it home safe! really missin Relax,Especially bobbys uniforms! haha! Hope all is well!!!! Kim ill send ya some photos when i get them developed! Luv ya lots ! Keep doing what you dooooooo!!! Bye guys!
Hey Kim i got your text on wednesday but my phones been acting up so i dont know if you got my text back that evening, I tried again on the thursday but I don't think it got through either. I leave for spain on saturday so try and text me to let me know if my message worked before then, if not i'll speak to you when I get back, loadsa luv paddy. x
Hey Bobby and Kim!!!
Relax is the only place to be!
This was by far the best of the bars in the main strip...the value for money was great, the bar staff were fantastic and so friendly and kim and bobby, well they were defo something! I was scared 2 go up singing at first but they made me laugh and feel at ease which helped..which is why i ended up singing songs every night whilst being insulted by bobby for my boobs..but i know its just jealously! Anyways, they were great and really know how to bring in the crowds..defo recommend this bard!
Hey Bobby n Kim, you without any shadow of a doubt made it the best holiday ive ever been on! Bobby your probably the funniest man alive, n Kim well your drop dead gorgeous and cant half sing! Defo coming back next year, even if i have 2 go by myself. Bobby hopefully see you when ur back in liverpool, n Kim i'll see you at ur 21st. Keep in touch. Paddy and the scouse lads. x
kimmy n bobby!
what can i say - we said we'd leave relax a couple of nights 2 try other bars but we couldnt! Relax was the best bar-like every1s local! We loved the karaoke, loved the drinks-tutti frutis and pink lady fishbowls and 2 free shots!!! Spearos was trying to get my friend to go out with his nephew Dennis, bless him, he was well embarrassed! The staff didn't need to ask us what drink we wanted by middle of our hol, they knew our order! Vonnie and Jenny- the PRs were lovely smashin girls-up4 a laugh and as for Bobby and Kim-you guys are wicked, you really made our holiday, you were so funny and so nice 2 us and we loved havin a laugh with bobby bout the "i like big butts" song. Relax has such a great atmosphere which u2 create, all holidaymakers get talking to eachother and its just like having a party with ya friends!
I didn't just like it, I loved it! Bobby the master MC and Kimbo the very beautiful assistant, especially when she wore the PVC nurses uniform, Oi Oi! Fish bowls and cocktails, Mythos and Budweiser! This is my 2nd year back and I'll be going again this year (if I can afford it), Spiros and the gang behind the bar are more than welcoming (a free shot on arrival) Say Hi for me if anybody reads this before they go, and tell Bob and Kim that I love them and if it wasn't for them I dont think I would have gone back this year, and I definitely, definitely will be back next year!
All together now - At the Copa, Copa-vagina! Oi Oi!!Gayboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Hi there Bobby and Kim,
Great bar, went there the first night and had a 2- man fish bowl between 10 of us. Never made it to any other bars because none of us could even stand. Cheers relax.
THIS ENTERTAINER BOBBY SHOULD BE ON T.V.HE IS SO TALENTED AND FUNNY AND A SMASHING BLOKE IT WAS NON STOP FANTASTIC ENTERTAINMENT THANK YOU FOR A WONDERFUL HOLIDAY AND ALL THE VERY BEST FOR THE FUTURE IF THERE IS ANY AGENTS READING THIS YOU REALY NEED TO GO AND SEE THIS YOUNG MAN
crackin bar...if your goin to laganas you must go ere. bobby an kim are legends he should b on tv man! get yer rocks off baby!
Bobby & Kim,
hey bobby , kim and all the other staff!!! we have just got home today gutted!!!your bar was our fave !!!!!kim and bobby you are both legends will miss you lots but we are coming back next year working so we'll see you then!!!!gayboy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oh yeh we've learnt your sayin now bobby to say to all the losers!!!"whatever minger talk to the elbow coz you aint worth the extension listen needledick i want a bloke not a joke!!" just remembered what you recorded on kims phone haha!!!see you soon keep in touch !!!!!!!lots of love jamie and kim xx
Hiya Bobby an kim,
hey kim and bobby, its your favorite gayboys
Hi Bobby and Kim, hope you both doing ok, just stummbled on this website and thought we leave a message, had a great time over there when we was there hopeing to get back over as soon as possible, hopefully September, lets us know if your both doing ok, give us an email some time - djfatboy@homechoice.co.uk i have pcdj kj here so if theres anything that you want let me know and ill send it to ya
Relax Bar Lagana best bar in Zante - June 01 - June 15th 2006
Efharisto Pushtee
The Boys
hi bobby n kim hope u are both ok what a great time we had in the relax bar ,kids wanting to go there again next year but jack wants turkey what can we say .
oi oi g*y boy, just a quick note from kevin (andy) and perry (adam), we had a good crack in the relax bar, i said to you that i would list my e-mail so that you can contact penny and myself if you wish, so here it is lamby401@yahoo.co.uk
Bobby and Kimmy,
Just a quick note to say hello and thanks!! You guys made my week and can't wait to come back and see you again in a few weeks!!!!!!!!!! Sorry i didn't say bye properly, but i was pretty wrecked!! Plus had to walk back with Brenda n go back to mine with Ian!!
Anyway - will post some pics as and when i get them developed, if not, see you in 3 weeks!!
Love ya loads!
Jodie (Kelly Clarkson - Since U Been Gone)
xxxx
Fantastic karaoke bar, and host was a hunk just shame only found it last night, definately be in next time i go...
oi oi bobby and kim
Not here - Panther, Tues,Thur Sat and Frog, Potters & Fisherys. Should be real good mix.
Hiya Kim an bobby. Me and paul are comin out in june so we will go an see yas. Kim paul said he seen ya in town workin doin nightlife again Hope yas are good anyway see ya soon
hi bobby just wanted to see how u doing hows baby and hows my shay it seems so long ago since our holls .here is my an carole work no if you wanted to get in touch 01332280857 spondon snooker please get in touch it would b brill to here from ulove penny
hi bobby; how are you we all got back inone piece thanks for makeing our holls more enjoyable we had a wicked time say hi to shay for us hope u are both doing ok may be we will come an see u again when we have saved up love penny.gill debbs.carole.lisa.emma the derby girls
iya bobby am missin u lodes say hi 2 nat n- dea 4 me how are you ??
hi lucy
hi lucy n kymbo,
Hi lucy,
Hi bobby(tranny) Kymbo 'n' lucy
Hi lucy
Hia Bobby, Kim and Lucy,
While I am thinking of something fantastic to say apart from Bobby and Kimboooooooooooooooooooh! are fantastic.
hi kim, lucy & bobby,
hey there lucy and kim
hi lucy,bobby and kimbo
Hey Bobby, Kimbo and Lucy!
I was in holiday in Laganas between 28th July - 11th August and the Relax Bar was a top place to go to. Not only for my Sex on the Beach Cocktails but for Bobby and Kims great entertainment.this was always the last bar we ended up in the couple that ran the karioke were great they should be on the telly. had a lot of laughs in this bar but beware if you look like harry potter you will get the p**s taken out of you.
Lucy!!!
Hope u read this, its Lisa who worked opposite u for a while. Never got to say bye, or come to urs for food! lolhiya kimbo, lucy, and bobby!
oi oi........ i will never forget those words, haha!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha ive jus neally cried readin that little comment n the abuse he got 4 it
HELLO ALL!
OI OI
hey
bad drinks, bad singers...a bad night out altogether
Looks like abbie beat me to it, but just wanted to say that a fantastic time we had this last week once again in relax bar
oi oi kim an bobby.
Hello Kim and GAYYYBOOYY!!
hey kim, bobby and lucy
OI OI, Just got back 2day, Guted, Good to see u all again. Loving the oufits boby!.
hey hey to you guys in the relax bar i was with my boyfreind paul and our mates aldooooooo and his wife jean just wanted to say it was a great laugh and kimbo what can i say you were well got at this singing very super star, bobby what can i say crazzzyyyy.had a great time all the best hope to see u soon.xxxxxx
Russel r u back now babe?
hey bobby kimbo and lucy,
oops sorry bobby your name says nobby.lol on the message below
hey kim, nobby and lucy its the the scousers jayne and paul again. just woderin what ya up 2? hows bobby doin wit the baby? oh yeah kim teel bobby where onto his little rap. some of these ho's ....... ya know the rest. well he has been caught out lol.
Alright Kimmy Babe!!! XXX. Happy birthday!!! an i'm told theres a little bday suprise for you too
guess who's back, back again
a big hello to bobby, kim & lucy.
aaaaaahahaha bobbys not g*y ashlea - just a f**king legend!
hey bobby, kimbo, lucy
hey bobby, kimbo and lucy,
hey,
proper cowie and that!! yorkshire crew in the house! couldnt get us out of here, think it was the only place where the whole 22 of us where at one time! mint atmosphere great drinks and bar staff and most importantly the entertainment cant be beaten!! oiii oiii! is bobby really a daddy?!?!?!?! i actually thought he was gay!?!? so confused lol see u all next year guys !! xxx
hi bobby an kim an lucy its matt the legend.
hey bobbi, kim and lucy,
oi oi
hey kimbo and bobby!!!
Hey Bobby!!congrats to u+ur mrs!!only got back from HK early hrs this morning did try to ring u back at th time u told me to but u didnt pick up!!tried ringing again today but not working either!!hope all is well with the new born will hopefully see u soon keep in touch!!missing u guys loads!!!
Hi Bob, Kimbo, and Lucy. I'll be original and start with......OI,OI!
I know I only text you yesterday Bob, but just wanted to say congrats again and a big well done to Nat too. Can't wait to see N'Dea when I come back. That's now 2 scousers I know that don't sign-on! Haha!!!! I'm flying out 25th September for a week, so if anyone is there then that was there with us in June, let me know and we'll catch up over there. Still looking to sort a MASSIVE reunion for next year in June for all that was there this year in June, so start booking the time off work. That won't be a problem for the Scots though!!!!!Pissheads!!!!!
Zoe and Cassie send there best too.
See you all in 6 weeks.
Barrie from Birmingham xxxx
OI... OI!!!! Conrats to bobby n nat n baby N'Dea... n a big hi to kim n lucy to. Kim cn u plz try n send us sum pics a the baby n all u guys. am gony try n get more pics up soon ov us all. Miss u loads
oi oi nadine
just saying that bobby can now sing bobby's girl coz she is bobbys girl. well done bobby and more well done to nat she did all the hard work miss u all our love see u very soon
oi oi its me ill be over very soon 17 days i gt 2 much 2 say so ill tell u when i c u hi 2 every1 who i meet u best b c*min back. just a reminder on the 5th of september its my birthday and i will be in ur bar so i want a free x large fish bowl of sex on the beach so i can fall asleep in it again. ha ha miss love and see u all soon love nadine (candice) xxx
jus wana say congratulations to bobby and his piece 4 having the baby....probably gunna b the funniest dad in the world.....missing u kim aswell tell bob to email me sum pics on hacksawjim44x4@hotmail.com hope s**ggy still lives on out there and meatloaf missing u........ im sure
Your welcome steve :)
oi oi!!!! hows evry1 doin, glad to hear the great news bout bobby hope they are all doin well!!! congratulations!!!
lots of love st. helens girls xxxx p.s. two of us are coming back in sept so will see u then"congratulations" bobby and nat can't wait for a cuddle when we come back in sept, hope everyones ok, love to kim and lucy too! thanks zoe for letting us know,better send bobby a txt right now. take care see u all soon.
lots of love ,hugs and kisses and a big x for the little one, lynne ,steve-o and kayleigh xxxoh andddd im gutted im not still there to watch u try and attempt to handle this bobby
well i forgot 2 fone her - but ive just got the text from our kim supose ill let u all know
i fav just got bk from greece today and we went to relax twice and we felt like family to kym the dj she is klass miss u already kym my sis and cozin sang one 10 blonde anna and emly 9 and she had dark hair bobby was amazing in his outfit loved greece will come again kym xxxxbi bi miss u lee xxxxx
ahahaha thats a great picture of bobby!!! love it!
Hey barrie,
Si here (1 a the scottish pissheads) , cheers for the mention... i was going to say glad you remember me but how could you forget me being that sick well hope everything is going well for you and Zoe and congratulations on everything. love the pic of us all. well thats all for now, say hi to keith for me if u see him n cheers for draggin me bk to our appartment that awful nite LOL