Perkes Hotel

Accommodation in Laganas

         
Emma            

hey guys group of 4 girls hitting perkes on 6th july for 2 weeks. if any1 going at same time who up for some serious fun and drinkin send me an email to little_devil3010@msn.com.

see you there xxx

Becca, K           

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Hey guys only a few weeks left!  karen bex and sam xxx

Claire Y           

hello lads there are 9 dudley girls c*min to perkes hotel on the 14th july for the sun sea and sex x take note of these names gemma helen lou claire lynzi danni coleen ellen and lucy

Tristan N           

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Hey everyone, A group of awesome hot guys and girls are coming to the perkes for my and sam's 18th b-day and generally a leaving school holiday from the 16th of july its going to be awesome, anybody thats is going at the same time as us contact me on trist_norman@hotmail.co.uk, would be pretty cool to find out who else is going as its going to be a bloody good week. laters folks hope to her from you soon (preferable the females lol) 

Mike            

 

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heya ladies,
were flying from manchester airport on the 30th june, were gna run riot and party all night, put some photos up so we can see who you all are!
 
cant f**king wait, only a few weeks left now!
    mike x x x  

Gary S           

Shamus,  Zimbabwe, Gary, Kenny Kosovon, Kenny Carbereta, Steven Sprayer and Gary Gary Gary will all be in Perkes on July 16th for a week! Nail down the furniture!

Mystery I           

to the 7 hot geordie lads, do u have any pictures? thers 9 hot geordie lasses coming up near time to u, wed like t check u out ;) 

Mike            

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Hey girls theres gonna be one hell of a rave goin on with ten lads from the might of manchester!!! Any girls reckon they can handle the pace then let it be known crazyhippos010@hotmail.com 
We're blessing the island on the 30th of June for 2 weeks
 
Challenge laid down!!!
x x x  x x x
Watch out ladies!!!
 

Kat A           

This is in reply to Holly Kelsing who is going out on the 22nd October

Sorry but there will be nothing open the nightlife will be dead. I went the first week in October last year everything was shut apart from a few bars and places to eat and it rained with thunder storms 5 days from 7.  Sorry have a good time anyway.  I also went in June and had a wicked time it was buzzing!!

Picki            

hello there ladies, 7 hunky horny geordie lads c*min 2 zante on the 17th of july, for 2 weeks full ov sun, sea, sand and s**ggin!!!!!!!!!   luv it!!!!   any sexy lasses goin then, let us no babes!! cyas there x x x x x x

*zante B           
Tony M           

click to enlargeHey sexy ladies im coming to the island 'honk honk' Cant wait til i get there ive got 73 euros in my backburner and im gonna wax the lot man, the milky bars are on me!!! Im the original 24hr party person you load me with drinks ladies and i'll load you with the cream of manchester xxx I arrive at Perkes on the 30th June for two weeks the motto is 'get involved' X X X

Manc G           

we had a great time and the barman are sexy!!the two nicks are fit(manly the younger one) and very funny !!

Mike            

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   Watch out girls!!

   9 strapping exceedingly good looking lads from Manchester all 21 or unda are heading to a resort nere you!!
 
 
Its gona be carnage, were blessing the lsland from the 30th june to the 13 th of july!
 
any girls going during that period let it be known, dont be shy!we aint!
 
    cya there x

Scouse I           

were stayin in d perkes hotel

probably on your floor
once youv ad a piece of these scouser boys
youll be comin back 4 more!

Craig J           

hey west midland girls how are u? looking forward to zante, we cant wait, 13 july, n cnt wait check out r website , n dnt forget to sign the guestbook, hope u girls r up for a hardcore partying holiday. its

 
 
hope 2 hear from u n c u in zante! x
 

*zante B           

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*zante B           

www.zantebabes06.piczo.com Bring on Zante! x x x

Jozzer L           

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9 Geologists coming for two weeks on the 6 th July 2006.

Please keep noise to a minimum as we will be working through the night
 
WE DO NOT PARTATKE IN CONSUMPTION OF INTOXICATING LIQOUR.
 
PS Beware of THE PERSHORE PIMPS AS THEY ARE EXTREMLY WILD PARTY PEOPLE
 
They go by the names of : Wils, Izzy, Joz, Shep, Lamby, Mather, John, Stalker and Roz.

Scouse I           

hey you ten girls lock your hotel door

were stayin in the perkes hotel
probably on your floor
Once youv had a taste of these scouser boys
Ull be coming back for more

T K           

your gonna have fun anyone from last year going again

Scousers O           

women lock your doors
32 Scousers
R coming to your shores
14th july

Remi            

We got 12 guys goin on the 6th July might cya there!

S K           

We had a great time at the Perkes,the rooms were nice and so was the pool area!both bar staff were well nice and if their both back your have a great time and eye candy.The younger with the goatie was abit moody of a night time and the other one sounded like dave brent but funny!!dont make noise at night, for your own health!!!!

Mil A           

wer c*min 2 perkes on the 13th july 2006, 16 lasses weyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! lukin 4ward to it! xxxx  tonguewink

Caroline C           

hey 8 of us stayed here from the 11th of august was a brill holiday, hotel is only 10-15 minute walk and even though am lazy didnt seem to far!!, rooms really basic but what more can you ask for, only thing is cant drink in your room and theres no fridge even if you try to! Defo go back to zante if only for murphys and cherrybay!!!

Bob T           

Perkes hotel is spot on if your going for a party holiday, the only down falls are, flys in the pool and your not aloud to drink in your rooms. It is about ten minute walk to the main bars or a 5 euro taxi drive. Laganas is good and stays open late .enjoy

Hayley B

Hi I am going to stay at the Perkes Hotel in Zantebetween the 18th of june 06 to the 2nd july 06. Just wondering if anyone can tell myanything about the hotel or zante itself as I have never been. Is it a good holiday and is the hotel good? thanks x

P            

Hi all jst a little note, Woody and Nick arent the same person, Woody left just before the end of last season, I think around August 2004.  xx 

Kat A           

Hi we was there from the 26th Sept to 6th Oct and Nick was working there with Scott.  Woody was'nt working there when we were there.

Dolly            

Could anyone tell me if  Nick and Woody worked here this year? many thanx x
 

Graeme N           

Hey Kat, I Have sent you an e-mail.  If you have not received it my address is dees4europe@hotmail.com

Kat A           

Hey Graeme N Gregor, It's Kat, Rachel and Angie from Aberdeen.  Hope you had a safe flight home, we did'nt want to go home .  If you fancy keeping in touch give us a shout my e-mail is katherineanderson94@hotmail.com hope to hear from you soon take care

Graeme N           

Hey, Graeme and Gregor here! We just got back to Dundee today after spending a week at The Perkes Hotel and thought it was great and excellent value for money.  The staff were friendly, the room was OK and we had a great laugh with a lot of the other guests staying there. The nightlife in Laganas was lively and the best club was probably Rescue.  It's just a pity about the weather for our last couple of days there!   Would defenitely return in the future though.

Kat A           

Yeh rachel I agree with you the London guys were amazing and so fit!!!! So was the Somerset boys eh!!!!! 

Rachel L           

 got back from perkes 3 days ago and wish i was still there!!!!! soo didnt want to come home everyone was soo nice!!! the rooms were pretty basic! food was not to bad either! nick,scott and nick are totally wicked!! they all managed to cheer you up if u were feeling down!! would reccomend going there to anyone!!! i'll definatley b going back soon!!! thanx to everyone for being so nice and friendly especially all the london guys 4 keeping us amused!!  hope i.ll c use all soon.XXX

Kat A           

Fantastic place to stay everyone was so friendly and gorgeous!!!!  Got home yesterday and don't want to be home at all.  Everyone we met was so friendly and I just wish that I could take everyone home with me.  Nick, Rachel, Nick and Scott were fantastic people it's just a shame we had to go.

Eleanor            

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wish we were back there

Eleanor            

Hey does anyone know any info about the zante reunion????? if u do please let me know eleanor_franks1@hotmail.com.

cheers x

Beckie            

Been back a week now and the weather here isn't much different to how it was in Laganas (maybe a bit colder!)  Rachel and Nick (the owners) were fantastic, Nick always managed to cheer me up when I was feeling down.  Scott and Nick behind the bar are still gorgeous even if Nick wouldn't let me take a pic f his bum! 

Had a great time, met some fantastic people, especially the 8 lads from Birmingham (will never forget the rooster outfit - Ed, or the bark - Dave!), miss you all, wish I was still out there!

Mark A           

hi kat your on the strip about 10mins walk to the pink panther which is cheap as chips go their first say hi to nick and scott behind the bar if u want to chat i am on msn mcamark7@hotmail.com

Kat A           

we are going here on th e29th Sept for a week can anyone tell me is it really far to the strip?

Mark A           

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allright brother how is the rhyl girls good i hope

anyway big shout out going to nick and scott and anyone who was their on 5/09/05 for a week me and the boys are ok and will be comming back next year
Rhly girls i will see you soon
all the best
Dr mark
 

Lucy S           

From all the girls at sunny rhyl, we have just come home from the perkes and we loved it! had a laugh from start to finish! and have no complaints, the room was clean and everyone was great fun,and for all those that slagged off scott and nick we thought they were spot on, and were a great laugh, made us feel really welcome and we would love to go back there

Kate A           

its 10 o'cwock..............anyone up for sum SPECIAL MAYONAISE! hey gurls if ur reading this ur just as sad as me that wer home !!

love ya xx

Kate A           

me and my chelt girls had a fab holiday in zante! the hotel staff are all really nice, esp chopper and vercilly(with his special mayo....)lol! the two barmen, nik and scott are both slags, scotts beta than nik tho cus hes at least friendly! niks a bit of a nob-jockey tho and he has a MUUFASSA tatoo lol wat a roar!defo takes advantage of MORTLE holiday makers tehehe!!!

other than them we met sum brill ppl and the nitelife was mint!! zero and cherrybay are proper class!we wud all defo go bak ther!have sum  fab memries....baywatch.....ten ocwock....ladiesh!ul defo enjoy it! xx

Dayna J           

click to enlargeI loved my holiday in Zante I have to agree about the arrogant barmen especially Nick they r both a pair of slags tho. The hotel was just as I expected it to be the maids were really lovely and the people staying at the time were great 2! Waikiki and Medousa were the best clubs loved dancing on the bars !

Elle N           

well... the hotel well basic and the bathroom floods, the camp bed is like sleeping on a bed of nails with no clean sheets or towels, there were also usual stains on the walls... but apart from that it was rather fun!!!! lol. the perkes breakfast is to die for (especially when uve had a night on the razzz!) the bar men try it on with every one, scott is the better of the two as u can have a decent convo with him but both have prob got an std of some kind lol. nick is up his own and has a tattoo of moufasa and has not only tried it on with us but but the rest of our mates aswel! the strip is cool, especially bad boys, cocktails and dreams, cherry bay and PINK PANTHER! watch out for the yogi bear song...it made our holiday! the SALFORD GIRLS made their mark in pink panther for deffinate! hahaaa x x x

Sophie            

i dont know what r all complaining about, its not dirty or anything, u get what u pay for and if the hotel didnt meet  your sandards then u obviously came with the wrong expectations. it totally did for what we needed, if you keep it clean then theres no need for  someone else to tidy your room more than a few times. to be fair the barmen were a tad arrogant, who knows why! ur holiday is totally what u make of it.

Sarah D           

Both barman were very sexy!! Nick was abit in your face, whereas Scott was happy to take a back seat. I agree Scott is the nicest. Also they're out there to enjoy themselves so i say good luck to them both.

Nicola J           

Yeh, Nick is definitely a little slapper (not necessarily a bad thing though!)  Don't think Scott pulled when I was there early on in the season, I'm thinking of going back though, anyone know if he's up for anything, thought he was better looking than Nick!?

Kt H           

hey ppl!jst read the msg about the bar men nik and scott...i think they get 2kno most girls who stay at the Perkes hotel pretty well! but most of the girls think they are the only ones who get to know nick a lil more than the rest of us if u get wot i mean!

Lucy            

fink the barman get on every1....knew at least 3 girls they got on when i was at perkes

Emily            

just got bak from the perkes last friday and it was ace! would definately go bak there agen if nt for the crazy strip but for nick and scott the lovely bar men.....but my friend did get to know nick a lil more than the rest of us if u get wot i mean! he told me to tel all the lovely ladies headin out there that hes open to experiment! the strip is mega, zeroes was the best and the bar men there were crazy too!!!! only bad thing was the free breakfast but the full english from the pool made up for it! all round a mint holiday all those goin soon wont wana c*m back! 

Dawn            

we stoped ther a few years ago are going back to zante nxt week cant wait to see nick and family his is mum still there the oswaldtwisle lot

Mark P           

hello there got back on monday morin had a great time there the bar staff love all the ladis out there the food was good i was the 1 with the villa top on yes villa  top so any 1 that wasthere add me if you like mark4567@msn.com to chat more the pool was not to bad rooms was nice any the 1 we had

Donna E           

hey all!!

 
been back from zante for quite a while now, kinda missing it. not missing the bar men tho, they were a couple of fannies rite up themselves. hotel was kinda s**te too. air con gave us all a cold and there was no fridge to keep our drinks cool, but then we were told we werent allowed drinks in our room anyway!! and there was a noise curfew!!angry no music between 11 and 7 am!! i mean, wots the point in advertising it as lively and.....................lol kiding on. oh, food was quite s**t toopissed but i didnt get lumbered with the camp bed at least. clapi went two year ago, and it was so much better then. the strip still rocks tho!!! missing ma wee holiday romance, u know who u r geordie boy!!tongue

Nic H           

4 lasses from c*mbria wer there 4th-19 august ne1 remember us, giv us a shout

tiamaria2828@aol.com
 
nic, emma, laura and sian x

Nic H           

the perkes hotel was the biggest joke on the island. you have to pay for air conditioning, the rooms were disgusting our beds only got changed twice while we were there. the showers are cold and you get evicted for no reason. . 2 lasses who were with us got evicted because the owner "assumed" they were making a noise, even tho they were in bed. on a £500 holiday you cant presume things. then on our last day, my mates shopping was stolen out of her bag because there are nowhere to keep your belongings coz they kick u out at half 10am even tho our flight wasnt until half 4 the next morning. there are no fridges in the rooms, our balcony doors didnt lock properly, and our door handle kept falling off. the free breakfast was 3 slices of bread a slice of ham and a slice of cheese. 

except for this we decided not to let the hotel spoil our holiday, the pool was good the bar was good and the crack was great, so cheers to the welsh lads for making us laugh, and to the scottish lads for showing us the best pizza place in zante xx

love nic (panda) laura, emma, sian 

Caroline C           

OMG!! wat can a say was the best holiday i hav eva been on!!! The hotel is alrite a bit on the small side i alos had pee on ma matress when we arrived but the maid sorted it for us, n all a can say is watch out for shotgun pete n crazy joe the torch man!! Part fomr that the hotel was fine for a week!! Cherrybay n dj babyjames for the best nite out eva! n if u want to get hammered before it hit murphys!! Shout out to joey! even tho he neva managed to smash us! n to the birmingham ladz we've stil got the flag!

 
Glesga girls!!

**sarah**            

Helllooooo....got bk from zante on monday mornin ...totally gutted to be home  had the best holiday ever ....i thought the hotel was fab....free breakfast not up to much like but the 3euro one was spot on!! Cheers Vaseline!! haha.. would definately go back!! anyone who was there between  1st August -14th get in touch  xx

 

Laura & Rach           

Hiya everyone,
We've just got bak from the perkes, n had a wkd time. When we first got to the hotel the plugs were hanging off the walls n the camp beds were crap, the breakfast was a joke with 3 slices of bread n ham. However, sayin that, it was 1 of the best holidays we eva had. We'd also like to apologise for ne1 who is contaminated with the mumps thanks to rachael.HA! You'll love it. 1 word of caution though, watch out for choppa n the shotgun, neva know when that one's gonna pop out.
 
Lots of love
laura and Rachael
xxxx

Big L           

laganas is a bit over rated i thought there would be more bush to many lads to beaver. perkes is a dive but to be fair u dont spend to much time in your hotel. the strip is good but not great   i reckomend a fishbowl to ya self

Cheltenham G           

hey clarky.

its the cheltenham ladies. haha yeah we no how drunk u got ie. ur lil striptease 4 us (tug tug tug) ....dnt wory we wont tell ne1.

Matt C           

  yeah u girls from mexico will hav a class time stayin there jus as long as u dnt plan lyin on the sunloungers at half five in the mornin or u'l get an eviction note on ur door! haha nah its a good palce- good crack and the pool is good. hello to the cheltenham ladies again- hope u enjoyed ur holiday as much as we did- i was too drunk half the time as u can remember! lol missin bein out there, wish i cudve stayed another week!    

Emma K           

  We are flying out on 3rd October to the Perkes hotel...........need to know what its like! Just got back from Mexico and got the traveling bug now!  Anyone got any honest crack about the place????

 
Emma, Claire, Helen from Hartlepool x

Kt H           

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hello there from all the crazy chelt girlies!
we are  just at home and thinkin of all our amazin memories of zante!cherrybay....baywatch....ladiesh....shixsh oclock....ten ocwock is special mayo time...chopper.....freeya best name in zantee.....shrimps.....all the little afgan kids.....fruit salaaad....turtle in shazs drink....bully hahahaha....steve the sandal man....applepie sandals....all the geordie boys......jac havin ice thrown at her hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahah
wish it didnt hav to end but there will be sum  more amazin memries to come......next years adventure! the perkes was brill, we have takin some brill memories! love all the chelt ladiesh...ne1 for fruit salaaad.
   loadsa love lil k8, nikki, shazbo, lou, liz, freybo, carley, katie and jacqui
 

Cheltenham G           

just 2 say had the most amazin time and didnt wanna c*m home. hotel was brill and we had such a laff esp wit the geordie lads esp stevo and his applepie sandals, alton towers boys (bully) and of course the night watchman (ladies pleash its shix in the mornin, hehe). best club is defo cherry bay......dancin to cheese at 7.30 int he morn is the best. miss the sunny weather sooooo much and hav soo many funny/drunken moments to remember!!!! we met loads gr8 peeps......who wed love to stay in contact wit.

Russ F           

Me n my mate are flying out on the 28th of august to from manchester. We'll take you essex girls to rescue if you want. Top night out.

 
U stayin in Perkes

Gemma E           

Four Essex Girls off to Zante on the 28th of August for 2 weeks. Up for a laugh. wanna know the best club to go to.... ? ? ? ?

Gemma

Laura L           

Perkes is a good hotel just a bit after and the rooms are small. As for the bar staff one of them is full og them selves and the other one seem alright but there are both well fit and allowed to pull. Does anyone who stayed their know the Newcastle boys that where staying there one was called adam and the other keep saying QUACK all the time

Anna T           

I was at the Perkes in May and it was the best holiday ever, am hoping to go back in september.  Nick, the owner makes the best cocktails, we sampled as many as we physically could!  The lads behind the bar provided endless entertainment!

Richard L           

8 edinburgh lads

hittin zante 4th aug 4 2weeks
cant wait
 
anyone know wot this hotel is like?

Tom C           

12 CARDIFF BOYS heading for Laganas on August the 4th. Ready 2 mash it up!!   any one heading for laganas at the same time?

Luke B           

anyone know if there are any drum and bass nights out there???

Rachael B           

cant wait to go, sunndayy!!!! wohooo, 5 newcastle girls flyin on monday morn- does any one no if you need a drivers liesence to rent a scooter out, or do u just need to be fit??????

party girls c*min to getcha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
look out for our tshirts- geordie girls do it best!!!!!

Adam H           

OMG!

Got back this mornin' and that is the best holiday we've ever been on...
 
Scott and Nick behind the bar, rockin' away for better burnley :P! hahaha!
 
 
And we beat the scousers at water polo! HA!
 
Get yourselves in Cherry Bay, Legends, Pink Panther or even challenge Scott to downin' a smirnoff!
 
Honestly that hotel is the biz' fook great!
 
Perkes all the way!
 
 
Actually sad to leave...
 
Its not quiet.... ITS OFF THE HOOK!

Jenna            

yeah, we should get there the same time as you, my mates who went last week said they got to the hotel about half 8 in the morning coz the airport is a nightmare, but i'm not bothered as long as my bag doesn't get lost!!

i'm just packing my suitcase now, can't wait - i just wana be there - the rest of them have text me and said the nightlife is great and its well busy!  so looking forward to it.
 
Have a gud un - n may see you there tomorrow!!!!

Matt C           

wey theres 26 of us coz we r all still good matez! aye we have black geordies boys tops done aswell- wit all our names n numbas on the back-ur damn rite u wnt miss us !!!  im my fav numba 20! so u get there the same time as us?

we'll be chucked out the hotel straight away! 

Jenna C           

Hi, from one Clarke to another.  I couldn't get the time off work, i'm absoloutly gutted that i'm not there now!!  but well excited!!

No doubt we'll see you all when we get there, won't be able to miss 26 of you.  If you see us we'll be wearing t-shirts saying made in wigan and i'll be the one saying 'The Blonde' on my back!!
How come theres so many of you?  i'll bet you'll have a right laugh! 

Matt C           

aye jenna! theres only us 26 geordie lads arrivin early on monday mornin! how c*m u didnt go out this week?   

Jenna C           

Wigan girls are all in zante at the moment - jealous as hell!!! the rest of us are going out for their second week on monday morning!!  can't wait gonna be a holiday to remember!!  I've heard the Nightlife is ace!!  anyone else going out in the next few days???

Matt C           

  5 DAYS 2 GO LADS AND WE R THERE! I CAN ALMOST SMELL THE MYTHOS!!! 

Sarah W           

Hiya y'all. Been over to Perkes already in June n goin bk in August. They'll be 4 nutty lasses flying from Notts/London. We'll be livin it large in Lags! Just wonderd whos goin in August n what dates? Email me on sarah_whitchurch1987@msn.com or leave a msg on here! Can't wait to go back..just over three weeks to go. Miss the wicked atmosphere! Hate bein home  Can't face reality.

Laters Gaters. x

Shaz D           

wooooo soooo excited 10 days 2 go b4 the 9 sexy cheltenham girls hit Zante lol

Beckie            

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Hi everyone who's going out to Zante, thought the girls might like a sneak preview of the gorgeous Scott and Nick who work behind the bar.  (Scott's the one in the the black t-shirt and Nick's at the back!)  This was us on our last night saying bye

Lee H           

flyin 2morra mornin wooooo hooooo!!!!cant w8,me & the boys r buzzin r tits off!!!money sorted,passport sorted, insurance sorted,just need 2 do my packin now!so 2 all u goin in weeks time ha ha ha!2 all u goin wile we r there c u there mutha f**kaz!!!!

Lee H           

This time Sunday nite me & the boyz will b on r 1st nite out in Laganas!Gunna get my money changed 2morra,ope £700 will b enuff 4 2 weeks!Last day at work 2morra,BRING IT ON!!!!!!

Dogg B           

u know me huffy i aim to please ill do what it takes to have a laugh

Luke B           

alright all, going out on 1st for two weeks, never been so well looking forward to it, how many ladies are up for a good time then???

Laura T           

Yea us wigan girls are flying early hours monday, so we have to be at the airport on sunday.  Can't wait, it's gonna be mad!!!

Lee H           

U betta bhave urself in Zante Dogg,no xposin urself in the street,we aint got the cash 2 bail u out if u get nicked!I thought u Wigan galz wer goin on the 18th?

Dogg B           

 i cant wait till sunday zante is not going to know whats hit it when the macc lads get there

Laura T           

Hey it's one of the wigan girls here, going zante with aprille and jenna and can't wait. The pics of the hotel look well nice. I'm soooooooooooooooooo excited for sunday!!! Hi to anyone who will be there when we are, we'll lokkk out for you all

Lee H           

Harvey & Dogg not long 2 go now me old muckaz!Jen & the 3 London galz us 6 ladz from Macc will b there wen u r,4 the last 10 days,we go on the 17th!Dont know the ratio of guys 2 galz Kelly but i'm sure there'll b enuff 2 go around!Opefully there'll b plenty of hot galz 2 choose from 4 us boyz!!!

Dogg B           

shut up huffy

Charly T           

JUST GOT BACK FROM LAGANAS, STAYED AT PERKES AND FOR ALL THOSE GOING HERES A COUPLE OF THINGS YOU HAVE TO KNOW!!!:

1. THE OWNER IS THE GREY HAIR AUSTRALIAN DICKHEAD WHO WILL THREATEN TO KICK U OUT EVERYDAY BUT IGNORE HIM!
2.NICK IS ONE SEXY BEAST AND I PROMISED HIM I'D TELL U ALL THAT HE IS ALLOWED TO SLEEP WITH CUSTOMERS AND HE DOES WANT TO BE IN A BOY BAND HEHE!
AND FINALLY 3. PERKES HOTEL IS ONE YOU'LL NEVER FORGET ... ONE TOP HOLIDAY!

AND HI TO THE CROYDON BOYS I LOVED YOU GUYS... CHARLY X X X

Jen F           

hiya!!! only 10 days to go!!! we r 3 hot girls comin from london 2 zante on the 21st july - 4th august...any1 (girlz or guyz - girlz to go clubbing with, guyz to ava good time with) gonna b there at the same time as us add us on either blondeb***h_50@hotmail.com or marie_jeanne2003@yahoo.co.uk and we will c u there  xxx

Kelly S           

Does anyone who has been to Zante before know what the ratio of girls to boys is when ur there?? 

Harvey            

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shut ya mouth huffy
 
thought u need support

Lee H           

7 DAYZ 2 GO!WOOO HOOO!Its gettin closer & closer!14 nites of partyin 2 the max!Harvey u cig wot ya doin invadin this message board!Get that pic off of me 4 a start i luk a rite tool!Any1 else goin Perkes Hotel on the 17th July?Ow r the Wigan ladies doin?

Leigh            

the perkes,is a great place to stay!!just keep the noise down at night and you will have a easy time of the owner!!!!the Bar is cool and the barboys Nick and Scott are well fit. Scott is a cuttie and Nick is a Hottie!!!!!!

Harvey            

 
msn genesis_77@hotmail.co.uk  if any of u girls wanna get in touch

Harvey            

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lee hough hope you are gonna be on your best behavour in s**ganas, save some of the birds for me or will that be the other way around, the macc lads are having a party ah ah ah, beer fridge gonna be topped up every night so you girls can come back for some late night drinking if u really want 2,
 
17th july its happening g-spot 10pm
 
peace out
 
harvey from www.laganas.me.uk the place to talk about any old random s**t

Lee H           

Alrite Aprille!8 of u all2etha then,we'll b outnumberd,ha,ha!We wanna get sum novelty T-shirts 2,not ad time 2 get em dun ere,opefully sumwhere in Lags will do printed T-shirts!Stayed at the Melissa apartments in Malia last yr,we nearly got chucked out on 3 seper8 occassions!On betta bhavior this yr i fink!Woz a class holiday,this as a lot 2 liv up 2!Luk 4wd 2 meetin up wi u & ur galz!Not long now!I'm so xited ive shot my load!OOHHH YEEEHHHH!!!!

Jo

Does anyone know if Perkes has their own web site that i could visit, and how much it is to rent a room for two weeks during the summer next year the information would be very much appriciated.

Aprille H           

Hey Lee - there are 6 of us our for the first week - Emma, Emma, Gemma, Carrie, Laura and Me and then 2 are joining us for the second week - Stacy and Jenna - watch out for our t-shirts!.

Sure we can join you guys for a drink, spends wise don't know yet - depends how much i've managed to save up (and as if i could have thought you were talking about anything else!! lol)

 

I read on one of your other messages you went to Mailia last year - where did you stay there - i've been there for the last 2 years. 

 

Sarah W           

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Here's our pics of the GORGEOUS barmen Nick and Scott. Nick looking rather drunk i must say! Miss ya Luv Chicken Head. And then a pic of me, Nat n FREclick to enlargeAKY Joel (The world's click to enlargenumber 1 breakdancer!) Ha Ha Ha.

Kelly S           

Hey Matt Clark! Cant wait to see and your sexy Geordie friends! What kind of stuff are you up for???

What do u look like? Hope u've got a muscly body!!!
 
We fly from Luton on the 18th, look out for us 8 Luton lovelies when you get there,
 
Not long now Big Boy, C ya there

Amie X           

Hey everyone! 3 weeks 2 go for us poolie gals!! can't wait! gona be crazy... hope u lot r gona let ur hair down as much as us lot!! cyaz sooooooon xxx

Sarah W           

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Just got back from Laganas last Friday 1st July, absolutely guttered to be home..definately wanna go work out there next year. Stayed in Hotel Perkes and had a wicked holiday! Met loadsa people and everyone who worked in the hotel were lovely! Had a big greasy fry up each morning (well dinner) for only 3 euros - you just can't go wrong!!! Tryin to book to go back in August cuz i just can't get enough of the place! anyone stayed in Perkes between 23/06/05 - 01/07/05 add me on msn sarah_whitchurch1987@msn.com Anyone going over to Lags, all i can say is you Lucky Buggers! You'll have a fab time trust me!

Lee H           

ha,ha!no brotherly rivalry,more like share & share alike!ha,ha!2 of the utha ladz who r c*min r brothers 2!so wot r all ur names then?who shud you b wary of?all of us!na just kiddin,we'r all hip & happenin dudes!u neva sed if you wanted 2 go out 4 a few beerz wiv us?!ow much u plannin on taken 4 da 2 weeks?(i mean spends by da way!)

Matt C           

18 days away the perkes wont kno what hit them- dawn;- u sound like our type of lass!  us geordies will complete zante

 !  

Aprille H           

So is there gonna be any brotherly rivalry then??  You better hope you brother's girlfriend doesn't read this website - or he might be in the dog house!!

Will the girl's who aren't single behave themselves - mmm - well i think so - but i could be surprised!!
You need to watch out for the 2 Emma's - they are proper daft!! You'll probably hear them before you see them!! Anyone we need to be wary of?

Posh            

we have just got back from the perkes,we had a top time,
the hotel staff are well nice,and the barman are fit big time!!!
IF your going there you will have a great time,and ask the barman nick about superman!!!!!
 

Lee H           

Ha,ha!No i'm usually the 1 they av 2 luk afta!All single exept 4 my bro,but i fink he's goin wi the single man st8 of mind!Ha,ha!I'm paticularly lukin 4wd 2 this hol coz it'll b my 1st hol single since 1998!Ad a g'friend 4 the last few times ive bin abroad so a diffrent kinda hol 4 me dis year!So r the galz who r not single gunna b bhavein themselves?Any of ur crew who you shud warn us about?Ha,ha!

Aprille H           

Well i suppose someone has to be the Grandad!! So are yout he one who looks after the rest of them, or are you the worst?? Only half of us are single - unfortunately for you guys!! What about you guys?

Lee H           

Howdy Aprille & the Wigan galz!Yeh not long now,2 weeks 2day & we'll b there!We r aged 20-24,me bin the grandad of the bunch!We'll av 2 meet up 4 a drink or sumet if u fancy it?R u all single girlz?

Aprille H           

Hello Lee and the Macclesfield Lads!! Not long to go now!! We are all around 20 / 21. What about you guys??

We get there in the early hours of the 18th - so we might see you rolling in from your first night out!!

Aprille H           

Hello Lee and the Macclesfield Crew!! We will arrive in the early hours of the 18th - probably just as your commin in from your first night out!! Can't wait!! We are all around 20/21 - what about you guys?? 

Lucy K           

Yes the waterpark in Laganas has opened but it aint all that, The thing next to Perkes is crap as the 2 Red slides are propper slow and the blue one is broke. The new waterpark is 25 euro's if u book it with the rep but only 17 if u book it from one of the blokes in the street! The hotel is a bit mingin and the maids are crap.

Lee H           

hey up wigan ladies!!!its lee from the macclesfield crew!we go 2 perkes hotel a day b4 u so we wud of alredy sampled da nite life,theres 6 of us,we'r all up 4 a mad 1!ow old r u galz?if u want a top nite out then we r da boyz 4 u!!! zante ere we c*m!!!

Sean M           

9 Edinburgh boys hitttin the Perkes on the 4th August for 2 weeks ! Cant wait to see all you sexy ladies over there gna be wild !!! x x x 

Aprille H           

Hey!! One of the 8 Wigan girls here - We're staying at the Perkes from the 18th July for 2 weeks - watch out for us - we're up for a good time and party hard - anyone wanna join us???!!

Jenna C           

 
 
HEY, watch out for the 8 'wigan girls' going on the 18th july to the perkes hotel for two weeks - sure to be a mad un! 
Hope we've picked a good place. can anyone tell us if its far from the bars coz we've been told it is????????
 

Lee H           

Less than 3 weeks 2 go,canna w8!6 boyz from Macclesfield hittin Perkes Hotel on 17th of July for 2 weeks!Ladies luk out 4 me,Ste,Harvey,Scott,Dogg & Big Jon Stud!Can any of you guyz & galz who'v just got back let us know the best bars/clubs 2 go & is it gunna b busy & nice & hot wen we get there?Cheerz!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sam            

Hello everyone,just got home from the Perkes,WHAT A HOLIDAY!!!!!.the place is well good.

the hotel is good,rooms are fine and the food at the hotel is spot on.The bar is always a good place to start the night and finish the night,the cocktails rock and so do the barmen nick and scott!!!shame the sex on the beach is just a cocktail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelly            

  We just came back from the perkes,what a great holiday.The hotel waz well cool and we had some great nights at the bar(black sambuca)!!I would go there again ,and hope to go back later in  the year.

just wish I could have taken the barman Nick home with me.(come to bed eyes).

Beckie H           

Just got back from a week at Perkes with five girls and wish I never had to leave!  Scott and Nick behind the bar are fantastic (and it helps that they're both gorgeous!) Always great to stumble back to the hotel and have them waiting, even if Nick did complain everytime we asked for a coffee!  Had a great time and hope to go back later on in the season.

Laura M           

31st of July the geordie girls will be arrivin at the perkes. We're gona need a bita help wit our short lil blonde friend, gets drunk n no common sense. If u see her wanderin around naked please jus direct her back to us. Thanks.

Love Laura
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Welsh B           

 yo charlotte!!me and a few of my mates wil volunteer!!! we r c*mmin out on the 3rd july for 2 weeks,we will all be wearin light blue tops wit "welsh boy" written on the front!look out 4 us n ur garunteed a whale of a time!!

Charlotte E           

WWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSS

IF YOU GOT ONE YOU BEST BE READY FOR US!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi guys eight london ladies on our way to Perkes Hotel for the 1st July. Never been before so we were looking to be shown a good time. Any volunteers let us know?!

Lee H

Alrite guys & galz!Any1 know info on the best bars & clubs in Laganas?Went Malia last year,it woz rockin!Neva bin zante b4,just wonderd ow it compares 2 the utha top resorts!Cheerz!

J R           

Going out on 24th from the Toon. With H and Steve. Missing the chat so far so thought I should get myslf in on the action that H is on about. jrich_aim06@hotmail.com

Martyn M           

Heres there website http://www.perkes.gr/reservations.php you can ask them about rooms on here.

The L           

the scottish boys r comin on 4th of august, 2 weeks of s**gging!!!lets have it!!!

Michele W

please can you help i looking for a number or email address for perky hotel in zante.i have been befor and would like to know how much it is to book there myself.please help

Lee H           

 Just 4 weeks 2 go & cant w8!6 boyz from Macclesfield hittin Zante on 17th July for 2 weeks of sun,sea,sand,suppin & sex,sex.sex!Sounds like a decent crew of peeps are stayin at the Perkes Hotel when we are there, gunna b pure bliss!!!Gunna show ya all ow the Macc ladz party,large it 2 the max!Hope theres plenty of hot & horny ladiez goin!Whos gunna b there wen we are?Every1 lukin 4ward 2 it or wot?Party animals-Welcome to the jungle!!!AVE IT!OH YEH!!!

Rachael B           

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WOOOO 5 lasses from newcastle goin out the perkes hotel 31st july for a week, guna get pist have sum fun in the sun, heres a pic of 4 of us in action im the one in the white. Any one goin out at the same time send me a email letsgobaby69@hotmail.com   wohooo

Hugh J           

Drew and me are going on another mad one at the end of June. Is anyone else going to be there around the same time? I'm the 1 in the picture in the lighter blue jumper.
 
Laganas 2005 Av it!!!

Drew P           

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 The lads and me are heading to Laganas this summer if any girls are up for a   laugh come join us  
 
 Attached is a picture of the lads causing havoc in Amsterdam last  year!
 
 Drew Peacock. Av it
 
  

Drew P           

Two lads from Hemel Hempstead coming to live it large. Laganas 2005 AV IT.

Drew P           

Four lads from Hemel Hempstead coming to live it large in Laganas 2005 av it.

Kate A           

heya

9 Sexy cheltenham girlies stayin in Perkes on 28th july - 5th August. Hope 2 meet up wit sum hot guys tht can show us a good time...and meet sum friendly peeps.
wer funny, sexy and very loud lol
cnt wait...woohoo 6weeks 2 go......add me if ur goin at same time
nikki_waz_ere@hotmail.com
 

Rachael K           

hya!...10 north east girls heading to the perkes on the 22nd ov july for 2 weeks! up for anything! any nice lads ther the same time add me on msn or email me! thanx! xxx
rachybabes@msn.com

Hamish B           

Hey everyone!

3 lads from Scottish Borders flying out of Newcastle on 24th July for 2 weeks, stayin at Perkes... cannot wait for this holiday!!!
 
Anyone gonna be there at same time get in touch H@mishB.net  Lookin forward to a wicked time with you all.
 
Hamish
 
p.s. anyone flying out of newcastle on same day let me know... we'll meet ya in the bar for a drink at the airport.

Hamish B           

Hey everyone... 3 lads from the Scottish Borders arrivin at Perkes 24th July for 2 weeks.  We cannot wait!!!

Anyone goin' at same time drop me an email H@mishB.net, look forward to a wicked time with you all.
 
H

Hayley T           

SmileJust got back from Zante 8am this mornin.Cry Fantastic 2 weeks words cant describe how amazing those two wks were!!!  Met so many amazing ppl ! ! !Heading bk out in a few weeks to wrk 4 the rest of the season, it was rly that gr8, cnt bear not going bak.Laugh Stayed at the Perkes Hotel. Fantastic hotel, great staff, Nick, Scott( both the funniest most down to earth eye candy on the island)  Rachel, Nick, Pascoe, Margeret etc. Friendly atmosphere and loadsa fun. Rooms are ok, but hey u only get ready and sleep in there!The Perkes will only add to how amazing your holiday will be. Have fun u guys, il b watching out for all you P.A.R.T.Y ppl. Wheehey Laganas 2005. BRING IT ON!!!Smile

Sarah D           

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Just got back from the perkes on Friday. Bloody good time! Family Run hotel who cannot do enough for you! definatley entertaining bit of eye candy behind the bar never kills anyone! We met some really good people, everyone is there for a good time!

weather was absolutely gorgeous! Just wish we were back out there!
 
Girls, while your there check out Nick & Scott from behind the bar they well worth it! also they have got some good dance moves worth bringing home!
 
Love,
Dorris, vicky & Bob
 

Chris            

*****Correction***** Sorry our hotmail account was wrong it's horny4u2000@hotmail.com Drop us a email if u fancy meeting up when ur out there! Can't wait for the BEACH PARTY! Checkout www.baywatch-laganas.com to see what I mean!

 
Chris, Spencer & Chris

Chris            

Heya all u chickadees out there! There is 3 fit guys from Cheltenham, staying at the Perkes Hotel from the 14 - 28th July who are up for anything and everything! If u think u can handle the pace email us or add us 2 ur messenger account horny4u@hotmail.com or if there are any lads out there who fancy a wicked time on the booze drop us a line! Zante 2005 a year to be remembered!

Martyn M           

Just got back from Zante yesterday stayed in Perkes.Highly recomend staying there.Rooms are fine and all that rubbish but who realy cares about that you will be too pissed to remember anyway.From going past alot of hotels Perkes has the best pool around with a great bar which does fantastic food.Well enough about that I went last week and it was brillient but its not even gotten started yet.Its ment to realy pick up from well the day I left but it was full enough for a good time.The weather was 30+ everyday so you lot going in July are going to see some major heat.I recomend going to rescue, cherry bay, baywatch beach party and wild coyote just to do the dentist chair and get a free t-shirt like I did.Check out http://spaces.msn.com/members/ilovebadgers after say 16th of june and I will have put some of my pictures up.Dont think I will be able to put all 300 I took on there.If your looking for somewhere to stay goto Perkes.

C G           

Heading out to Laganas on September 12th staying at Perkes, Can't wait. Anyone going about the same time? Craig & Hannah

Trevor W           

Hey Shell,

Laganas is supposed to be the nuts. we're going out there on the same day! hope to see ya there, my mate unibrow would like to know what ya look like  
 

Dawn F           

Hey matt clarke and chums, theres 12 of us essex girls hitting perkes on the 26th of july. Were up for anything  u up 4 sex on the beach? im bringing a video cam just for u!! C u there loverboy! p.s. 12 of us + 25 of use = 2 girls to every lad= threesomes allround!!

Shell D           

2 leeds girls going 20th June flying from manchester for two weeks, any ideas of what it's like, supposed to be really good

Trevor W           

6 lads Phil, Dave, Baggs, Richard, Unibrow & me are hitting Laganas on the 20th June . . . anyone going at the same time feel free to get in contact . . .

 
 
trev

Laura M           

Hiya everyone,

Five geordie girls are hitting the perkes on July 31st for a week, we've heard some bad things about the hotel itself, has anyone got anything good to say about it???

Laura

xxx

Loui M           

6 welsh lads c*mmin out on the 3rd of july  for 2 weeks,ladies watch ur backs coz we r c*mmin at ya!!!!!

if ne1 of u young tasty ladies r out therethe same time email me at lou_norgans@msn.com
wink

B B           

I'm of to the perkes on the 6th of june, wondering what to expect in the way fanny? Look forward to seeing perkes so as i can leave good or bad feedback. So many mixed reports on the place, anyway dont realy care to much will be hammerd most of the time. Me + 5 lads JUNE 6TH SEE YOU THERE!!!

Lee G           

5 ladz c*min to the perkes on the 15th of july cnt f**kin wait gonna wreck the place look out 4 the elvis costume!!!! cya'z all there. the c*mbria boys

Mark P           

hi there to all you girls going out on the 7/8/05 untill 22/8/05 we r 3 lads from stockport looking for great fun out there add me mark4567@msn.com or email hope to hear from you soon

Burnley B           

Were off to Perkes, 11th July 7 Lads from sunny burnley lancs! Were up 4 olt, proper lads hol!

Give us a shout! Were the boys and the main attraction dont you worry!!!
Were proper up 4 it, see our website www.jollyboys.tk
 
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Cheryl A           

heyaa is anyone going out to zante on the 11th july? there is 8 of us geordie girlys goin out for 2 weeks . watch out for our friend vicky hehe  xxx

Amie X           

Hey Everyone... 5 Girlies From The North East Gonna Be At Perkes From 31st July for 2 Weeks... Can't Bloody Wait!!! Gona Go Wild! Any 1 Gona Be There The Same Time Let Us No xxx Cyaaa

Murphy G           

Clarky u knob............................. 

Matt C           

sorry i lied- there will be 25 geordie lads goin 2 zante - thats 3 more cocks 4 u lasses  

Lewis            

Anyone guna be there 20th-27th June  3 Leeds lads off if any 1 wants 2 meet up email me

lewis_h20@hotmail.com

Nikki B           

hey nikkis m8 kt here

i love old men xx if ur ova 30 il do ya

Nikki B           

hey guys. another chelt girl ere. very sexi and flirty. need to lose my 'v' plates on hol. i need to get rid of my flower. plese trim my garden.

add me to msn
im soooo fit xxx

Sharon D           

heya. 9 fit ladies from cheltenham goin to perkes hotel on 28th july till 5th august. cnt wait to meet all u lovely people. add me to ur msn if ya wnt liliano_87@hotmail.com or sharonduckworth@hotmail.com or nuttys**t69@hotmail.com or little_miss_giggles_me@hotmail.com. cnt wait to hear from nee fit lads who r up 4 nefin. ;

ooooo i love black c**k xx

Matt C           

zante here we come!, there'll be 22 of us geordie lads stayin at the perkes from the 24th july till the 8th of august! (yes i did say 22) we r lookin 4 a class time, get well lashsed and hope not 2 end up in jail gettin bummed off sum greek! we r up 4 drinkin competitions wit u lads and havin fun wit u girls. my hotmail adress is mattno1_sexayclark@hotmail.com. lookin 2 complete zante like we did in malia last year!  

Sophie W           

For your info!

The hotel has been renovated throughout the winter & the rooms now have air conditioning & the whole hotel has had a complete face lift!

If you want to contact the hotel the telephone/fax number is 00302695051758.

We arrive 30th June for 2 weeks - so see you out there!

Emma J           

Hey! 6 girls from near manchester goin to the perkes hotel on the 18th July for 2 weeks (another 2 gals followin us our for the second week makin it 8!!!) its gunna be amazin coz were all up for a laugh and have been lookin forward for this hol since gettin back from malia last summer! hopefully it will live up to our expectations of a crazy hol! i'm on MSN (emmajones_2005@hotmail.co.uk) if anyone has any info on places to go and stuff! cheers! Em xx

Harvey            

 
 
becky robinson 6 lads from near manchester goin perkesd hotel july 17th  add me on msn if u like genesis_77@hotmail.co.uk   i know all the good bars and stuff  

Linda W           

WE STAYED AT THE HOTEL PERKES LAST AUG 04 FOR A SHORT 3 DAY BREAK, AND ENJOYED IT SO MUCH SO. THAT WE ARE GOING BACK THIS YEAR

FOR 2 WEEKS IN AUG . WE WERE MADE VERY WELCOME BY THE FAMILY . WHO OWN AND RUN IT (  MARGARET &  HER  HUSBAND  ) (  RACHEL  &  NICK )  AND THERE BRILLIANT  BARMAN ( WOODY) THE ROOMS ARE VERY BASIC BUT CLEAN AND THE POOL BAR AND FULL SIZED SWIMMING POOL ARE GREAT,  ROLL ON AUGUST. 
 

Becky R           

were from oldham, how far is to walk from the hotel-to the clubs and beach?

Red D           

hey where are you manc girls from exactly? went perkes last summer 12 of us lads. hotel was good but its a treck away from the bars and that!!

Red D           

where u 5 manc girls from exactly? i went perkes last summer, 12 of us lads good hotel but a treck away from the strip!!!

Becky R           

There is 5 manchester gals stayin at Perkes Hotel for 2week starting on 22 july, cant wait!!!
Anyone been there before or going same time???? Any goss, were the places to and not to go???
 

Nigel B

where abouts is the perkes hotel in laganas

Dolly A           

Hi ya!

This hotel was great, n bar staff were hhhhooooooottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt stuf! Nick you fox, wanna poke you big time, lets hope you aint wearin your sandels this time, l.o.l!
All our love x x x x x x xx
p.s nick we're tracey'smates who worked in Tsilivi x

Michael            

EDINBURGH GEEZERS!!!4TH AUGUST - 18TH AUGUST!!!COME GET SOME!!!

Manc P           

hey all! 5 manchester girls off to perkes around the same time! Canni wait, hopin for sum fun n no trouble gettin lads back into our room! ha. But anyway.... any guys up for some fun goin around the same time let us know!

x

Rachael            

Hey,went to Zante last june was mint!Goin this summer the GEORDIE GIRLS 5 of us going on the 31st july to the 8th august. up for lots of fun in the sun pist all the time!!!wooo

Ryan L           

the c*mbrian lasses are minging

Emma N           

Yea we r flyin from manchester on the 5th at night wot time r u goin??

Emma N           

5 c*mbrian lasses goin 2 perkes on 5th-19th august! were up 4 sum fun! any nice lads goin then? carnt wait!! x x x

Rick M           

7 lads comin from Manchester on 15th July for 2 weeks lookin for a great time.....Hope there are loads of fit birds goin similar time.........If so email me at    totally_buzzed@hotmail.com

    Rick M

Sean M           

Look forward to seein use there glasgow grls! If any girls wnt to know bout the 9 edinburgh lads headin out on the 4th aug email us. x x x
 seanzy2@yahoo.co.uk 

Caroline C           

Hey edinburgh guyz, 5 glasgow gurlz headin out on the 11th August!!!

 
guyz beware!!!!! 

Sean M           

9 EDINBURGH LADS ALL 19 STAYIN AT THE PERKES ON THE 4TH AUGUST 2005. HOPE THERES SOME FIT GIRLS STAYIN AT THE SAME TIME THAT R UP FOR SUM FUN.
LADYZ BEWARE X X X X X X X X X X X X X

Maximillian G           

7 lads comin from  Manchester 15th to 29th july 2005. All gorgeous lukin 4 the ladies. Any goin? email me. cant wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The S           

6 Lads from Tamworth on a Stag Week heading out on the 9th June.  Anyone else staying at the Perkes???

Michael            

forget the manc lads, 6 edinburgh boys invadin the perkes hotel on the 4th of august for 2 weeks of partyin,!

El            

nice, ill look forward to it then or ill have two at once!!! get in touch u never know we might be on the same flight!
eleanor_franks1@hotmail.com
x

Danny            

to the manchester girls theres 4 fit manc lads c*min on the 12th of august so one of you will have to share giv us a shout!!!!

Dan            

Hey anyone going zante 4th july-16th? let me know, dan - rvn10hod@hotmail.com

El R           

anyone goin to the perkes theres 5 fit mancs c*min in everyway on the 12th aughust for 2 weeks and we wanna know if theres any fit lads up for some fun!!! leave a message and well get back to u...

Pauline            

I stayed at this hotel last June and had a wicked time, best holiday ever.

Dont beleive all you read on the holidays uncovered site, the hotel room is basic but hey thats all you need, what do you expect its Greece. All the staff are great and make you feel welcome and the food at the pool bar is good too!! Soo enjoy yourself, best bar has to be rescue the guys are well fit.

Sarah            

anyone going to the perkes will have a great time,we did.The barman has sexy eyes.The blonde girl who works there is nice to.Happy holidays.

Phil P           

we had a great time,the hotel staff are all cool.and the two nicks on the bar look after you

Notts/bristol L           

Hey, does anyone know how busy Zante and the Perkes hotel is at the begining of June? Cheers.

Sophie W           

Phone / Fax number for the hotel is 00302695051758 - owners are there at present but you will have to leave a message & they will get back to you.

John M           

Can someone giv us a contact number for the Perkes Hotel, cheers

Daniel W           

and ye we all so f**king fit 2!x

Daniel W           

i hope u looking forwad 2 seeing us cos we gona be there! the c*mbrian boys! xxxx

J F           

South Sale taking over from the 8th, birmingham you aint crunk...get out the club!!!

Stephen T           

hey hartelpool girls, were going on the 17th of july so im affraid weel miss some of you. not staying in same hotel i dnt think but weel be meeting up dnt worry. theres me(taler) alex mitch lilley ashly lugs n then bicker derjy and deano goin for a week(we think) but were all there for 2. instead of leaving more messages here go to the hartlepool boys post on the main laganas message board. lv ya xxx

Amie X           

Hello, Who are the hartlepool girls goin to perkes on 21st july ?? wer from hartlepool too, wer goin on 31st july 2 perkes :-)

Rach N           

hiyaaaa were goin 2 laganas on the 21st of july for 2 weeks! yey! so exited!theres guna b 10 hartlepool girls up 4 anythin if any lads r stayin in the perkes or goin at the same time get in touch! cyaaaaaaaaxxx

Sharon D           

hey its chelt girls here. soz bout comments b4 my m8 nikki gets a lil excited!! ne1 goint 2 perkes or zante....add me to ur msn at sharonduckworth@hotmail.com or nikki_waz_ere@hotmail.com...be good to hear from sum other people (esp fit lads) who r goin 4 a wkd time like me and my m8s xxx

Patrick B           

6 lads goin lags on 17th if any of u laddies wanna hook up with us holla at me ruffryderharvey@hotmail.com

Nikki B           

heya. 9 fit girls from chelt c*min to perkes on 28th july. hope u c*mbria lads r still there...or ne other fit lads that r up 4 nefin!!! watch out 4 nikki she loves to get naked ands really loud..oh and sharon

Nikki B           

hey all ya fit lads from c*mbria. me and my m8s r goin to perkes on the 28th july. hope ur still there coz love to hhok up. i love to get naked i love oral pleasures we will do anything u want...... ps we r all so f**kin fit...

Daniel W           

hello all. me and 6 other lads r going to laganas on the 15th july all young fit and single if any ladies wana huck-up then e-mail at thatswhatitsmadefor@msn.com where all frm c*mbria 2! look forwad 2 seeing every1 xxxxx

Patrick B

r the clubs any good here and can u get any girls back in your hotel room without any miver

Steve A           

Any girls goin here on 17th july from macclesfield or near this area there is 6 macc lads between 21 and 24 yrs of age goin all single looking for fun

Sarah X

is the perkes seriously as bad as it sounds on www.holidaysuncovered.com ??

Leeds L

when is the first flights to zante and how much is it just for a flight?

Leeds L           

the perkes is sweet,12 of me and the lads stayed there last year and had a top time.if we go back to zante then we would book the hotel direct with the perkes for sure.if you dont take the p**s then they look after you big time.aussie nick and family who own it are great and the barman nick is a good laugh.
make sure you go to the strip bar next door,25 euros a dance but well worth it!!!!

Northern L           

Hiya!! We're Off 2 Laganas on 31st July This Year! any one else gna be there at the same time?? there 5 of us n wer lookin for a laff... get in touch xxx

?????            

hotel is cool and we would stay there again.COS
1/Nick the barman is a good laugh,and fit as f**k!!!!!.
2/top breakfast(only 3euro)
3/new movie's to watch everynite.
4/Cocktails rock!!

Manc_girls            

to the manc lads... we are deffo up for sum fun! And thanks for the info. Hope to see you there!!!

Red            

to the manc girls,the beach is 20 mins away and same for bars.We are 4 manc lads going the same week!we hope you girls are up for some fun,we are!!!!!!!!!!!!

Manc _           

by the way can i just say check out holidaysuncovered.co.uk s**t! seems like a bit of a s**t hole with only one rating out of 30 saying excellent. oh well wont be spendin much time in the room anyway! but if ur off to perkes check it out.

Eleanor F           

hey, 7 manc girls off to laganas on the 12th of august. We were wonderin of any fit guys were off there? Oh and how far to the beach and bars??? cheers x

Polly            

The hotel is o.k,and the barmen who work there are sexy,So the views always nice!.they do make the hotel better!!shame my hubby was there.
good fun but basic.

Notts/bristol L           

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Eddie A           

we found the hotel just fine,its no 5 star but you don't pay 5 star prices do you.The only thing is it is a good walk from the beach but aroun 6 euro's in a taxi.The hotel pool is loud but they have a second pool with slides thats not so busy next door.
The barman nick (the smaller one of the nicks)is a true gent and good fun and ask him for the best places to go visit.
shame he's a spurs fan.
Food is very good drinks are good price and the big nick and his wife work hard to keep people happy.

Joe            

We had a great time at the hotel,the rooms are clean,food is great and the family who own it are spot on.If your going there thinking you will run wild and trash the place,trust me you will be a dead man walking!!the aussie Nick dont take any crap,look out for his gun!!!
The pool areais one of the best I seen in zante,clean,music playing and beer in cold glass's.happy days!!!

Bath B           

are there any girls going to the perkes this year,let us know who you are!!!

Red D           

all the lads who are going to zante this summer the only action you will get is from lads. its a c**k fest in laganas!!!!!!!
hotel is nice tho all the strippers from naughty girls next door live in the perkes great stuff!!! nikalita is a legend!bit of a trek to the strip aswell.

Frankie J           

We really did have a great time,the hotel was nice and the staff are second to none.the family were great and sorted everything for us and always were friendly.we always started at the bar and ended up at the bar every nite pretty much,just coz its cheap,clean and the barman nick was such a good crack and good fun with the kids(even if he is a bad loser at pool).the hotel is a walk from the bars but thats a good thing and only 5 euro's in a cab.

Helen A           

the hotel is fine,but dont think its any hilton!!!and to be honest its the people that stay there that ruin it and make you wish your not a scot!!(its not hard to say please)the family who own the hotel are very nice and will try to help as much they can.The pool is very clean,and the bar staff are great fun too,apart from when people are rude to them!!!!it is very far from the beach and will take 20mins to walk it plus there are no street lights along the road(do be carefull)the big problen is sunset and the rep Helena was a pain in the ass,so fake and in your face.

Kate S           

Wow, what a holiday!!!
the hotel was well cool,it may be basic but the u.k nick and oz nick make the holiday,(but nick stop playing Elvis all day)oh and u.k nick is very easy on the eye!!The food and drinks are so cheap and such a good standard.If you go next summer then say hi to all the staff from me,and if you don't have a good time then go get a life!!!!!!

John F           

we had a great time at the perkes,they really do put on a good show.the family who own the hotel are fab,and the two nick's are well funny(watch out for the boxing)behind the bar.little nick remember joany loves chachy!!!!the food is so good and try one of the green cocktails with the cream.stay away from black sambuca.(it's evil).

Tristan M           

6 up for it Lads from Notts and Bristol going to the Perkes on 6th June. Looking to meet up with a cracking group of ladies to make the holiday an even better laugh. Whos gonna be there?

Daniel B           

hey wer off 2 perkes wanna wats it like down there? a full week off sun sea n ladies!! any 1 got sum info?

Chief L           

14 bristol boys heading out to the perkes on the 30th june, how much does a beer cost out their? whats the hotel like? how far to all the bars/clubs? cant wait, pissed for a week. happy days.

Gdhfs G           

WoO WOo! About 15 Dirty South Sale lads headin to zante 8th of july............. JD'S a GIMP!

Chris G           

heya 2 the girls going on the 7th july.... theres 11 lads here from the west midlands goin on the exact same day from birmingham, email me at chris_growing@msn.com if u wna get in touch.

Anyone know if cherry bay is good ?

Caroline C           

hye guyz just one more question!!! can ne one tell me is it a real trek to the strip from here cos me an ma laydees r pretty lazy !!

Amie B           

Hiyaaa! Me N My Girls R Goin 2 The perkes Hotel on July 31st This year. Never Been 2 Zante Before So Wanting 2 No What Its Like Or If Anyone is Gonna Be There The Same Time As Us :-) sugarn_sweet@hotmail.com please please get in touch xxx

Jollyboys 0           

were goin laganas in july 2005 want to know wat the birds and beer r like any info email me cheeerrrrsssssssssssssssssssssssssss
chi_ppy13@hotmail.com
gonna get f**king ratted !!!!!!!!!!!

Zante G

Hi to the lads who said they are goin on the 11th july 2005, 13 girls goin on the 7th! sorry we cant give u any recommendations 4 bars or anythin cuz we aint been b4! but wen u come on the 11th i'm sure we wud of done our crawl of the bars so we'll let u know! xx

Jolly B

From Sam the jollyboys he just didnt like disclosing his email:
its samswindells88@hotmail.com

Jolly B

We are off on a lads holiday, in July(11th)
Any reccomendations coz were up 4 a party!
Any good bars etc....
Giv us a shout lowerhousecc@hotmail.com
Thanks Jollyboys(from burnley lancs)

Joe A           

We were a young couple who stayed at Perkes from 26th August for two weeks. All the staff were really nice, Nick and Woody were a great laugh and made our stay really funny and memorable by having Quiz nights and drinking compititions!! Nick, Rachel and all the family who own Perkes were really lovely and worked really hard to keep all guests happy. The food at the hotel was fantastic and the rooms were really well kept.

Zante was a really good mixture of people with loads of young groups and couples of different ages.We really recomend the boat trip around the island and we recommend the Jeep safari, and a trip to st. Nicholas beach is definately worthwhile for watersports.The Nightlife in laganas is really good and the restuarants have fantastic food.

We would definately go back to Laganas and would stay at the perkes again. It was a very enjoyable holiday, perfect for young or older couples or groups.

Eleanor &           

hotel was basic but clean. breakfask was limited but the full english was good value. people were friendly and the site was good

Sophie W           

The Hotel is one of the best i have ever stayed in & have stayed there 5 times to date & have booked already for next year. The staff there are so helpful & the owners Rachel & Nick are second to none. Taxi in to the main town is 5 Euros or a 20 minute walk - it's a great location set out of the hustle & bustle of the main strip. Yes it's basic but from experiences of visiting all the Greek Islands it's the same everywhere. Breakfast is continental bread, cheese jam tea or coffee but you can have cooked at a very reasonable price - all the food here is excellent & highly recommended. This is a friendly family run hotel that the locals & workers all use for food & swimming etc - now that speaks for itself - it's reputation in Laganans is the best. Can't wait til July next year when i'll be there for my 6th time.

Pinny & Mike           

This hotel is miles away from everything. We wouldn't go back again. The breakfast is not worth getting up for. (although they do sell quite a nice English Breakfast for 3 Euros beside the pool). There is rarely anyone on reception so it's not always easy to get taxis, and when you ask at the pool bar, they refuse. We had my elderly parents with us, and spent 20 mins trying to flag down a taxi! We only spent 3 days here, then moved to another accomodation closer to the resort and beach, for the rest of our week. Hotel is VERY basic, and bathroom floor floods continually. Only go to this hotel, if you can't get booked anywhere else. (and we have been travelling to Greece for over 20 years - the past 5 years we have had at least one holiday a year at Laganas - and this hotel is extremely basic). We had a 12 year old, and a 13 year old with us, and both of them cut themselves on glass in the swimming pool, which wasn't very clean either. They advertised films on the big board by the pool. We returned early one evening (by taxi!) for the girls to see a film, only to be told that it had been shown the night before - the board just hadn't been changed. It was like that for 3 days!
If you don't mind walking for miles, or can afford taxis all the time (we were a family of 9 - 3 taxis, costing about 75 Euros a day!) then by all means stay here, otherwise we would advis staying closer to the resort.

Sarah F

another question does anyone know Woodys real name.

Sarah F

I was wondering if you would be able to tell me if you will have any job vacancies available at the start of july, i know it is late but i dont stop college till june and would really like to come over and work in Greece

Jessie B           

In all honesty, despite the good hospitality by the staff at the hotel this was most certainly one of the worst holidays I have ever had. I'm not exactly old myself but the place was swarming with 18 year olds on their first holiday (you know what to expect from this right?). I was kept awake all the way through each night with extremely loud rap music from the next room and the echoing sound of doors slamming down the corridor and the floor below which literally shook the room.

I had booked a triple room at Perkes but ended up with a double room consisting of two single beds. Eventually they brought us a camp bed which was slotted in the middle making the whole week very uncomfortable as there wasn't enough room to swing a cat. We were literally tripping over each other constantly.

The plus sides were that there were very few bugs managing to find their way into the room and the hospitality from the bar staff was good.

If you're looking for loud and rowdy, this is the holiday destination for you, but just beware if this isn't your scene.

Phil D           

place was basic, no fridges, about a good 20mins walk from main strip, crap pool table, annoying cleaners.

other than that great place 2 stay!

Matt W           

mr nick prior how u doin mate!!! its matt here. nice to see u keep in contact with ur best mate.... this was the only way i could get in contact dont av any more of ur numbers. give me a call,07944917099 asap i want to know what ur doin 4 winter kid. if anyone is going to the perkes soon can u pass this message on to my mate nick the bar man as he's usless at keepin in contact!!!

Pamela Q           

just came back on friday morning
anyone whom goes to this hotel in the high season can only expect that there are going to put up with young people enjoying them selfs
this is normal for any accomadation
if you are a couple or a family or just don't want any disturbances
then go early in the season or late in the season
i and my friend whom is disabled had a wonderfull time and the staff at this hotel deserved a award for the most outstanding customer service i have ever had at any hotel anywhere
this is the very best we have ever received
nick and racheal are a excellent example to the other more commercial
hotel of how to run a hotel and excellent customer services
nicks mum is a total saint and is the hardest working mum i have ever
had the previlage to meet
so in finnishing my review anyone whom has had the cheek to complain is either a snob or just plain stupid or was just to drunk to appreachate the quality of the staff or the hotel

Lindsay C           

i stayed at this hotel because my friend stayed here in june (when the fottie was on) and had a great time. well, i had a fantastic time when we came out in september. the room was plenty, what more do you need on holiday than a clean, comfortable bed and a working shower? good food was served, with cold beer/cider in frozen glasses, hmmmmm.
nick, rachel, talia and baby tom- what a lovely family. so friendly and welcoming. barman nick is such a comedian!!! and, i hope vasili plays with other girls toes, or is it just me?(HA HA)
this is great place dont listen to the bad reports- who are they kidding? complex pools are always a little bit 'scummy' (as you all call it!). the 3rd bed in any 2bed room is always a camp bed- how else would you fit a 3rd bed in the room, and still have space to move? AND its greece, this is a Country where you cant put your paper down the tiolet- because the drains cant take it, what do you expect the Hilton? come on, where's your adventure- your on holiday!!!
The Loud, Repetitive Welsh Girl xxx
(hi to all who stayed for wk 9-16/9/04)

Linzi C           

helllloooo all who have stayed at perkes hotel, me(linz), catherine and becky from wakefield stayed their aug 20 - sept 3 top holiday top hotel top people top place missin it all back in dreary yorkshire. big hello to woody from hemsworth bird (posh end) dont forget that bit ha ha. most welcoming, fun place iv ever stayed whoever knocks it needs a reality check. big high to the 6 manc lads yes you were bloody noisy ha ha you kept becky up he he hi to everyone else we met loved every min. get in touch for a reminisce( cant spell thet ha) linnerz2004@yahoo.co.uk xxxxx

Carol M           

Woody, we missed you by ten days mate. Mirryn was gutted, because she was going to ask you to marry her. Well she is only three. Susan has our address and e-mail so get in touch. Anyway got home on the 20th after a very long relaxing week by the pool. People, if you don't like the scum round the edge, wash your oil off before you get in, save Vasili the bother of having to go round with the scrubbing brush every day, he has enough to do already. Rach, Nick, Talia and Baby Tom, you made us feel at home again, and Mirryn sends love to Carol, Margaret, Robert and Papu (her new grannies and grampas). Oh and Nick Prior my little Cherub........nice keeker!

Mrs E           

those of you who commented on my comments about the pool and our gold. well i have travelled all around the world and have never experienced anything like this myself, the gold for a start we lost was bought from a reputable retailer not a kinder egg!. we returned to laganas as we keep in touch with a greek family and when i mentioned to him about the gold he put some chlorine in a bowl and 1 of the broken chains, when we went to see him the next day the chain was just a streek of green in the bottom, yes and i call it WEIRD AND MAYBE A COINCIDENCE as i had already said. you may like the hotel but we didnt and was not slandering anybody, its everybody to there own eh.and no you could not fault the staff and we did enjoy ourselves despite this, but everybodies allowed their opinion.

Abbie            

i have to agree, nothing wrong with the perkes, ive said it before and i'll say it again do you people not read up on something before you book???mr bed theif it tells you in the brochure there is no air con and the 3rd bed in most hotels is a put up one! you great turd! also i went in the pool loads, none of my gold melted and my clothes certainly didn't change colour.its a lovely friendly place to stay. its just basic. also i have to agree with you ceri, nick is lovely, me thinks the lads slagging him off may be having a wee b***hy moment. he's friendly and down to earth..even if he did play sad songs as we were about to leave to make us cry!

Ceri W           

hey all
just got back from a week at Perkes and loved it! those considering going out there should not listen to those negative comments on here (gold melting?!?! please!!!) the pool was fine, all be it a bit cold, but then you get over that after being in it for two minutes. and as for the scum around the edges, everytime i was around the pool, the edges were being cleaned by the little greek dude (sorry, cant remember his name!) nick and rachael are lovely, and baby tom is gorgeous!!! he has a mohawk at two months old! the atmosphere to the place is fantastic, really friendly, and we definitely plan to go back next year.
i was nearly put off by some of the comments i read on here, but i'm glad i didnt listen, one of my best holidays yet!
Oh and Nick the barman, despite what a lot of people think, he's not too bad. maybe see how that percentage of mine is dong next year Nick?
Ceri with a C x and Vicky Victoria x

Stephen R           

Spent two weeks at the perkes. 1st hol with my mates and without my parents! Very disappointed! Got what seemed to be the only room without air-conditioning. The third bed in the room was a camp bed and really not suitable for an 18 yr old! Saw an empty room with a decent bed in it exchanged it and was told we would be kicked out if we didn't put it back. The ice at the bar was made from home made water and resulted in most of us getting 'lets spend the holiday on the toilet'! I totally agree with the lady who said her family's gold started disolving....all my underwear and swimming shorts changed colour...pure white turned brown and black turned brown as well (all worn under swim shorts)!! Great resort but would not go back to perkes!!

Jane M           

I think this message is written in reply to mrs eckersley??? What on earth are u going on about? If your (gold) bracelet actually rotted away from the chemicals in the pool then dont u think that the chemicals in the pool would have somehow also melted the skin off your bones??? to melt gold it has to be at an extraordinary high temperature and i doubt very much that chemicals in a swimming pool could melt your (so-called gold off) maybe u should take your bracelets and earrings back to your jeweller(or kinder egg retailer) and ask for a refund. When ive stayed at the perkes on quite a few previous occasions ive never found any problems with the hotel or pool and maybe if people started to shower before they got in the pool there wouldnt be scum around the edges of the pool as all this is is the suntan oil from peoples body. If youre off there youll have a great time if u dont listen to some of the pathetic, slanderous comments that get left on these message boards

Michelle G           

hi woody,how are things? its 1 of the michelles from the 2 shells(the younger one ha ha!) hows it going there? i know we've been back for a while but we havn't forgot the place. i'd just like to say this hotel is great to stay at, the people are friendly and it is clean, no probs atall. its not that far from main strip bout 10mins, it gives u bit of exercise to work of the booze! ive been coming to laganas for a while now and i cant say a bad word about it so anyone who is going you'll enjoy it have a good hol!!!!(JEALOUS)

Mark F           

Hey people its the Manchester lads who left on Friday! Loved Zante was a great holiday, the hotel was sweet...sorry about the noise at night to all you old folk! Also owners check the Fire extinguisher outside room 3 coz someone...cough cough let it off!!! (not the people in room 3 though)Anyway..swiftly moving on! Woody, Andy found out when he got back that Feta wasn't cat's milk..hahhahaha was so fricking funny! Took 2 weeks poor sod! Hope you got back ok though Speyros, all the people we met were quality! You no who we were so get in touch (gi_frain@hotmail.com) Yiizooo...pic placed of us!

Stacey            

hey woody! remember stacey, gemma & donna who came in june???? crab paste!!!! huuuh, u minge teasin b*****d!!! well thought we'd let ya no how we are.... gemma's now livin in tenerife 4 a while, but me n donna are still up 2 our usual antics at home!!! can't say i've slept wiv any reps lately though! we're definitely gonna be back next year so watch out perkes, here we come!!!! oh and make sure u reply.
p.s. i don't have a smelly minge!

Very D           

got back from perkes this weekend, wow what a dissapointment. was the forth time going to laganas and got to say the worst.we dont normally complain when on holiday because you dont expect get the luxuries that you get at home but you do expect a decent bed to sleep in. what we got was a camp bed that must have dated back to world war 2 for my 13yr old, who is 5 feet six to sleep on and a mattress that resembled a sack of potatoes for my husband and myself. the pool was by far the worst we have ever been in, we have travelled all over europe and never been in a pool that has scum round the edges and that made gold disintigrate. within a day of being there my sisters ankle bracelet just fell off when in the pool, well you put it down to wear and tear, but just a few hours later my daughters gold earrings fell apart and as she passed them to me her gold chain fell off her neck. i told her to take the other off and as she did that broke into 8 bits. my sister took hers off and hers broke too!weird eh! well you can say it was coincidence but i believe it had something to do with the pool. i did complain to the owner and rep and was told it had nothing to do with the pool or the ammount of chlorine as it was checked regular and was one of the cleanest pools in lagana,and they swam in it, but as mentioned earlier we were back for the forth time and by far it isnt. not good enough! my sister had to report her toilet seat and door broken when we first arrived, it finally got mended 2 days later and the door broke again the next day. besides all this we did have a good holiday and the most of the staff were very friendly.

Leanne,sarah,marie &           

we 4 romford girls have not long been back from zante & miss it already! we had a great time staying at perkes & would recomend it. (even though it was a tad to far from the clubs for us lazy girls to walk!) just a little hi to woody & your side kick, im sure you wont forget us in a hurry! xx

Abbie            

The people who have moaned about this hotel and area - did you not read up on it before you booked, no offence but what did you expect!! There are some lovely areas of Zante there's not just Laganas as a resort.

Married C           

Glad to be back home after two weeks in Zante. We feel that we have to tell people the truth about the resort of Laganas. It is not for families or couples at all!!!! It is mainly an 18 - 30 place with loads of bars and teenagers absolutely everywhere.
The owners of the Perkes are lovely people but we were kept awake until 4 - 6 am every morning because of groups of girls and lads banging doors, playing music and shouting! The walls are very thin and you can hear everything, the rooms are very basic as is the breakfast of bread, cheese and ham. The same every morning if you can get up from lack of sleep!! It takes about 5 mins to the nearest telephone and shop and about 20 - 25 mins to walk to the beach. The only saving grace is that the beach is lovely and the greeks are very friendly and Zante Town and the blue caves are worth a visit. We have to honestly say that we won't be going back to Zante in a hurry!! Oh and the airport is like a bus station it's that small!!!!! Anyway if you've already booked I hope you have a better holiday thatn us, if you haven't i wouldn't bother!!

Whoops U           

hi, i stayed at the perkes between the 29th july and 6th of aug. i met a few lads from salford and i just thought i should let you know i got tested when i got home and the doctor has found out i have syphillis. apparantly side effects include acting like a t**t and leaving crap messages on message boards. i just thought i should let you know because i slept with most of you! perkes rocks.

Chris M           

alright woody hows things hope u remember us happy birthday mate u old get take it easy from grafter

Alison K           

Happy birthday for the 21st woody mate
Love alison and kerry x

Woody            

howdy guys woody from the perkes here. dont no who those immature people who have commented on my speech problem are but if i find out half of yorkshire/salford will be after them! lookin forward to seein everyone who is coming to the perkes. but boys be careful
" 4 year go 8 girls 1 boy"
"now 4 boys ta 1 gal"

Barry F           

just one down point in the perkes had to walk five mins to a phone and i had to fone my sarah 19 times a day a spend 1300 euros on the fone. do the dentist chair in wild coyote i cudnt cos i was always ill!(thats what my mates thought anyway). if ur goin ask woody the boys to girls ratio! guarentees a giggle.

Tom B           

hi just got back from laganas and it was super duper!
if anyone finds a really cool brown burtons shoe with no lace in(left foot) could they let me no.please.
p.s. respect to 2 euro Woody!

Phil S           

ITS ABOUT A TEN / FIFTEEN MINUTE WALK YOU COME OUT OF THE PERKES HOTEL TURN LEFT AND ITS JUST A STRAIGHT ROAD TO THE BARS, TO BE HONEST MOST OF THE GIRLS WERE GETTING TAXIS WHICH THE BAR STAFF AT THE HOTEL WILL ORDER FOR YOU. TAXIS COST FIVE EUROS APPROX
HAVE A GOOD TIME

Pinny & Mike

We are a family group travelling to this hotel soon. Can anyone tell us exactly where in Laganas this hotel is? Do you keep going straight up the main strip?, or turn right along the Kalamaki Road? What sort of breakfast do you get? Are there kettles in the rooms? Do all rooms have a pool view? Thanks!

Ceri W           

hey phil
thanks for that, its just i've seen so many different opinions, i was starting to get worried. me and one of my girls are heading out to zante on a last minute deal, for a week on the 6th september. went last year, but couldnt stay in the same place we did then. o other questions i dont think, i heard its quite far out though, not best for two girsl to walk back from the bars and clubs?

Phil S           

hello
Honest opinion
we were a group of lads got back on the 10th the hotel was very clean maids came around daily and cleaned the hotel staff are very polite and helpfull the hotel bar and food supplied was very good.
pool was a lovely size weather was great walking distance from the night life or a very cheap taxi ride away.
the hotel was a nice mix of groups of lads and girls/ couples even a few families were staying there, youi have to hire a fan and safe box but are quite cheap.
the only complaint we had was that the continental breakfast supplied was not great and we only had it the once how long are you going for any other questions?

Ceri W

Ok, just booked to stay here the 6th september. been readng various reviews, and they are very mixed to be honest! any honest opinions out there for me? what are the rooms like?

Graeme G           

Heading out on 19th Aug with pal, much drink to be consumed on arrival as its me birthday! Easy to spot Scots, recognisable by milk bottle white tan on 1st day, and by deep sea lobster on day 2/evening of day 1..(timing yet to be confirmed)!Cheers all

Mark F           

Ok people, one week today til the big day! Can't wait now! There are 6 lads from Manchester going out on the 19th August till the 3rd sept! Any ladies on here who are going would love to here from ya! My email is gi_frain@hotmail.com see ya'll soon!

Sophie W           

Ceri, I wouldn't advise walking in & out of town at night-time - taxi's hardly cost a thing - and it's better to be safe than sorry - been to Laganas 4 times now & every year hear something bad about re young girls & the Greek men - don't let this put you off just stick together & get cabs!

Tom M           

HEY EVERYONE, WE CAME BACK FROM PERKES ON SUNDAY, THE LADS AND LADIES FROM LONDON AND ESSEX..HAD A GREAT TIME, QUITE YOUNG OUT THERE BUT HOTEL WAS EXCELLENT AND THE STAFF..WOODY, NICK, RACHEAL AND DEAD FEET.

HULL BOYS GOT LUCKY THIS TIME...I SCORED THOUGH SO IM HAPPY!

ANY IDEAS ON DESTINATION FOR NEXT YEAR?

Ceri W

Just wondering, how long does it take to walk from the hotel to the main bars? do you think it's a safe walk for two girls walking to and from at whatever hour we decide to get in?!

Chris M           

this place is awsome food is excellent pie chips beans and gravy rooms r ok all the staff r great woody the best barman in zante nic not so good {p***k} bit of a walk but so what lap dancing club next door cant go wrong with that everybody gets on with each other some great girls where there while the 7 lads from hull where there 22nd -4th 8 - 2 to the hull boys have a good 1 all that visit this hotel say hi to woody from grafter thanks

Alison K           

Hello perkes,
This is one of the best places to stay everyone is great we would like to say a big thank you to Rachel, Big nick, nick and our mate woody your a star!
Me and kerry would love to come back and see you all!
This is the best hotel in zante and if you dont enjoy yourself then there is something wrong with you!

Manda L           

Hey everyone
Manda here from London! Any of you guys who just got back remember us? We had a very wet and wild time! If you know what I mean!

Adam H           

the lads from hull enjoyed our stay at the perkes. although it was a bit of a trek to the main bars and clubs, the hotel itself was spot on! the pool was always buzzing during the day, the owners rachel and nic were excellent hosts, the food was also very good.

the perkes hotel also employed the best barman in zante. 'woody' was a top bloke and he was from yorkshire which is a bonus. i'm afraid we can't say the same about the other barman though. 'nick' was a bit stuck up his own a**e sometimes. he also thought he was a ladies man but we got told he was no good in bed! he also can't play football very well. us hull boys stuffed a bunch of lads from down south (including nick) 8-2.

overall our stay at the perkes was excellent and highly recommend it, if you are not bothered about been out of the way of the main part of laganas.

thanks rachel, nic and co for a fab holiday!!

hull boys - july / august 2004

Sophie W           

Hi Paul - crazy Alan isn't there this year - sorry!!! Woody is back there & Nick the rep from last year also works there now - Bianca is also still working there too. Have a cool time - was there in June & back in Sept - can't wait!

Paul M           

me and my mate pricey went last year in june what a laugh ,and are going back on 15 aug 04, but there 5 of us this so watch out ladies . is that crazy alan still there who worked behind the bar at night what a joker ... right laugh.if he is cant wait to get him a beer in.

Sophie W           

Anyone going to be at Perkes 3rd Sept?

Dana M           

Hey got back from zante 16th July. Had a fantastic time, people we met were great.

Would definately recommend the Perkes, absolutely fantastic.

Will definately be going bk nxt year!!!!!

Clair & Charley!!!           

We've added a picture by the way!!

Clair & Charley!!!           

hiya!!! 11 stourbridges girls got bk from zante on the 19th july, we all stayed at perkes and had a fab time!!!!!!!all the staff are great ppl- woody makes gorgeous fruity cocktails by the way girls!!!and nick's "after eight" is pretty special too!!!

woody & nick (ex boy band memebers by the way!) make everyone feel welcome, just be wary of their little stories!!!- what was your band called again nick?street spirit or somethin!!??hehe!!

oh yeah definately have a full english at perkes!!they're well nice!!

anyway we all had a fantastic time and would definately recommend it to anyone who's thinkin of goin!!!

charley, clair & the rest of the girls!! xxx

Rachel            

Hi everyone, just got back from Laganas today, wish i was still there! Had a brill time, weather was great and everyone is really friendly! Met some really nice people! Hope you all have a great time, like i did!

Alison K           

hello everyone we are 3 london girls staying here on the 30th july,
need help to get my mate party off to a swing on the 1st aug any lads able to help with her tasks you might find it rewarding.
also jamie is on the hunt for fit lads to help make her holiday go with a bang!!!!!!!! email me on this address and let me know.
alisonkelly2@hotmail.com

Abbie            

Hi Sam, I went to Perkes last year with one friend and came back with loads. I definately think its a safe and friendly place for a girl to go by herself, if I wanted to travel alone it would be my 1st choice. Nick and Rachel will make you feel so welcome and when we went there we made friends with such a good group of people . My other friend has been there 3 times now and said its always the same. So id go for it, I don't think you'll be alone for long. Only thing I would suggest is don't go out by yourself at night, the Greek men are not to be trusted!

Craig T           

Just come back from 2 weeks at the Perkes and would thoroughly recommend it. Intend going back next year.
P.s Nick, the blues were so lucky.

London            

allo lads!!! 8 single birds from london goin on the 22nd of july all single fit and definatly up for it!!! trust me you wont miss us, were staying at perkes by the way get ready and get you score boards out

manda

Sam R

I am travelling to Laganas end of July, on my own. Would you recommend this hotel for a single girl?

Manc D           

Big crowd of us Manchester lads arriving on 30th July and groups of fit girls fancy keeping us company!!

Gareth H

does anyone know the contact info for the hotel (perkes)
Thanks

Lucy            

Hey all you guys. If you are going to stay @ the perkes it is wicked . The pool is class , tunes all day good films wicked food etc.
Woods if your reading this hello !
i miss ya

xxxx

Chris            

Hey All

I will be trekin to Zante… 20th aug. 20 M Essex, Me mates already booked, there in a hotel down the road… me own fault for booking late! Any ladies fancy keeping me company (when im there) ?

Lets hope this Place Lives up to its Rep.
Anyone else gonna be there? u will know who i am within the day (p*ss head)lol

Kat U           

it wont let me attach me pics arrrggghhh ses they too big. Woody if u ever check this lol ive got the pic of your cocktail n a nice one of you n nick together so email me n al send it to ya that way.

And to the boys from Slough I have a couple of you lot too if any of u want a copy

Kat x (peachyprincess69@hotmail.com)

Kat U           

Ello, its Kat from hartlepool, just got back from the Perkes hotel 5th july and i definately want to go back at some time again just not end of june/beginning of july, i almost melted. Id never been abroad before n i think it was a little much for my pure white skin to handle hehe. Came back with some good memories, some bad. The hotel was a bit too far walkin distance to the nightlife for me tho i am a lazy you know what lol. could always get taxi down for 5 euros tho so happy days :)

Although some people may think the hotel rooms are a bit small n not up to scratch they did it for me, was jst what ya want sumwher to kip n get out of the sun. However, if u ever get room 20 n the bed on the left hand side dont expect much kip. me bed was rubbish, a fell thro it on the last night n it wasnt off doin naughty things a was turnin over in me sleep n bang thro a went lol

Its defs the people that make the hotel, both staff (especially woody n nick) and the other guests, everyone is dead friendly. al be attachin some foties soon of the barmen n a few people we met out there very soon. Anyone who was out there when i was n wants to keep in touch me email addy is peachyprincess69@hotmail.com

Hope everyone goin has a fab time!
Kat x

Mike M           

Hello All - there are five of us lads going from Manchester on 22nd July and hoping to meet alot of ladies so if your not already going then get a cancellation quick!!

Tom M           

bad news folks...thunder and lightning predicted for the start of august for a couple of weeks..bring your umbrellas

Tom M           

Hi everyone- look out boys and girls from the 25 of july for two weeks- here we come....a group of boys and girls from essex and london are coming to perkes. its going to be great..lookout for our arnie lookalike, moonhead..and the ugliest bloke u will ever see...james 'troll boy' doncaster. any ladies wanna meet up with us lads?....ages around 22--give or take 5 years.

Twist N           

hey boys brum! were heading out on the 8th of july, send us a pic to kate_sawyer1@hotmail.com and we might return the favour!!!

Karlie B           

I AM GOING TO PERKES HOTEL ON SUNDAY 11TH JULY. IAM GOING WITH MY MUM AND DAD. I AM AGED 11YRS ARE ANY MORE CHILDREN AROUND MY AGE GOING TO BE THERE AT THE SAME TIME.

Mark F           

If any ladies are going and want to meet up with 5 guys from Manchester going out August 20th let me know gi_frain@hotmail.com

A B           

Three Essex boys going To the Perkes 15-22nd July aged 21-22-22. Any fit youing ladies up for a bit of fun and there at the same time Email mr cmscc_uk@yahoo.co.uk. Can't wait

Michelle S           

me again if any1 is gonna b there the same time n want to meet up email me @ chel365@msn.com before sunday...thank you please

Michelle S           

Me and my mate are ariving on th 21st of june for 2wks nvr been before! any1 up for a laugh and wanna show us around 2 fit birds fae scotland...18 and 20...

Mark F           

Hey people, not been yet.... will update my thoughts when i get back! Looks good though!
Five Lads from Manchester going on August 21st... looking forward to it!!!

George K           

3 NORTH LONDON BOYS HEADING OUT TO THE PERKES HOTEL
ON THE 1ST JULY,

will be there for two weeks - HEY WATFORD GIRLS, if you wanna meet up b4 we go we are very close, we used to go to destineys nightclub, drop an email G60RGE@HOTMAIL.COM or just send us ur pics (our pic available on request cos know how to upload)

all 3 of us supermen (you will see wot i mean!) are 22 and are gonna make u girls go wild !!!!!

Richard T           

Not been before but me and two mates from Sheffield are coming on Sunday 27th of June until Sunday 5th of July so if any ladies fancy meeting up it would be gr8. you can contact me by emailing me on richtingle@hotmail.com.

Kurtis M           

alrite if sam and kim are goin bk out this yr email, im c*min bk end of june. my email ad is 64386@llandrillo.ac.uk.

Watford G           

12 of us girls r going perkes on the 8th -22nd ! does ne1 know if they hire out quad bikes coz they did in Malia???

Rachel            

hi everyone,
three northern lasses staying at the perkes from the 8th July for 2 weeks! Up for a lot of laughs! C u all soon!

Rik A           

June 6th till 20th. Huzaa!

Anyone else gonna be there then?

Sophie W           

Hi Rik, I'm afraid to say that the Perkes don't hire out fridges - the pool side bar is open all day & very reasonably priced though with cold beer flowing all day long!!! When in June you out there?

Rik A           

Me and the lads are booked in for two weeks in june.

All anyone seems to think about looking at the comments is sex. Honestly, I think its disgusting.

Seriously though, can you hire fridges? I hate warm beer.

Sophie W           

Hi people -arrive at Perkes on 8th June - the countdown has begun - been there 3 times - the place is great! See you all soon..........

Rob            

Hey ppl, there are 2 of us lads from Yorkshire going to Perkes on the 8th, meeting up with another 20 lads all 18-20. Lookin forward to plenty of southern talent!!

Andy 2           

Hey, 9 Essex lads going out 29th July for 2 weeks and looking to hook up with some young ladies who are up for a bit of fun. Fit the requirements? You know where to go!

Angela C           

Hey Party People

Three single Nottingham brunettes staying at Perkes on 1st July for 2 weeks. Looking forward to drunken antics and partying all night, every night.

Looking forward to seeing everyone soon

Yorkshire L           

alrite people, 12 lads from yorkshire, near leeds, c*ming to the perkes hotel on the 9th july for 2 weeks, ages 18 - 21! where you 3 girls from in yorkshire? any hot ladies looking for some cheeky action? we're your men! see you all soon!

the yorkshire lads.

Phil D           

Hello fellow party makers.
14 lads going to Zante on the 1st of July. NE Laydeez Going?
wot are the apartments like for 21 yr olds
Write back with your comments and experiences or E.Mail me on phildonlon@hotmail.com

Janie A           

Three fit girlies from Yorkshire going to the Perkes Hotel on 8 July for seven days! Get ready!!!

Paul T           

it was our first holiday abroad .the staff at perkes hotel made our holiday .nothing was to much trouble for them .we would like to thank them all and hope to see them soon .woody and nic cheers mate geordie

Natt, M           

8 SINGLE gals all from London going to Perkes, on 22nd July for 2 weeks. Cant friggin wait! Watch out lads 2 weeks of blonde gals with dd tits in your face at the poolside! *****(NO DOGS INCLUDED)*****

Christina W           

HELLO 5 GIRLS (19/20) FROM ESSEX GOING TO THE PERKES HOTEL ON THE 29TH JULY FOR A FORTNIGHT UP FOR FUN. WENT THERE LAST YEAR AND IT WAS BRILLIANT SAME GROUP OF US GOING THIS YEAR ANY BODY ELSE GOING OUT THERE FOR LAUGH WANNA MEET UP.
STUART WHERE ABOUTS ARE YOU FROM!!

CHRISTINA_WILLIS_60@HOTMAIL.COM

Stuart -           

9 essex lads going out to Laganas and staying at the perkes for two weeks from the 29th july. Any young ladies looking for some fun staying at the perkes at the same time?

Andrea E           

zante is ok for any age kids. we are staying in perkes this year. we were worried last year as we were going for the first time, our kids were 12. they really enjoyed it, so much so we went back in october, and going again this year. we tended to not go down to the main strip much, as you are made very welcome in the restraunts on the way down. we ate at the paradise restraunt just across the road from perkes they really made a fuss of the kids. we even stayed there drinking all night too. we are now good friends with the owners and keep in touch. hope this eases your mind some.

Claire T           

I am going to the perkes hotel on june 10th 2004 with my husband and son. A bit worried because the wee one is five and it seems not to be for kids although the brochure stated for families. Can anyone put my mind at rest

Chris            

7 essex lads out for a laugh, 8th of july. neva bin befor but will gladly show ya the ropes ;-)

Alison S           

Hey! Me and my best mate are coming out to perkes 17th june for two weeks. we were in zante last year and we had the time of our lives!
If you want to do anything like watersports then get to know some of the bar staff who've worked there for a while, they know where to go and get discounts on loadsa things. anymore questions about Zante or if you know of any jobs from the start of july e.mail me: ali_spaul@hotmail.com

see you in the summer!

J M

can anyone tell me how close Kostas appartments are to the perkes hotel? we are staying in the perkes and friends are at kostas

Jane M           

Where was woody this year? The bar wasnt the same without him!! The new guy Al(tut tut) isnt it about time he sorted something out with is life? He must be over fifty!!! Come on Al this isnt a place for old fogies, we need something nice to look at behind the bar and someone to make sure we have a great holiday instead of seeing your miserable face everyday!!! BRING BACK WOODY!!!!

Boys B           

watford girls, were all 19 the same age as you have u got an email address so we can send u a pic were stayin in the perkes so we will see u there and let the durex unroll

Tamasine H           

Full english available but you gotta pay extra for it. Must say, it did look mighty appetising!!!

Sexy I           

To the boys from brum if you are in the perkes in july we will be gratefull if you could show us a good time, if you know what we mean. We are all 19 and up for anything, how old are you?
Thanx!!!!!

Spud A           

cheers for da info but do you know what sort of food you get for breakfast (any chance of a full english). Nice one

Smith A           

been there four times now.going back 5th may for 2 weeks to see the gang.tele number for perkes is 00302695051758.i do not think you can book till april direct,as no one is there !.

Tamasine H           

Oops, forgot to answer the rest of your question Spud!!! The beach is at the other end of the strip to the hotel, but it only takes about 10-15 mins to walk. However, depending on when you're going will depend on the state of the beach. It was pretty awful when I was there, but that was towards the end of the season in September and there was loads of litter around the place so we spent our time round the hotel pool. But if you want the beach for water sports, you'll have to ask your rep about that, cos we went to mavratzi beach as part of a cruise so don't know how you'd get there ordinarily, how long it takes to get there or how much. Hope this heps a bit!!! xxx

Tamasine H           

Kerry Willis, there's no air con in the rooms but you can hire fans for the rooms though can't remember how much they cost.

Spud and co. food and pool are excellent, me and my mate normally ate at the hotel before going down the strip - depending on how hungry you are, you can get a toasted sandwich or chips and a drink (alcoholic) for less than 5 euros. The portions of food are good. There's not a huge selection but you're not limited to the same thing everyday. If you get bored eating in the hotel, there's always McDonalds on the strip or the many restaurants. Pool is decent size, with spring board and sun loungers are free.

In general, take some sort of insect repellent. My mate and I took stick and spray (used it before going out each nite) and also had those plug-in things which we plugged in before we went out and didn't get bitten once, though if you don't use anything, you will get bitten and it's not an attractive sight!!!

Any more questions, feel free to ask xxx

Spud A           

does anyone know what the food and pool are like. and how far is it to the beach. cheers

Boys F           

to the watford girls! Theres eight of us lads from brum flyin out on the 8th july for two weeks, we'll show you the ropes and anything else you want to see. how old are you?

Kerry W

Can anyone tell us if there is air conditioning in the hotel rooms, or if we can hire something when we are there thanks

Kerry W           

I am going to Perkes Hotel in Zante on the 10th June 04 with my
husband and daughter, is there anyone else going on this date,
be nice to get to know people before we get there

Sexy I           

HEY EVERYONE!! 12 SEXY LADIES FROM WATFORD R LANDING ON THE 8TH JULY THIS SUMMER, AND WONDERING IF THER ARE ANY OTHER GROUPS GOING OUT AND STAYING AT THE PERKES HOTEL DAT WOULD KINDLY SHOW US THE ROPES?? WRITE BACK LOVE THE WATFORD GIRLS xxx

Sexy S           

does anyone have contact number for the Perkes please

Joey            

no theres no air conditioning but you can hire fans!!!!

Nikki

Can anyone tell me if there is air conditioning in the rooms at the Perkes as I have booked this for June this year and would really like to know as it doesnt state on the brochure??

Nikki            

Is there any air conditioning in this hotel??

Rich L           

HI RACHEL AND NICK. SAY HELLO TO MUM AND DAD WHEN THEY WALK SADIE PAST. CHEERS RICH

Rich L

perkes website?

Linda R           

hi im going out to perkes on 27 june 04 looking forward to it after reading some of your comments and would like to here from anybody going there same time - linda

Maria O

Please could i have the telephone number for the Perkes Hotel, so that i can book up for this year , thanks

Marie N           

It our 1st holiday away 2getha.Is ne1 else goin from tha 25/07/04 til the 2/07/04?
How far is the hotel away from the nearest bar and clubs?
xxx

Sexy S

does anyone have the postal address for the Perkes or the fax number please!

Kurtis M           

alrite ppl, sam u out there? an michelle wat u up2 now?

Bryan K           

My wife Carol and our daughter Mirryn (2 1/2 years) just got back yesterday, the 20th after a week long break. We had a great time. Ratchel, Nick, not forgetting Italia (think that's how it is spelled) were great with our daughter and made us feel at home which is often difficult with one so young. Al behind the bar was also great and kept us all well entertained with his reparti. We intend to go back next year but probably earlier on in the season, late May early June.

Ash D           

group of 9 lads from up north! wer c*min around the beging of july for a cuple of weeks! just wondered if sum1 wud mind answerin a few questions for us!
1) how far away r the beaches and how do u get ther?
2) wot water sports can u do, r they near by?
3) how far away from the main bars!
4) what is the distance from the airport?
5) rooms? air conditioned? fridges?
if u cud rite an email with ur answer 2 our questions 2 this email adress plz - alib1986@hotmail.com thanx 4 ur help!

Terry B           

WE JUST GOT BACK FROM PERKES 18/25TH SEPT 2003
accomodation very clean..food great..exellently run family hotel
the 6 of us all said had a fab time nic,ratchel=top marks
shirley and alan at bar..exellent service...thanks for great holiday
i'll be seeing you soon..TERRY AA PATROL AND GUYS
PS is alan gonna book holiday to tokyo as he sounded keen after discription?????..all the best

Joey            

LAGANAS WAS OK BUT DIDN'T THINK MUCH OF HOTEL. VERY GRUBBY!!!!
MARGARET WAS LOVELY THOUGH & VERY HELPFUL.
THE WATER PARK NEXT DOOR WAS BRILL, TOOK OUR 12YEAR OLD & 15 MONTH OLD BABY IN THERE & THEY LOVED IT! 6 EUROS TO USE SLIDES BUT IN THERE ALL DAY & NOT BUSY AT ALL.

Paul H           

ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND STAYED AT THE PERKES HOTEL FOR 2 WEEKS FROM 31ST AUGUST TO 14TH SEPTEMBER 2003. WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK MARGARET, NIC AND RACHEL FOR MAKING IT A REALLY GREAT HOLIDAY AT THE HOTEL. THE HOTEL WAS IN A GREAT LOCATION NOT TO FAR FROM MAIN STREET AND HAD A GREAT POOL BAR WHERE WE HAD MANY A GOOD NIGHT. WOULD RECCOMMEND THE HOTEL TO ANYONE BE IT COUPLE, FAMILY OR GROUP.

Suzanne T           

hi just got back from perkes on 29th aug it was my 1st time abroad and i loved it hotel rooms are basic no fridge,kettle or tv but you dont need them.the main thing was they are cleaned daily,hotel food was excellent and very reasonable priced,ie-1 euro for bottle of water,2 euros for soft drinks,2.50+ for alchohol,cooked breakfast is 3.60 euros and thats for huge cooked breakfast ,toast,tea and juice.hotel staff were friedly and pool was clean spent most of my time there.there are all the latest movies on every night that are on at the cinema over here i saw bruce almighty,american pie3 and pirates of the carabian.the hotel caters for single groups familys and couples.have a lovely time people.

Jazee H           

THANKS JK,
FEEL A BIT BETTER NOW. I MEAN I LIKE A DRINK & THAT BUT THOUGHT I'D BE UP ALL NIGHT WITH MAD PARTY PEOPLE!!! (NO SUCH LUCK EH?!!!)

Jk            

hey there is a lot of young people there this time of year, but also a few families. By sept it might quieten down a bit! The Perkes family have a little girl, Thalia, so they know the meaning of 'family holidays' Its quite far away from main strip so is great! LOVELY PLACE!!

Jazee H

HELP!! I'M STAYING AT THE PERKES WITH MY CHILD IN THE MIDDLE OF SEPTEMBER, IS IT ALL YOUNG PEOPLE?
I KNOW LAGANAS IS LIVELY BUT IS THE PERKES PARTIES ALL NIGHT?

Terry M           

Hi all just got back from staying in room 40 went out on the 27th september for 2 weeks This is a big shout out to Rachel,Nick,al & michelle & the rest of the team at the perkes a Big Thanks for making us feel really welcome we had the best two weeks ever, amongst doing all our water sports & massive drinking sessions sitting by the pool was always a great laugh, most of us wanted to stay another week or two a well recommended place to stay if i must say so myself. all the best from the guys from rooms 40,11 & 12 deano's army
ps. Nick Hull F.C are Still the Best

Leigh A           

zante in general was amazin but if ur lookin for lively atmosphere an loadza young people, perkes is where u wana be, got back on 14th july and im gutted!! the bar staff bianca and michelle are lovely so is the rep nick and margret and co, thanks so much!! definately c*min back nxt year. hi to jay, s**ggy an co if u read this, an jim an ryan. if anyone has any info on jobs for nxt summer, plz e mail me leigh_43@hotmail.com, and if ur not there yet, im soooo jelous!! x

Rachel F           

hi i can back a few weeks ago missing it loads!wanna go out there next summer and work so if anyone knows any contacts about getting a job or if theres anyone else thinking bout going out there next summer email me please!rach_leanne@hotmail.com xx

Jake S           

Excellent hotel, good food and large portions (just the way i like it). The Thomas Cook rep however (Nick) is a c*cksucker.. he still owes me 10euros for shortchanging me. Lied to me all week and still got NOTHING. >>>DON'T GO ON ANY THOMAS COOK EXCURSIONS UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN THE ONES IN LAGANAS AT HALF THAT PRICE...

Hotel Perkes A*
Nick the rep A c*cksucker

Bec J           

Perkes is the bollox! if anyone is goin i am soooooooo jealous! There aint no fridge or ought but it dnt really matta! all the staff are fab everything is great prepare for the best holiday! We loved it xxx

Jonny A           

yo b***hes! got bak on da 14th but wanna b bak there coz the weather (and birds) her r sh*te!!! if n e 1 iz goin out there soon, keep telling nick (the rep not the manager) that hes ugly coz he gets well annoyed! dont recommend gettin on da wrong side of the other nick tho - he threatened 2 shoot all 12 of uz n we'd only been there 5 minutes!!

msg for mr brown: looney rooney sends his love n said 2 get on wiv ur homework!!!!

scousers on tour 2003

Jk            

hey!went wiv JMC - had a great time. rooms very basic, if in hotel - no kitchen or anythin bt u dont really need it!Ucan hire fans was 20 euro for 2wks.abou t20 mins to main strip (have time to sober up slightly b4 gettin back) half hr to beach!great location. Must go to black an white - nearly opposite the hotel! If your goin over thre say hi to nick and Alan from Jen and Karon....PLEASE
cheers!

Joanne H

also, i know i'm asking loads of questions!! How far from the beach & the bars etc....
Thanks
x

Joanne H

can anyone tell me if there is a kettle or fridge in the rooms at the perkes please? also can you hire fans?

Ben T           

Can someone tell me which tour operator they went with to stay at the hotel Perkes?
We went with 18-30 and stayed in the hotel Must directly opposite - pile of w@nk to say the least. We were very impressed with the Perkes accross the road, especially the amount of women staying there! Was it Sunscape or Sunset holidays people stayed with?
We will probably try and get in there next year as we felt we were in a spot on location.

Kez            

Got back bout 3 weeks ago. And am i the only person who thought zante was a big pile of s***! Dont get me wrong hotel was ok, rooms very basic and toilet didnt work so room stunk! but apart from that, oh an being eaten alive by mozzies at nite!! Pool was very nice an bar staff friendly enough! But certainly wasnt impressed wiv location! (its a good 30min walk from the beach, bars, shops, decent restaurants etc...) dont mean 2 sound like a right whinger or nothin but couldnt wait 2 get home! 2 weeks was far 2 long! Certainly wouldnt go back!! (Zante in general that is!!) Soz if ive put anyone off!! I'm sure my experience was just a one off!! xxx

Carry-louise -           

hiya to everyone at perkes hotel! we came home on july 14th :( and are desperate to be back!! would recommend perkes hotel to anyone,the staff are brilliant,really made our holiday and the pool is gorgeous.hiya to jay and co' if u read this! reccomend ghetto bar, and zeros, all the bars are worth visiting! wanting to come back and work over there next summer so if anyone knows any information about any jobs please please let me know! at carry_louise_2k1@hotmail.com.cheers!
carry,leanne,claire,helen xxxxxx

Melissa N           

hi, been back from the perkes for 2 weeks and i am missing it loads. nick, rachel, alan, margaret, tom, bianca and michelle are absolutely wonderful people and they make you feel like part of the perkes family. i mustn't forget to mention my mad rep nick. he was great. all of you made my holiday. i'm sure u will remember who i am and who i came with when i mention mr brown. we are taking good care of him. remember his chat up line "lick my f*****g stick u f*****g b***h. nick and al, can u believe pj still hasn't bought my engagement ring. me and pj will be back next year for another 2 weeks of fun and maybe this time i will take the job behind the bar and stay with you. miss all of you loads. c u next year. luv mel. (babe magnet). nick and rach, give thalia a kiss for us and look after her she is an angel. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Maggie M           

Just got back from a 2 week stay at Perkes Hotel. All I can say is it's fantastic. The pool was fantastic and the atmosphere was brilliant. The pool bar at night was excellent. If anyone out there wants a drink to kick them into the party mood, ask Alan for one of his Gas Chambers - guaranteed to set you up nicely!!! Alan and Nick had us in stitches, they really made the holiday for us. To all who are going, you'll have a ball. We'd go back in a minute!!!!

Dan I           

Hey Tamworth Gals!! Im one of six London lads stayin in Perkes from the 3rd - 10th August! We are always up for a laugh and definitely up for drinkin!! If u wanna meet up let us know (email: danielinglis@lycos.co.uk) and we hope to see u out there!!
Cheers,
Dan.

Tamworth G           

hey! we are five sexy girls and we are going to the perkes hotel from the 4th till the 18th of August! we were wondering if there were any young peeps (preferably male!!!!) who are up for a laugh and a bevvy or 2? can't wait till we get there cus it sounds wicked!! love lorren laura helen foxy and emma xx

Jen K           

heya! we got back just over a week ago, and i still really miss the place - we had a fab time!!Thank you so much for such a great holiday!Margeret,Nick, Rachel, Alan, Bianca and Michelle...your all great!you all made the holiday what it was....AMAZING!If I could i would be back there tomorrow! It would be great to hear from you all, or anyone else i randomly spoke to over there!THANKS SO MUCH FOR A GREAT HOLIDAY! x x x

Leanne W           

wiked , i miss it sooo much it was amazing id come bk 2morow if i could , thanx...xx

Marc S           

Hiya margaret, we wanna come back but we cant. We'd come back tomorrow. Brill

Emma F           

Holiday starts on 21st July in Laganas and I can't wait, in hotel Perkes. Are there any bars with dance/funky music or is it all RnB and that? Are there any trips to Turkey or is it to far? Can't wait so excited!! Is the water park a big no no then? Recommend any where for water sports?? Thanks emma

Sexy S           

Well just got back from the Perkes and there is just one word i have to say is "excellent"!!! A big hi to Sam & Cheesy - hope you guys are both well - Cheese you & the boys need to come to Brum for a night out - make sure you don't fall over though!!! Would recommend the place to anyone! Rachel, Nick, Alan & Bianca make you feel so welcome & nothing is too much trouble! Wish i was still there now! Make sure you pack your suntan lotion it is hot hot hot!! Sophie xxx

David T           

ARRIVE AT THE HOTEL PERKES WITH MY MATE BIG AL ON THE 21ST AUGUST.WATCH OUT FOR MY MATE AL THOUGH HE THINKS HE'S A BIT OF LADIES MAN AND A BIT OF A POSER.ANYWAY CAN'T WAIT AS I HAVE READ SO MANY GOOD THINGS ABOUT LAGANAS.

P.S IF A GUY COMES ONTO YOU LADIES AND HE LOOKS ABIT LIKE STIFFLER FROM AMERICAN PIE GIVE HIM A BIG SLAP FROM BIG DAVE.

Craig J           

Shambulli ticklers tour went great a big thanks to all the staff at the perkes especially nick and alan the lively bar men.
Pool bar was fantastic and i would go back.
top bars we felt were cocktails and dreams and ghetto buty i couldn't pick out a bad bar anyone going out in the next few days watch out for Mr Brown the derby lad and HIS KILLER CHAT UP LINE.

Sam X           

Hello!! I arrived back from the perkes on monday 7th...had the best holiday ever! All the staff are very friendly (Bianca, Alan, Nick and Rachael. HELLO!) and like to have a laugh, no matter what time of day or night it is! Met lots of new friends, everyone is english speakin so this helped. Hello to sofie and abbie! Great gals. Not matter what time you get in, theres always people around to have a chat with. I'm definately going back next year for a holiday but also to work for the summer... Would recommened this hotel to anyone.. See ya x

Lucie K           

hi everyone, i've not been yet but i'm countin down the days! i'm arriving in zante on the 1st aug, and am stayin at the perkes hotel with my boyf and cousin and her boyf. was just wondering if its worth buying a fan or hiring one? and how much spends will i need for two wks!? if anyone can help pls do... x lucie

The C           

Hello Sara just to let you know there are Safety deposit boxes and I am pretty sure there is an exchange facilty. You will love it there.

The C           

HI Everyone
Just got back yesterday and am gutted, the hotel was excellent and I would definetly go back. Everyone there are very friendly and they don't mind about you have a good time in the early hours of the morning. I was reading the comments below and saw that abbie said she was going, well I met her and her mate, lovely girls (HELLO IF YOU READ THIS!!!!)
THE HOTEL PERKES WAS PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rachel F           

hi just got back yesterday heatwave there at moment! u can get safety deposit boxes and they do change currency at hotel.pool and hotel is really good and clean staff were really nice hotel has very good atmosphere.would def go again and the area its in is brill!xx

Sara C           

Can anybody please tell me if the hotel has safety deposit boxes and a currency exchange facilities ??
Going in a weeks time and would really like to know before I go.

Many Thanks

Jose M           

We just got bak. Pool is fine. Waterpark failed health n safety coz of lifeguard reasons. It isn't a waterpark anyway coz there are only 3 little slides. P.S don't touch fridge at hotel bar coz u will get electrocuted! I'm not jokin. Staff n atmosphere is great tho had a great time.

Malcolm C           

We took a taxi to the waterpark from Kalamaki, a complete waste of time and money, the Waterpark was filthy ( my daughter dropped her goggles in the pool and you couldn't see them on the bottom ), the lifeguard only has one eye and they put a cable strap round your wrist to show you've paid so if it get's caught on anything then your wrist will come off before the strap does. Don't go!!

Bec J           

hey kev
we dont go til 17th! so looks like ya gonna miss us!
xxx

Kim H           

Fly out on Sunday night, really excited now! Can't wait! The hotel looks great - thanks Debbie for the photos. Anyone there the 1st two weeks of July - get ready coz we're all gonna have a holiday to remember! Luv ya loads, see ya soon xXx

Abbie            

Hi, Me and my mate Sophie go tomorrow!! I've checed with the travel agent, the water park is owned by the same people as the hotel, they just said its not up to British Health and Safety standards, so they don't recommend we use it, however the hotel pool is fine. So you can all relax!

See you there!

Kevin J           

Hi Bec,

When are you going to Zante? We go on the 3rd July!!! Should be a good laugh.

Neil C           

Going out next thursday for a week. Cant wait !!

Rachel F           

going on sunday wiv my ex!!anyone gonna be there i'll be able to talk to?pool looks great whoever put pics on!x

Rachel F           

i dont know wots meant to be wrong wiv it just got a letter saying for health and safety reasons not to use it but it might be ok best asking reps.when u going?x

Winton M           

Hi,

I'm really looking forward to my holiday, it's only a week and I can't wait to top up the tan.


Winton
x

Bec J           

the letter just said we're advised not to use it due to health adn safety nad even offered us change of hotel! dunno what we're doin yet... but perkes looks cool and the pool! cheers kev
xxx

Neil C           

Hi Rachel

What is meant to be wrong with the Water Park then ?

Rachel F           

im going next week was just wondering bout the water park we've had a letter warning us bout it can someone help pls?xx

Kevin J           

Hi Bec,

Check out the photos on the database, the hotel and pool looks quite nice, so should give you a chance to strut your stuff in your tiny bikinis!!!!!!

Bec J           

hey every1!
need a fave jus had letter off travel ppl about the water park sayin to avoid it.. jus wonderin if the pool at hotel is ok????
cause we're needin the pool to prance about in our tiny bikinis!
thanx
xxx

Debbie B

u cant get a car unless u have 3 years on u r licence but u can get a moped

Leigh A           

how many people are goin in the first two weeks of july!! comin with three other girls from middlesbrough for two weeks of nites out ( and a bit of a tan hopefully)!! cant wait!! xx

Debbie B           

more like we loved it. hey guys howz ma puppy doing over there . hope everyones ok.HEY GUY JUST LET U KNOW I HAVE JUST ADDED BRILL PICTURES OF THE HOTEL ON THE SITE HOPE THT HELPS USE OUT ALOT GETTING A IDEA OF HOW BRILL THE HOTEL IS. I WILL ADD THE WATER PARK L8R 2 DAY.
LOVE DEBBIEXX NEED IMFO ASK ME I HAVE BEEN HUNDREDS OF TIMES

Zoe            

any one whos going to perkes hotel is going to have a holiday they will remember for a long time !
if you eat there you have to have one of rachaels pizzas there out of this world!!!! if any one speaks to bianca tell her zoe says hello and i hope to see her soon, watch out for al he ll have you in the pool if your not careful : )
if any of you are lucky enough to go out with nick and al on a night on the piss, ill guarentee that you will be in bed most of the next day he he!!! have fun

Joey            

Wow there must be loads of us going the first two weeks in July!

One question tho, how do we keep our stuff cool, like bottles and food if there's no fridge?

Any ideas? keep them in a bucket of water or something?

Suga K           

hey, any hott scottish or irish guys going during the first two weeks in july?

Kim H

Hi we're coming to Perkes for the 1st two weeks of July - soooo excited!!! I'm just looking for information about hiring a car next month. I'm 17 and passed my test 6 months ago. I am a very competent driver, no claims or accidents, but was just wondering if there are any companies which do actually hire cars to younger drivers? I presume it's over the age of 21 as with most places in Spain? If anyone could leave a response letting me know it would be most appreciated, thanks Kim xXx

Sexy S           

Hey Peeps - i'm a villa fan - giving you a shout!!!
Land in Zante on the 26th June - cannot wait - been before & it's a top hotel - loads of fun & laughter!!
The bikinis are ready so look out for the Kylie & Patsy Kensit look alikes!!! See ya there!

Linda B           

we have just spent two weeks at the Perkes good pool,food, friendly staff but ideal for the the under 25s .No air conditioning,no fridge very basic.The island is well worth a visit

Joey            

Anyone from Wirral/Liverpool area goin first 2 weeks in July? 12 Calday lads up for a great time, first time at the Perkes but it sounds brilliant! Ashy says hi!! Any Villa fans goin give me a big shout! Cya all on the 1st July!

Dan L           

Im landing in Zante on the 3rd July with Kev Jones,Neil-(pest)-Coombs & the rest of the lads for a weeks non stop mayhem - Bristol Style.

Lorna - getting a bit friendly with Kevin there aren't you? I mean you've only known him a day! - I have a picture of him when he was 12yrs old at secondary school if you're interested??
That should get you all hot under the collar!

Kevin J           

Hi Lorna,

How is sunny Bognor Regis?

We are all in an our early twenties, how old are you Bogner babes??

There are 6 of us going, so should be quite a good laugh!!

I can't believe how quickly it's going, less than 3 weeks and we'll be relaxing around by the pool, recovering from the previous night!!

if you want to email me direct my address is, kevj81@yahoo.co.uk.

Regards

Kev

Lorna J           

Hi Kevin my e mail address lornajames69@hotmail.com e mail with a picture if you like so I can see if I would want to take you for a test drive if if you know what I mean!!!!!!!!

Eleanor P           

Ooo, haven't actually been there but it wil rock when us 8 lovely girls (well 7 girls and Jake...but thats irrelevant-sorry hun!)go out from 17th July for 2 weeks-of course thats why i gave it 'excellent'!
I gotta say Banana Bar sounds very good...you can do good things with a generous sized banana...mmm!

Love Eleanor and Jen (we're d best ones!)

(and Nicky's kinda cute...then there's two gorgeous
Rachel's...Hannah's pretty too...n Sophie's a babe!)

we're still d bet ones tho, hehe ;-)

Lorna J           

Hi there Kevin I'm going with 7 of my mates arriving on the 3rd aswell, we are from Bognor Regis, and cant wait to meet up with you how many of you are going?

Neil C           

Hello all I stayed in the hotel last year with my friends we all had a really groovy time and stayed up really late, this year I'm hoping to lose my cherry, please email if interested!!!!



Kevin J           

Any laydeez going out on 3rd July from Bristol ?

Richard E           

Ounsdale Girls there are 6 single lads looking for a wild time so if you want to talk we are over there when you are.

my email add is Richard.eden@benfieldgroup.com

Sam & Kate           

Hey people!! We are 2 sexy ladies that are up for a laugh, arriving on the 23rd june to the 7th july...beware!! You won't know whats hit the place!! x

Deano P           

I aint spread my seeds as far as lagnas yet! but watch out darlin ur next on my list,the boys nd me(the hansom1) wil b wiv ya.17/7/03 all 13 of us nd our 13 love trumpets are lookin 2 play our orchestra 2 ur nd ur m8z.

Ounsdale G           

6 sexy ladies stayin in perkes going the 17th and lookin for a wild time! anyone feels up for it get in touch with us!

Joe B           

A LOAD OF HOT LONDON BOYS GOING STAYING IN THE PERKES HOTEL FROM THE 17TH TO THE 25TH OF JULY.LOOKING FOR SOME SEXY LADIES WANTING A WILD TIME.EMAIL US AT london_ladz2003@yahoo.co.uk

Bristol B           

Nine Bristolian Chambulli Ticklers coming on the 3rd July 2003. Girls beware - 100% satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. E-mail me at jonnyticks01@tiscali.co.uk if you're there at that time.

Joe M           

Just a quick warning to any ladies stoppin at the hotel perkes between June 27th and July 10th to watch out for someone who goes by the name of Jay. Not 1 of you will be safe from the self styled "Greek Adonis" himself!You have been warned!
Big up the Midland Road massiv

Nicci P           

My boyfriend Dan and I have been to the Perkes twice and can't wait to go back again!! Thanks to Woody (bit of a celeb due to a raunchy appearance on Blind Date - ask him to show you his scap book!) Nick, John, Rachel and Margeret.
If they ever offer you a BMW at the bar just say NO!

Ryan G           

hello you rugby boys, me and my partner dan cant wait to meet you, we arrive on the 23rd june, make sure we have a good time!!!!!
any girls, we have friends staying in the villa aliri if your interested. please e-mail me!!!!!

Jaz D           

thinking about going here with a bunch of us in august! could any one tell me wot the place is like? cheers jaz

Lucy #           

Just come back from a week at the Perkes. Nice Hotel, lovely staff (may chuck you in the pool if your not careful!!)- really helpful. Its quite a way from the beach, but it doesnt matter too much, as the pool is nice, there is always enough sunbeds!! The waterpark wasnt open, but it looked good,only 4 slides, but a fun morning/afternoon out for kids (and big kids)!! Some nice restaurants nearby, but the pool bar food is good. (They do lovely Chips in gravy!) Rooms were ok, basic, but thats the way of most of the hotels in Greece

We had a brilliant holiday, and would recomend the hotel to everyone. It was quite quiet, with older people there when we went (last week), but it would be a good base for anyone of any age.

Sam X           

Hey you sexy rugby lads! How you all doin? Me and my friend are coming to the perkes on june 23rd!! hope your up for a wicked laugh, we certainly are ;-)

Debz            

hey woody its debbie if u read us we have been trying to get hold of u to see how u are only 38 days till we go out to see all the gang herd u werent so well well email me bk at bellclan2002@aol.com or if u have msn debbiebellend2002@msn.com ok love debz x

Perkes H           

Hotel phone and fax number for private bookings is:
00302695051758

Woody            

Now then, If youve never stayed at our hotel then youre in for a pleasant surprise.Read the brochure for hotel information as im not gonna sit here for half an hour telling you a load of stuff that u can read yourself.
If you havent guessed already im Woody, yep the guy who you keep reading about on this web page. Ive worked at the hotel bar now for three years this will be my fourth. Unfortunately i wont be out in Zante this year till maybe July/Aug, nothing serious mind so dont worry your heads about me!! Ha!! At the bar you will be in the very capable hands of my partner in crime Nick in the evenings until i sort my stuff out and get my backside back out there. If youve booked your holiday already youre in for a treat and if youre thinking about it then get booking now!!! Were a friendly bunch who are up for a laugh if u are. Come and say hello, introduce yourself and be prepared to get a little bit drunk. All we dream about is having a bunch of people who like having a drink and a laugh as much as we do. Carry on reading the comments off other people who've stayed with us and i think that its self explanatory!!!!!
Anyone who knows me and wants to get in touch and cant get my mobile, drop us a line on woody210877@hotmail.com. Also if youre there on the 21st Aug be prepared for a good night as its my birthday!!!! 19 again.
SEE Y'ALL SOON!!!!! Anyone whos going over before i do tell all i said hello and will see them asap

Evelyn H

availabilty of holidays in october also telephone number and name of owners

Regzy S           

hi sophie, loads of lads stayin that week lucky bint,
oh well loads of drinkin to be done then, being rugby boys we can check out yer form cus everyone finks we
are all p**vs anyway.
bring it on!!!!!!!!!!

Sexy S           

Hey Regzy - off to The Hotel Perkes also on the 26th - what a coincidence!! Where you guys from? Up for some scrumages for sure!!

Regzy            

Hey any girls wanna mix it up with a bunch of rough and ready rugby players - going out on the 26th June and ya better be able to drink!!!

REGZYYYY

Sarah L           

It's Taff, don't know if going to be repping at the Perkes yes but i will most definately c u all there, we have such a crack i will be spending any spare time there anyway!!! Hopefully jmc will let me have the perkes (my baby!!) back for 2003, but we'll have to wait and c!!!!!

David T           

taff will u b the jmc rep this summer at perkes.me and my fiancee spent two weeks partying in falaraki with the jmc reps last year and they were the best.booked with jmc especially and if u r the rep we hope to see ya there.

David T           

staying at the perkes with my fiancee 21st-28th august.really looking forward to it especially as perkes has some great reviews.looking for non stop party for seven days and cant wait.

Sarah L           

Its Taff/sarah again. Bit of news for anyone returning to the Perkes in 03, TAFF IS BACK!!!! just had confirmation that i will be returning to zante for yet another summer of madness!!!! Michelle and Janine, hope to see u there and looking forward to all u groups of lads.... Bring it on!!!!!!! Nick, Rachel, Talia, Margaret, Tass, Woody and John, c u in April!!!!!!! Taff x x x

Kim & Kerri

Hiya Jimmy, guess we'll be on the same flight as you lot then! Where abouts are you from? (We go to B'head 6th Form College). Get in touch and we'll sort out meeting up or something nearer the time. My new e-mail address is kimh648@aol.com
See you soon, luv Us xXx

Extra F           

Hello funky diva, you should have checked the names before hand as there are more of you! so well done gal, Mick thinks you were saying sorry to him! you fruit bat. Anyway we are going to Perkes on 26th June 2003 and can't wait, guess we'll see you there sunbeams (Jay & Nick)!!!

Zoe S

hi, going to perkes hotel in may, if you are looking for info on perkes have a look on the thomas cook holiday channel on sky it is shown on the zante hour its the second hotel to be mentioned on the prog, it looks great!!!!
just a question i need answering how far away is it to kalamaki from perkes cheers

Funky D           

Hello Nick & Jay - will be arriving at Hotel Perkes on 26th June so guess me n the girls will see you there! Went 2 years ago & it was the dogs! you will have a great time!

Nick S           

Jay thats a rubbish note you could of hyped us all a bit well done sunbeam!!!!!

Jay            

HEY ALL WEVE BOOKED 13LADS GOING TO THE PERKES JUN 27TH FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU ALL THERE

Michelle M           

to sarah, hi its michelle and janine here hope that you're ok get intouch soon. to anyone staying in the perkes you're very lucky, its the best hotel in laganas.

Jen K

hey, anyone got any pics or links to perkes hotel as we're stayin there in the summer and havent seen it yet. cheers

Sarah L           

Well hello everyone!It's Sarah here aka TAFF!!! I was the jmc rep in the Perkes for summer 2002 and would just like to say that this is the most fantastic Hotel you could stay in whilst on Holiday. I was the luck one that got to be there for 7 months!! A big hello to anyone who i met during the summer, and special mentions go to Tass, Margaret, Nick, Rach, Talia, Woody, John and Stacey!!I would like to thank you all for the best summer I have spent away from home!! I WILL BE BACK!!! For anyone going there in Summer 2003, enjoy!! I assure u that u will love it!!
Perkes lot, get in touch (magalufmadcase at that hot place!!) and I´ll give u a ring when I get to crete, as i am still skint and can´t afford to ring from Spain!! Nothing changes!!
Special noise for woody; Bllllllllllllllllll- don´t know how to write it, but i´m sure u remember!! HAVE A WICKED 2003!!!!!!!

Kim H

Hi this is Kim & Kerri. Booked our holiday in Perkes in December after finding a special offer by Thomas Cook - £298 for two weeks! Good hey! Found this site and we're made up with the reviews and counting the days until we go (166 at the mo)! Will be there Mon 30th June to Mon 14th July 2003 so if there's anyone else from the North West gona be there those dates, we'll see you there! Also, if anyone's got any photo's of the hotel/pool/Laganas town etc, could you e-mail copies to kim648@aol.com please - most appreciated! See ya soon, Kim & Kerri xXx

Kim & Kerri

We're going to Hotel Perkes, Laganas, between 30th June and 14the July 2003. Found the deal through Thomas Cook, paying £298 for two weeks!!! If anyone else is going during those weeks, leave a message and we'll see you there!

Funky D           

sorry Mick i put Mike i meant Mick!

Funky D           

i stayed in the Perkes in July/August 2001, it was wicked one of the best holidays i have ever had - i met a guy called Paul Mike but a year before you are looking for i'm afraid - i hope you get hold of him! am going back this year to see all the crew again - cant wait - the hotel is clean n friendly and accomadates everyone. 10 out of 10 - see you in the summer guys!

"barbie" F           

Hi, How are you all? This is Cindy,(hope you haven't forgotten who I am) wishing Nick, John and Woody a happy new year. Sorry I didn't get back to see you guys in October. I hope to get an opportunity to come out this year - and I will visit (Oh no, I hear you groan)!
Maybe you'd like to exchange emails and stay in touch?

Craig H

I maybe be staying at the Perkes Hotel in Laganas this June, although i have only seen one photo of it
If any one out there has some photos or knows links of websites with a photo or two on, could you send them to craig.s.hodgson@talk21.com

Thanks

The G           

Good ,clean family hotel and value for money.

Sam M           

I HAVENT BEEN YET BUT WAS JUST ANSWERING IANS QUESTION ABOUT WOODY. I MET HIM IN CANCUN LAST WEEK AND HAVE TO SAY HE IS ONE OF THE NICEST PEOPLE YOU COULD EVER MEET, HE TALKED ME AND MY BOYFRIEND INTO STAYING AT PERKES NEXT SUMMER. SO THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION IAN IS YES HE WILL BE THERE

Wayne R           

just to say been there twice now and we all found the hotekl to be the best in laganas and would tell all to try and find anywhere better. A ll the staff where brill and the beer and foos also the same ,pool good and park nextdoor cool.Going back next year but with more off us this time so if you want the ideal hotel that has it all try the perkes and you wont be sorry i can a sure you this.

Christine            

found phone number on www.thisistravel.com click on accommodaton review - 003 0695 51758 looking for somewhere to stay 21st october looks good - anyone travelling on their own around that date

Ian W           

Was on holiday there in June, can anybody tell me if Woody is still there or did he go back home as he was ill when i was there and how is mick keeping? This was an absolutely fantastic holiday and would recomend anybody to go. Hoped to go back next year but could not get booked in but going to the thalia appartments and will be popping in to see all the crew and let the bairns mess about in the water park.

Pam S           

Some people wanted the Perkes phone number. I got it last year. 0695 51758 Don't know the code though. Sounds as excellent as it was 2001.

Tim            

not too close to town,nice size pool.the crew were really freindly.

Abbie L

Please does anyone have a picture of the Perkes hotel? Me & my mates r goin there & want a picture and information about the hotel!

Debbie            

Hi tom, remember me ? Had a good time too. Let me know if you get the hotel number I would like to go back too, may be cheaper to get flight and book separetly. Transfers wont be a problem as it is so close to the airport. See ya

Tom N           

Great time had by all, can you book direct with the hotel ? Anyone got the number or where can I get it ?

Robert B

hello could you please let me know what facility's there are in the room's and if the bar is open around the pool in the evening many thanks robert

Tom N           

Got back today. Great time had, only regrets is not getting someones phone number so I can meet them again! They are still there at the moment(until next Sunday 15th), anyone got a phone number for the hotel so I can try to get a message to them, or anyone read this from the hotel who can get in touch with them for me ?

Angela K           

My friends and I have just come back from Laganas and staying at The Perkes and we can safetly say that the Perkes Hotel is without a doubt the best Hotel in Laganas. It is not the perfect location, or the exceptionally tidy and well kept rooms, and arguably the largest pool on the Island that make this Hotel the best, (although all these factors do help.) Oh no it is the people that work there that guarentee that your stay in Laganas is one of the best holiday's of your life. They are funniest people you will ever meet believe me, they will have you laughing from the moment you arrive to moment you leave. Woody and Nick, what can we say apart from MAD MAD, and VERY VERY BAD! Then there is smiling Stacey, even when the girl was in a bad mood she was still smiling. If you are staying at The Perkes, you have nothing to worry about, you will have a fanatstic time, trust me! and if you don't, 'What colour is the sky in your world?' - I can't wait till next year because I am going back.

Debbie B           

WELL A HAVE BEEN 2 THE HOTEL NINE TIMES AND AM GOIN IN OCT AND AM JUST BK IN FROM THERE IN JULY AND A DONT NO HOW ANY ONE CAN SAY THE STAFF AINT FRIENDLY A NO ALL THE STAFF WE HAVE HAD THEM ALL AT MA HOUSE 2 STAY AND BEIN INVITED TO THE OWNERS BABYS CHRISTENING AND THEY ARE ALL LIKE FAMALY 2 ME NOW AND MA FAMILY AM 15 AND A LOVE GOIN EVEN ON MA OWN COZ ITS SO GD THEIR IS A BRILL WATER PARK THAT THEY OWN NEXT DOOR AND ALL THE STAFF R SO NICE SPECIALY MA LITTLE DARLIN WOODY A HAVE A SO MUCH 2 SAY BOUT THIS PLACE AND ALL A CAN SAY ITS CLEAN QUIET ENOUGH U CAN SLEEP BUT THER IS SO MUCH NIGHT LIFE 10 MINS UP THE PATH AND THE PPL R ALL GREAT SO ANNA JEROME U MUST BE A VERY SAD AND LONELY PERSON THEN AND ANYONE ELSE WHO DIDNT LIKE IF U R GOIN U HAVE NUTHIN 2 WORRY BOUT PART FROM THE AIRPORT BEIN SO SO SMALL THAT THE ONLY BAD THING BOUT IT . AND HI 2 ALL THE GUYS THERE CANT WAIT 2 SEE YOU ALL AND HI 2 STEVE AND HOPE U COME BK AND A WILL SEEYA ALL AT ATALLIAS CHRISTING LOVE U ALL DEBBIE X X X X X PS. HI THERE WOODY

Suzanne B           

hotel perkes is the best on the island !!!!!! my family have been to this hotel about 7 or 8 times! the staff are fab woody,john,nick and racheal even steve who is a way home to oz! hi to everyone see you in october!!!! again would and have recommened it to any one!! luv ya all suzie x x x x x

Kerrie-anne P

me and my boyfriend are going to be off to the hotel perkes in late aug, we had a few douts though as it is only a 2 star> tell us there is nothing to worry about!!!!!! Also, whats the swimming pool like? thanx xx

Daniel B

Me and a mate have dicided to come back, and booked today to stay at this hotel. There were 5 of us who came over a few weeks ago. Just read the comments and this hotel and it sounds ok, if anyone wants to let me know about the hotel or will be in laganas between 5th sep - 12 sep 2002 get in touch. dbarrett@horley1979.fsnet.co.uk

Becky G           

The Perkes hotel is the best place to stay in Laganas,the hotel is clean, the food is great and the staff are really friendly, particularly Woody, (if you ask him really nicely he might play your cd by the pool, thanks for playing the stone roses Woody!) If you are going you will have a great time, we have only been back 2 days and wish we were back there already. Thanks for a brilliant holiday. Becky & Ste

Trailer P           

hey all just 2 let u know that if hotel perkes is ur destination 4 2002 u r very lucky . it is amazing and the staff are absolutely brilliant . nick & woody r brill , if u r booked there u will have the holiday of a lifetime . perkes is cool have a great summer love the trailer park girl ( u know who i am ) xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Michael M           

Thanks to all the staff at the Perkes hotel for a really nice two weeks holiday. Nothing seemed too much trouble for you and you were always willing to spend the time of day with us. I think you could not wish for a better base for your holiday in Laganas. Thanks all. Lynne and Mike room 27 16th to 30th June 2002.

Anne O           

Phil Hewitt asked about how the place is 4 kids! They have a water park that is next door, owned by Nik & co. Maybe not the size of other water parks u may have been 2 but it doesn't cost the earth & is very handy.

Pam S

Went here last year (FANTASTIC TWO WEEKS) but I would like to know what company they will b with 2003. Does anyone know if it is still JMC?

Anna J           

If you're still going to slag me off, you can at least have the decency to spell my name correctly. It's not that difficult really.

Richard O           

Anna Jeromme get a life !!!!!. My wife and I went on holiday to the Perkes Hotel for 3 nights and your comments scared the life out of us before we went !!!!! However,we thought (along with any other normal person that has stayed at the hotel Perkes) that the place was great and the people there were BRILLIANT. How you can say the staff were not friendly is a mystery to us. They were that freindly they even offered to tuck us in at night !!!!!!!!! A great big hello to Woody from the Drunken couple in room 105 who could sleep through an earth quake (Not to mention an arguing couple !!! Great hotel which is suitable for couples, family and singles.

Jane M

dont actually need help just thought id let u all kno that im off to zante, laganas 2day! in 9 hours to be precise and i havent yet started my packing! still what do i need apart from my bikini and my factor 2! ill soon let you all kno whether anna jeromes comments are confounded or not!

Anna J           

ARRRRGGHHHH! How can you all be so mean to me??!! If you read all of my messages you will see that I do say that the Hotel is clean, good facilities and served good bar snacks - don't really know what's so bad with all of that?! I just thought the staff were not as friendly and fun as other places that I've previously stayed. If you stay there, you will be pleased with the place and my holiday wasn't ruined by it - we went out and made friends else where. Just please stop slagging me off??!!!

Jane M

hi katherine me n 7 of my m8s r there from june 23rd til july 7th so we might c u there! 2 of my m8s went to zante last yr n had a fab time they did stay at a different hotel but i think this 1 will be great otheriwse it wudnt have 10/10 despite annas desparaging comments, is any1 gonna b there at same time?

Phil H

I've just been offered a deal at the Perkes hotel for October 2002 half term Hows it for kids ? All comments about the place appreciated Thanks

Kim C           

guys for godsake listen to yaselves! stop b***hing at each like idiots and grow up!

Paula J

Can anyone tell me if the Perkes Hotel is in close proximity to the Savvas Apartments, I've been told it is.

Katherine C

I went to Laganas last year in july and going back this year and staying in this hotel. Could you please tell me how far away it is from the nightlife and the beach. Is anyone else going next year early July? Cu in summer!

Anna J           

As I said before Pam, everyone is entitled to their own opinion and being given a poor service by hotel staff when on holiday is something which I don't rate very highly. The world would be a very boring place if we all thought the same and, just think, the fact that I won't want to go to the Perkes Hotel again makes sure that there will always be a room available for you!!

Pam S           

Mark Coldwell, I think the thing that was wrong was ANNA JEROME!!!! How else do explain her comment 'not be persauded by the majority'. She was certainly in the minority with her opinion so don't anyone going here be put off by her remarks. It's an excellent place.

Anna J           

mark coldwell - have you not read my previous messages??? I don't think I can really add anything other than what I've already said. If you can't figure out why we weren't impressed from those comments I don't know what else I can say!! As I said in my message previous to this one, each to their own, but it wasn't really my idea of a good time. I thought that's what this message board was for, to give your opinions and not to be persuaded by the majority. I apologise for having an opinion of my own!

Mark C           

Anna Jerome Have you Lost your voice ? We are still waiting to hear WHAT WAS WRONG with the hotel .Come on i was not what you say """ Was you in another hotel

Jane M

im going there on june 23rd next yr with 8 m8s just booked yesterday i was a bit concerned that the yellow walls wud blind when i wake up hungover lol so c*m on tell me nice things botu the place n the best places to go and any goss!

Anna J           

Blimey! Didn't realise that I was so in demand! It's not that we hated the place but for some reason the staff seemed to take a dislike to me and my boyfriend. On our first night there we thought we would sit at the bar and make an effort to chat but we were more or less ignored. The hotel itself was really nice - very clean with excellent facilities. Also, when we stayed at the pool and we had lunch this was always pretty good - especially the milkshakes. I just feel that compared to other holidays I've been on that the staff have always been such a good laugh and felt let down by the attitude we received from here. Each to their own though.

Mark C           

We have just come back from the hotel perkes as usual it was totaly brill Nice to see all the perkes family old and new (talia & rachel /woody This is a message to nick how much do i owe you now are we still on 48.000drmz or has it gone up hope to see you when you come over to the uk give all our love to your family please

Jenny S           

We have just had 2 wks @ the Perkes. Fantastic holiday. The bar staff are really nice and gave us more info than our holiday rep on places to visit..etc. We hired bicycles and a car while away and went to some fantastic places Steve and Woody recommended... Hotel is basic but clean. We were there for the Quiz nite on Woody's birthday.. and i hear the BBQ's are not to be missed!!!

Tracey M           

THE HOTEL PERKES WAS AN EXCELLENT BASE WITH GOOD FACILITIES AND FRIENDLY HELPFUL STAFF. PLENTY TO DO AT THE HOTEL IF YOU CANT BE BOTHERED TO WALK TO LAGANAS CENTRE. BE SURE TO ASK WOODY(THE TALL THIN LAD)IF HE FANCIES A BLIND DATE!!! HE'LL KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN! WE HAD A GREAT HOLIDAY - THANKS EVERYONE - CHEERS!

Pam S           

Well Mark Codwell as they say at all the best footy matches I'TS ALL GONE QUIET OVER THERE (i.e.Anna Jerome) Come on get back to us.

Mark C           

Anna Jerome PLease reply to this as many others would like to know as well

Mark C           

Anna Jerome I am soory that you did not enjoy the perkes 'we have been to the hotel as i said 5 times and i would like to know what went wrong for you as this IS A TOP HOTEL staff BRILL HOTEL BRILL NICK BRILL LAGANAS BRILL So please tell me what was wrong with your hols to the perkes PLEASE i would love to know

Susan B           

We were here last year and and a great holiday -all the staff could not have been nicer the only pain was John and his fetish for water!!!! We tried to book again this year but couldn't get in.We're going elsewhere in Zante but it will be hard pushed to better the Perkes.

Pam S           

I think Anne Jerome must have been at a different hotel to the rest of us. ALL the staff were great, very approachable and a good laugh. We did eat in other places and saw alot of the island aswell. Maybe it was you that was unfriendly. As for locals maybe if you had spoken to Nick,he would have mentioned his dad is Greek.

Anna J           

Anyone who thinks a good holiday consists of sitting around the hotel bar watching films and sport on a big screen TV would think this was a great place. Personally, I prefer to see a bit of another country and eat at different restaurants. The hotel was certainly clean, with good facilities and in a good location but I would expect a bit more from my holiday.

Darren "           

BAR SATFF ARE BRILLIANT. bit dissapointed witht he nightlife on the strip but the hotel bar was a laugh. They make u feel right at home and really make the effort to make you feel included. I reccomend the bbq, its cool, althou my m8 burnt his face on the flaming sambuca's but that was his own stupid fault

Ian S           

The Bar Staff - Steve, Nick, Rach, Shaz, Mandy were all top class they were good talking to fun on nights. SO the person below i dont know what ur goin on about sayin there were boarin they were ace. I enjoyed it loads its one of the best hotels i saw in Lagnas. The Food was good the staff good the pool and our rooms were ace so stuff you people who say this place is crap its 'THE BEST'!!

Anna J           

I'm sorry but I just have to add further comments about this place. I can't believe how everyone keeps going on about how wonderful the bar staff are! I found them unapproachable and unfriendly. The only one who did make any impression was Woody but as for the australians there, they were as miserable as sin. Bar/hotel staff on previous holidays have always been locals and always extremely friendly - I wasn't at all impressed with this place.

Tracey M

HI, I'M COMING TO STAY AT THE PERKES HOTEL IN 4 WEEKS TIME, WITH MY FAMILY. WE WERE JUST WONDERING IF IT REALLY AS GOOD AS SOME OF THE COMMENTS MAKE IT OUT TO BE? TONY. MALES.

Shaun D           

hi then

Shaun D           

well placed, great atmosphere, the bar staff made the holiday, does anybody think that nicks mum looked like mrs doubtfire ?.

Lucy J           

BEST HOLIDAY EVER!! THE STAFF MAKE THIS HOLIDAY SUCH A LAUGH AND YOU SOON GET TO KNOW THEM ONCE THEY THROW YOU IN THE POOL ON YOUR FIRST DAY, THANKS JOHN! MARKS OUT OF TEN = TEN!!

Anna J           

Not too sure about this hotel. Was very clean but we were expecting to find some locals working there - not just English and Australians! Woody was definitely the most friendly of the bunch. Was a bit of a walk into the main area but not too bad. We hired bicycles for a few days which I recommend doing. It was really cheap and we got to go to the more relaxed resorts of Kalamaki and Argassi - definitely worthwhile.

Shaun D           

we spent 2weeks at perkes hotel enjoyed every minute of it the nightlife in town is good but it is a bit of a walk to get there .the nightlife at the hotel is amazing they are really friendly and out for a good time.highly recommend a stay there. nick&woody are amazing but steve is a bit morbid at times

Rachel B           

Run by excellent, friendly people (Steve doesn't smile much but Woody makes up for it). Made to feel very welcome and had a great time.

Mark C           

Me & my wife have been to the Hotel perkes 5 times over the last 5 years the hotel is not too far from al the pubs /clubs/resurants : but not too close to be a pain at the night mark0045@aol.com

Rimmer            

Jenny - 20 mins to the beach, and 15 mins to the centre. Basic but comfortable hotel, with nice pool area in front.

Jenny W

Hi I'm going to Zante in two weeks, I have booked to stay at the Perkes hotel, I was just wondering how far it is away from the beach and the town centre and whther it's nice

Wayne S           

been to the perkes once five years ago wot a laugh wet to the apts over the road two years ago still brill the people that run it are fantastic

Jon A           

I could realy do with some information on this hotel, I can't find anything. Looks pritty cool in the brochure though!

Kelly M

could anyone give any information at all on this hotel...it would be really useful!

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